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Famous People are Idiots, Most of the Time

Jessica and Tony Nomo? Whatever.

By Robert Wilonsky, Thursday, Jan. 24 2008 @ 8:14AM
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Categories: Famous People are Idiots, Most of the Time

So, maybe we're done here; maybe this is the last we'll ever write about Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson. Because, maybe, they're finished. As in: "Tony is now starting to blame her himself," says an alleged buddy of the Cowboys QB. "Before dating Jessica, he was Texas' golden boy. Now he's become a joke."

Which is true enough, for better or worse -- though, more likely, going one-and-done in the playoffs again and watching his QB rating dip into the low double digits in December had more to do with his punch line status than his shacking up with the former Mrs. Nick Lachey, truth be told. But, for now, we're done even if they ain't. As if, right? Right. --Robert Wilonsky

Update: Wuh-oh, not so fast, say Jessica's attorneys.

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Comments (6)

Toots says:

Enough already................

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 24 2008 @ 9:28AM
C.V. says:

Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty we are Free at last!

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 24 2008 @ 10:23AM
Rusty Shackleford says:

I can only hope this is true. As I have said before, Joe & Jessica Simpson's Texan Cards need to be revoked, and they should no longer be granted entry into the state. We banned Howard Stern & Ozzy... why not Jessica & Joe?

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 24 2008 @ 11:45AM
Dallasite says:

Surely there are more important things to write about than Tony and Jessica? Surely, the Observer could dredge up another Trinity River Tollway story, right?

Jesus, give it a rest. Tony Romo played well against the Giants.

Now if the offensive line, entire defense, and the receiving corps went on vacation with Jessica one week before the game, then I say crucify the bitch.

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 24 2008 @ 12:38PM
Born Again Vaginally Sliced Christian says:

Hey, where's Greggo?

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 24 2008 @ 1:40PM
T. Owenstuff says:

Whatever. Can someone please post more pictures of Jessica? Thx.

Posted On: Thursday, Jan. 24 2008 @ 3:15PM

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