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No Expensive Hookers in Hour Town

Wed Mar 12, 2008 at 11:28:09 PM
Amanda Brooks, we have a very legit business proposition to discuss with you.

Picking up on Wednesday's revelation in The New York Times that now-former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer got the high-priced pro treatment in Dallas, The Dallas Morning News follows with this piece about how, well, our hookers just ain't thatthis schmancy. Or, if they are, well, DPD knows nuthink 'bout no four- and five-figure nookie. More to the point, how come the Dallas-based author of The Internet Escort's Handbook -- "Amanda Brooks, a former independent escort and stripper in Dallas" -- isn't on our list of go-to experts? (From her bio: "She retired from escort work just shy of 29 and began working on a book for escorts." Scoreboarded again.) Now, the best three consecutive sentences in News history:

Ms. Brooks ... said she knows a couple of local women charging $500 to $800 an hour. The city also is not a routine stop for high-dollar touring escorts, she said. "Dallas is very much a one-hour town" where clients tend to prefer "a girl next door," she said.
Dallas: The One-Hour Town. Unfair Park's finally found its first T-shirt (and, perhaps, a lost Thornton Wilder play). And, can't get this out of my head.--Robert Wilonsky

16 Comments:

religion of bacon says:

From the DMN article:

Most of Dallas' escorts, many of whom advertise in local weekly magazines

I don't think they're talking about the Greensheet...

You're kidding. Had no idea.

LaceyB says:

60 minute man? in Dallas? Where?

pjw says:

oh robert thank you for a great start to my day.

don't forget the gay ho's

and expensive "porn stars" that visit thru dallas, the most i have heard is 500/hr.
and they are clock watchers from what i have been told.

pjw

Pervert says:

Damn it, if those Harry Hines Hussies are good enough for me, they are good enough for out-of-state governors as well.

religion of bacon says:

"I'm Eliot Spitzer, and I found my D-Spot."

Anonymouse says:

@bacon:

Best. Comment. Ever.

MushMouth says:

Of course over here west of Big D we're known as "three minutes and can you get me a Shiner on your way out"

Doesn't roll off the tongue like "one-hour town" though

jb says:

I always preferred a t-shirt with reunion tower on it that said "Dallas: The City with One Ball"

mullethead says:

Amanda

You make me and poppa so proud! Everyone here at the trailer park just loves your book.

Rhinosaur says:

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!

donW says:

Hi, I'm Eliot Spitzer and I approved this massage....

Client 8 says:

these women should be prosecuted, and not for prostitution...but for price gouging!

we're the victims here.

John on a Carphone says:

Does Spitzer swallow?

ROCK ME!

Dr. D says:

I miss the good ol' days when you could get Jennifer Garner all night for a forged check...

$4300? We paid less than that for a 7-piece band for our wedding, much less one up-and-coming singer. Must have something to do with the up-and-coming part

Mike Ryhner says:

"Guess what..."
"I have a name for my penis..."

"...Eliot SPITzer"

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