Why You Should Never Dance In Public, People. Ever.

• Aw, you guys are cruel. I *loved* the little blond dude, and as someone else said, he had some awesome moves. I wanna dance with him to some seriously nasty rap.

• What a perfect time to get in a little shoplifting!

• I know you all don't know me, but if I ever dance in a department store while hammered, will you please figure out who I am and then dispose of me immediately? Preciate ya!

• "It once was thought that giraffes were not very particular in their selection of a mate. Recent research has shown that giraffes engage in elaborate courtship rituals to rival those of any mammalian species. Perhaps the most striking of these is a complicated, prancing, dance-like step that some observers have compared to the fox-trot. Previously, this peculiar behavior had been attributed to a severe itching in the soles of the feet caused by fleas picked up from rodents in pumpkin patches. A study completed in 1999, however, definitively established that giraffe feet are impervious to fleas. Moreover, researchers have noted that this behavior is most frequently observed in young giraffes when members of the opposite sex are in the local vicinity, some of whom have occasionally been observed to flutter their eyelashes and howl enthusiastically in seeming appreciation of the performance." see: http://www.umich.edu/~ece/resources/sample/giraffes.html

• Grrr....why do the you tubes have to be blocked at work!?

• Robert Wilonsky is on a freaking roll today��. I am far more embarrassed by the people on this video than anything I have ever done, and that is really saying something. I hope when Mike Upchuckabee becomes our next President, he outlaws dancing in clothing stores

• I like the nasty trophy wives. I bet they're ripe for the taking. Other than their money the husbands have to be a disappointment.

• Aaaaaand jazz hands! (Also, love the added soundtrack from the videographer.)

• Welcome to the Republican mosh pit.

• wow...this is why i hate going to weddings.

• That Truman Capote type with the Elton John wig sure can shake his booty. NOT!

• And everyone thought Elaine on Seinfeld couldn't dance well she should show these folks a few moves

• the short portly fellow's moves are pretty awesome actually.

• When in doubt, air punch.

• Please cast Phillip Semour Hoffman as that guy for the movie version - and make it a murder mystery.

• Geez Louise, Wilonsky, what did we ever do to you? Way to make me cringe and shiver first thing on a Friday morning. Brutal.

• what was chris farley's gay brother doing there?

• That crowd is so WASPy, even the gay guys can't dance

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