I don't know which aspect of this commercial I love more: that it conflates Dallas with rifle marksmanship, or the part where the guy's cigarette hangs limply and then gradually becomes erect. Genius!
In my travels I came across some Indonesian hard candy named Dallas.
You get paid to find this stuff? You are one lucky duuuude.
PS. Dave Little is NOT me. He is trying to take credit for my humor and wit. Be advised.
Ha!bet Austin doesn't have its own cigarette.
or Sachse either.