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Yeah, But, Like, Where's Tony?

Fri Mar 07, 2008 at 03:07:45 PM

Truth be told, we'd much rather meet this woman wearing Jessica Simpson's bathing suit.

If I weren't heading down to Austin this afternoon for the South by Southwest Film Festival, I'd find, somehow, to make to Dillard's in Stonebriar Centre tomorrow morning at 11 -- when, wowie, Jessica Simpson will be signing autographs ("X ... thank you ... X ... move along ...") whilst pimping merch from her clothing line. Only, you gotta spend $75 for the signature, or $74 more than its worth, looks like.

And in SXSW-related news, tonight the latest members of the Texas Film Hall of Fame will be inducted -- and this year's Dallas native is ... Morgan Fairchild? Monday, or perhaps even earlier, I will provide video footage during which, I hope, someone will explain why. --Robert Wilonsky

Category: Fashionable News for Fashionable Readers

6 Comments:

ChrisU says:

trade ya my Cornel West autograph for your Jessica autograph

Posted at: March 7, 2008 3:33 PM

Martha says:

Funny you posted that photograph. The model in the photograph is Kelley Christian (who as a disclaimer is one of my best friends)who also doubles as the lead singer for the band "Shock of Pleasure" that will be playing at South by Southwest on Friday night at the HI-LO lounge 10:30pm and Saturday at an early (5pm) set at GRUV. So you will be able to see "this woman" instead, although she hasn't mentioned anything about a bathing suit...

Posted at: March 7, 2008 3:44 PM

religion of bacon says:

Judging from her band's MySpace page, Ms. Christian can sing, so that's another plus over Yoko Romo...

Posted at: March 7, 2008 4:08 PM

Jon Lovitz says:

-- and this year's Dallas native is ... Morgan Fairchild?

ARE YOU MOCKING MY WIFE?!

Posted at: March 7, 2008 4:32 PM

Jack Jett says:

In the whole scheme of life, is SHE really more attractive than me?

Posted at: March 7, 2008 8:21 PM

wobert rilonsky says: