How Many Texas Clichés Can Mike Huckabee Fit In One TV Ad?

• Jack, go easy on Huckabee. He hails from the great state of Arkansas where the toothbrush was invented. Had it been another state, they'd call it a teethbrush. I'd just like to ask Huckabee one question: Where did all those dinosaur bones come from?

• I'm okay with everything else, but killing innocent dogs? The man's evil.

• Anita Huckabee thinks that my friends that have HIV should be sent away to another country. He thinks that my signifcant other and I (who have been together for 20 years) are the same as those who practice sex with animals. He believes that my sister is second rate to the man in her life. His sons kill innocent dogs. He wants to force feed and stuff his extremist views down the throats of Americans even if they choose another religion. So, I think I was ever elogquent in describing this scum sucking hypocritcal fuckwad. Anymore questions?

• Jack Jett do you have to be so crude to get your point across? I think an "I don't like Huckabee" would have said it better. I am surprised his ad didn't mention his support of the second amendment. Isn't Texas all about the right to bear arms? I like Huckabee. Go Texas! Vote Huckabee!

• he's got my vote!

• What Mike is trying to say through this series of one liners and cliches is that, deep down in his heart of hearts, what would melt his butter more than anything......the one thing that could flip his pancake is to have Chuck Norris spit fuck him in the ass! After that, he can go back to fucking his aunts, uncles and cousins.

• All he needs now is a cowboy hat, a ranch in Crawford and even BaconButt will be voting for him.

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