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That Jim Schutze is Always Makin' Friends

By Robert Wilonsky, Tuesday, Apr. 3 2007 @ 4:09PM
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Next month, the American Institute of Architects is going to give its Honor Award for Regional and Urban Design to the Dallas Trinity River Corridor Project for its having a "Balanced Vision Plan." This raises the question whether urban design expert Alex Krieger and transportation planner William Eager should receive the "Golden Academic Hooker Award," bestowed somewhat annually by Jim Schutze for the most whored-out show-us-the-money academics in the universe.


The original Krieger-Eager drawings for the "balanced vision plan" for the Trinity showed the toll road as a tasty little tree-lined byway, sort of like Storrow Memorial Drive along the Charles River in Krieger's native Cambridge. By now, surely Krieger has seen the tollway authority's engineering drawings, and by now both men surely know the Corps of Engineers has told the city it can't put the toll road up against the levees.

So both of these august experts know by now that what they drew on paper and what they're getting their nice award for bear scant similarity to the fatted-up exhaust-belching autobahn the city wants to stick down in the middle of the park space next to the Trinity River.


But do we hear a word from them in defense of their ideas? I don't. I've tried to reach them with no success. I can only guess why they are silent. Could it be that both of them earn fat stipends as consultants, and neither one of them wants to get a reputation for making fat hayseed clients mad at them?


Same for the AIA -- a bunch of architects on their hands and knees like truffle hogs snouting through musty leaves for fees. Between the lot of them there's about enough integrity to run a half-bad whorehouse in Arizona.


Hence, I must bestow. I give The Golden Academic Hooker Award, ladies and gentlemen, to Alex Krieger, William Eager and the AIA. They don't have to thank me. --Jim Schutze

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Comments (19)

Mark Spence says:

Then we say thanks. Thanks to you Jim, it seems to keep the dirt from flying on this ludicrous toll road by keeping the dust stirred up by just finding and reporting the facts.

The Additional Credits in the Balanced Vision Plan going to Hargreave make this award a real gem. Your earlier reporting of Hargreave Associates president Mary Margaret Jones says, "When I hear tollways being described as the answer to many transportation problems, this is one of the places where a tollway is not the answer." Jones' company was hired by the City a couple years ago to help develop the new Trinity River "Vision Plan." http://www.dallasobserver.com/2006-05-11/news/double-decherd/

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 3 2007 @ 4:52PM
Aunt Mary Jane says:

I'm tired of the cranky Trinity articles. Why can't Jim write fun stuff any more? He is ignoring all kinds of good stuff at city hall.

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 3 2007 @ 7:22PM
chris says:

I'm tired of the Trinity River project in general. Have more words ever been wasted over less action?

Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 3 2007 @ 9:42PM
Will says:

It is indeed a tiresome subject, but it must be kept in the public eye to provide the pressure to force a vote on the "new" plan. This one issue affords us voters the chance to "just say no" to the standard Dallas politician bait and switch scam. Let the project survive and we might as well have Ron Kirk back to bleed more tax dollars to channel to the developers, vote harvesters, sports team owners, and others of that ilk. It WILL continue until the voters wise up, and the pressure has to be maintained until they do.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 12:51AM
DM Stokes says:

Same for the AIA — a bunch of architects on their hands and knees like truffle hogs snouting through musty leaves for fees. Between the lot of them there's about enough integrity to run a half-bad whorehouse in Arizona.Your legal staff must be perspiring bullets over the complaints of the Arizona half-bad whorehouse industry being inclued in anything mentioning the Trinity project. There is getting screwed and then their is the Trinity project.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 7:02AM
wobert rilonsky says:

specially since it will certainly be done the way the developers want it to be done...

Can anyone name one project in Dallas that was stopped or changed because of any grass roots effort?

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 8:32AM
Aunt Mary Jane says:

jim... please... take a break from writing about some road and the river. we need some juicy new articles.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 10:34AM
Michael Davis says:

If Jim doesn't write and say what needs to be said, who will?

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 11:09AM
Aunt Mary Jane says:

Well, we could always depend on your crazy blog. Hehe.

I am finding that just a small group of people are into the Trinity subject. Most think we should just move on and follow the project plan. We voted and lets move on.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 11:54AM
cp says:

Wait a minute on dissing the AIA. These are good guys who do community service. To call them out as hogs at the trough is disengenous at best....

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 12:35PM
Eastsider says:

The political gossip is that the big campaigns have polled voters on the Trinity and the response is that people want it built and no more discussion. We shall see if that pans out.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 1:47PM
Howard St. Clair says:

The TRP is a waste of time, money, emotions, paper space and bandwith. I wish it would all just go away.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 2:35PM
Tim Covington says:

Jim, please keep writing about the boondoggle called the Trinity River Project. The only way to stop it is to shed as much light as you can on this corrupt travesty.

Posted On: Wednesday, Apr. 4 2007 @ 4:39PM
Al Wickison says:

Where can we get a look at the tollway authority's engineering drawings? It would be great to compare them to the original vision.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 5 2007 @ 12:38PM
Mayor says:

Why don't you see what Krieger and Eager say before commenting for them. Give them a call and you will be surprised -- they are against the highway that has been designed by Halff but in favor of a narrow parkway that was part of the Balanced Vision Plan.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 5 2007 @ 1:46PM
Robert Wilonsky says:

For the record, the above comment is not, in fact, from the mayor. I asked, and she said, in short: What comment? Which doesn't mean it ain't true, just that it ain't from Laura Miller.

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 5 2007 @ 2:32PM
Jorge Soto says:

Krieger doesn't seem to have a problem with the status quo on this project. See about 3/4 the way through video:
http://cbs11tv.com/video/?id=16602@ktvt.dayport.com

Posted On: Thursday, Apr. 5 2007 @ 3:29PM
Concerned Citizen says:

Where is the Mayor on all of this? The voters approved a road project in 1998. To her credit, the mayor was elected and decided to do something to save this project from itself so she enlisted the help of Alex Krieger regarded as one of the great urban planners of our day. What came of this was the Balanced Vision Plan which called for a narrow low-speed beautifully landscaped context sensitive parkway limited to 4 lanes to run alongside the Trinity Lakes. Four years later, NTTA and Halff have disregarded Krieger's Vision and designed a highway that is not context sensitive. The parkway and the park can co-exist if the road is designed just as Krieger imagined it, yet that doesn't seem to be happening...

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 6 2007 @ 9:38AM
J Weismiller says:

The NTTA doesn't levy taxes to build its roads; it issues debt that gets paid by tolls. Drivers pay tolls only if the road gets them from A to B faster than non-tolled alternatives. Building a road is an incredibly expensive project. A parkway "designed just as Krieger imagined it" won't draw or handle volumes of drivers that will raise enough money to pay for the road.

If the city, county, state, and feds believe a Krieger-type road is what's best, they'll need to pay for it, and the NTTA will need to bow out. But if the city, et al., want drivers to pay for the road with tolls, the road can't be what Krieger envisioned.

In any event, don't blame the NTTA for designing only the kinds of roads that can be paid for by tolls.

Posted On: Friday, Apr. 6 2007 @ 6:43PM

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