Meet the Trinity River Boys

• Like I said, Eli was a crazy motherfucker.

• eew! you would get leprosy on your dingle!

• Mike, I stand corrected. You are right. I went over and had a little chat with Steve and he is indeed a mindless twit.

• Armadillo.

• bestiality? Please elaborate.

• heart and soul: you're being way too charitable in assuming Blow actually HAS a mind; for proof to the contrary, read his blog entries on any day of the week.

• Ah, the mind of Steve Blow, things float around in there but nothing ever lands. Quite the fan base he is building over there. Guess he has a little credibility problem half dressed with his lipstick smeared and that ten dollar bill sticking out of his push up bra.

• Now those motherfuckers could party. TRB was opening for BTO in '75 and Eli Futter (w/ beard, far left) threw an air compressor off the 12th story of a Holiday Inn in Houston. He nearly hit Rusty Burns who played with Point Blank, a Dallas band opening for ZZ Top the next night. Eli later went on to build one of the biggest landscaping businesses in Dallas County before being jailed for fraud and bestiality. Futter also coined the phrase, "Stay Hard" that Mike "Little Turd" Ryhner later stole for his Hardline radio show.

• Get somebody to tell you about the story on michael moore and the tight rope walker.

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