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O.K., hold on to your hat. This is gonna make Watergate look like a Sunday school picnic. I haven't been willing, up to now, to talk about this in public, but I have very very persuasive evidence that Belo Corp. invented incest and introduced it into rural Louisiana in order to produce Rod Dreher.

"It wasn't a voluntary suicide..."

http://www.dmagazine.com/media/Sandra_Crenshaw.wma

Ms. Crenshaw appears to have a wah-wah pedal hooked up to her cellphone -- it's really painful to listen to (in more ways than one).

How does Dreher know about Jim's crazy pants? I thought that was a secret only Unfair Park employees knew about.

Damn it. That was one of the big perks of working here.

but I have very very persuasive evidence that Belo Corp. invented incest and introduced it into rural Louisiana in order to produce Rod Dreher.
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funny shit.....makes total sense to me.

however, it does give incest a bit of a bad name.

I really think Jim should use that Rod Dreher endorsement in his blog.

JimS to Dreher: "No, they aren't crazypants, I'm just happy to see you." (rimshot, please!)

I'm pretty sure Crazypants Conspiracy is going the be the name of my next ska band.

Señor Schutze, sadly you may be so right.

Señor Dreher has a cruel and debilitating mysterious genetic Syndrome that can only be the result of things gone terribly wrong before.

And so this dark Chinatown secret in turn forces him to play the eager to the rusty trombone of the Belo Victrola horn if there are to be corporate medical benefits for possible gene repair some day, or at the least, shopping therapy.

This must be why the stalwart Nipper yapped at you so cruelly in the piece Señor Wilonsky so graciously provided. Señor Dreher, his name itself a sad gust moaning in the dry carrizo, must be seen by the powerful trombone to be the first to defend his master's voice or there will be no benefits, and no shopping.

Aieee!

Evil Belo brujos have spirited away our little Nipper from above, and torn the code in the process! This must not stand!

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Señor Schutze, sadly you may be right.

Señor Dreher has a cruel and debilitating mysterious genetic Syndrome that can only be the result of things gone terribly wrong before.

And so in turn this dark Chinatown secret forces him to play the eager Nipper to the rusty trombone of the Belo Victrola horn if there are to be corporate medical benefits for possible gene repair, or at the least, shopping therapy.

This must be why the stalwart Nipper yapped at you so cruelly in the piece Señor Wilonsky so graciously provided. Señor Dreher, his name itself such a mourning Spring wind in the carrizo, must be seen by the powerful trombone to be the first to defend his master's voice or else no benefits, and no shopping.

Emilio

that is the worst phone sex call i've ever heard.

Rod The Fraud needs to be forgiven. You'd be stressed out too if you have to write every letter of your column from using a Quija board. Come on spirit world, can't you use something a little less cumbersome. Rod is just channeling Walter Duranty and you can ignore all them murders.

I love that the DMN has attempted to preserve their journalistic "integrity" by going after jim for what I consider excellent investigative journalism. What really disheartens me is that the Only Daily is resorting to techniques to divert attention and cover their sorry asses because they have been exposed for sitting on important stories, not only by the Observer but by Wick Allison and his friends at D magazine. Of course, this is the same DMN that believes that Steve Blow and Jacqueline Floyd are hard journalism at its finest.

Fuck Rod Dreher.

There, I said it. Everyone else is thinking it but wants to take the high road.

Since I'm just a low brow minion who wanders local blogs in search of the holy grail of truth, justice and Angela Hunt nudes then I'll go ahead and take one for the team.

Ed Housewright can suck it, too.

OMG jimmy
you are now a true

"suuuupaaaaa staaaaa"

crenshaw scares me, she is gonna hurt someone soon

pjw

Dreher is an arrogant, pompous, self-important bag of wind with a serious intellectual deficiency. That makes him a perfect fit for Decherd's piss-poor excuse for a newspaper.

chris thanks for your suggestion to fuck
rod dreher.

in most cases i would have a problem with it as long as i got drunk enough and had a good bottle of poppers. however, that bearded mouth of his reminds me to much a a vagina thingy. that does work for me. he needs to do some major facial manscaping and let daddy jack see how pretty that mouth is.

also, chris thanks for keeping the level of this blog in the right place.

Señor Jack, some believe the very reason Señor Dreher changed his name to Rod (now rhymes with god, no longer with gay) was just so to avoid the temptations of your jett.

Emilio