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Schutze is Lonely. Please Send Him Comments.

By Patrick Williams, Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 4:56PM
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Laugh or scream, you tell me which. I don't know what to do as I watch Southern Methodist University and the city of Dallas drift inexorably toward the Niagara of All Humiliation that will be the George W. Bush Presidential Library at SMU. The Dallas Morning News editorial page today offers a long lead editorial full of smuggly-puggly finger-wagging at a coalition of Methodist clergy and academics opposed to the library:

Certainly, a Bush library, museum and policy institute would "create and impart knowledge that will shape citizens." How could it not add to the university's desire to be a "leading private institution of higher learning that expands knowledge through research and teaching"?

Most importantly, it would reinforce that SMU is "dedicated to the values of academic freedom and open inquiry."


No. It certainly will not. See, the secret here, dear Snooze, is that George W. Bush is not tantamount, as your editorial goes on to propose, to LBJ. Sure, LBJ screwed up on Vietnam and was drubbed for it. But he was also the great champion of national racial integration and father of most of the Great Society programs still keeping our elderly parents indoors and alive.


Here's how it goes with Bush. The Iraqis, probably led by our "ally," Al Maliki, bomb the snot out of the Green Zone. Our troops, whom Bush has pushed out into free-fire zone as human sacrifices to his ego, come home running. If there's time left in his term, Bush is impeached.


Then Dallas gets his library. For an excellent description of what failed leaders do with their own monuments, see a May 29, 2005 piece in the (London) Observer by architecture critic Deyan Sudjic, "TOWERING EGOS: From Hitler's vision of a new Berlin to Tony Blair's Dome and Michael Eisner's EuroDisney, tyrants, kings and tycoons have erected grand monuments to their own vanity."


Sudjic makes the point, salient here, that failed and crazy leaders really love architecture: "Building is the means by which the egotism of the individual is expressed in its most naked form -- the Edifice Complex," he writes.


An excerpt from his piece:


It is uncomfortable, to say the least, for architecture enthusiasts -- and I'm certainly one -- to find that Hitler chose as his companions for his only visit to Paris, not the army high command, or party leadership, but two architects, Albert Speer and Hermann Giesler, as well as Arno Breker, the Nazi sculptor-in-chief. It was as if George W Bush were to tour Baghdad with Frank Gehry and Jeff Koons. And Hitler's hours spent with Speer and their 100ft-long model of the Berlin that they wanted to build are certainly enough to make you reconsider the apparently innocent charm of the architectural model.

Hitler's trip to Paris is captured in one of the 20th century's most unforgettable photographs, taken on the steps of Les Invalides. Hitler is in the centre, of course, wearing a long white overcoat. Everybody else is dressed from head to foot in black, an eerie precursor of the universal taste for Comme des Garcons suits among architects in the early years of the 21st century. Here is the leader surrounded by his acolytes, the great architect ready to redesign the world.



The Morning News editorial page's notion that this president's library can be some kind of high-minded forum is a pathetic self-delusion, an ugly joke and a monstrous lie. What Dallas and SMU will get from George W. will be a huge neon phallus, lit by lasers, intended to deflect attention from what history is about to do to his real one. And to us.


Oh, won't we be proud. --Jim Schutze

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Comments (18)

Danny says:

Damn good points, all.

But really, Jim...Isn't a giant neon phallus with lasers just the next logical step in the evolution of Dallas (which - I'm sure I will be the first person to ever note - actually rhymes with "phallus")?

Consider Reunion Tower...A giant Mr. Microphone or our way of telling visitors we're just glad to see them?

Consider the new beast being, um, erected in Arlington as a gift to Jerry Jones. (I know it's Arlington, but Arlington isn't a real city, anyway.) I believe Mr. Whitt referred to it as a "futuristic suppository shape"? (I'm not smart enough to include a link to his post.)

Consider those bridges you're always bitching about. If those aren't monuments to excess testosterone, I don't know what is.

Then again, maybe you were just speaking metaphorically. In which case, I agree completely: the shit is embarrassing beyond words.

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 6:13PM
Whit Meyers says:

The Phallus in Dallas, has a nice jingoistic ring to it doesn't it? Perhaps the Bushstitute? or the Big D in Bid D? Or perhaps we could call it Laura's Library and have a collection of First Ladies Women's Wear, which may be the most lasting (im)print left by the neo-cons aside from bomb craters and torture scars. They could sell Bush-bilia (not be be confused with memorabilia because it is not significant or memorable)
promote Methodist-mania with posters of Bush dressed like the Pope paying homage to his massive institute. SMU=Sons of Millionaires University, how appropriate.

Enough, bring on Hillary

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 6:24PM
Andrew says:

Is Stanford embarrassed by the Hoover Institution? He was an awful President and it is a conservative policy think-tank. I can assure you that while the student body might be largely conservative the faculty isn't. If anything the Bush Library as a policy think-tank would add diversity to the faculty.

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 6:29PM
Adam says:

Bravo!

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 6:51PM
Danny says:

PS - Anybody know when the Ted Nugent School of Music will be opening at SMU...?

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 8:49PM
Chad says:

I second Adam's comment.

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 8:52PM
jack e jett says:

this may be a bit paranoid.

when bush leaves office and has left the entire world hating us, the BUSH library will be a prime target for some pissed off kid whose family was killed by someone fighting the bush war.

i am going to paint an arrow on my house point in the direction of smu.

the sad thing is that i have heard several people say they would not live in the same city that bush decides to live in when he leaves dc.

now before you flame me on this, please know i love the man. i think he is the greatest president this country has ever seen. he has beeen a uniter and not a divider. he has taught us compassionate conservatism. we have all become better people by his strong leadership. yeah yeah .. bush is the man. he is the decider.

John Dough III

Posted On: Friday, Jan. 19 2007 @ 9:50PM
Randy Elkins says:

Gee Folks, I am not overly fond of Bush, but c'mon it's a library with a think tank. For all the pius screeching, the decision lies with SMU and UP. Hey, in five years or so you can all don gas masks, troop over to the library and use its resources to prove Bush really was Hitler or whatever your fantasies are by then.

Posted On: Saturday, Jan. 20 2007 @ 9:59AM
Liles says:

God, I can't wait to get back to California.

Posted On: Saturday, Jan. 20 2007 @ 7:00PM
Jesus Guy says:

Jim, as always the voice of reason, which will get your run out of town in Big D.

Here's my post from last Thursday, the DMN editorial board never reads the rest of their own paper paper.

I'm shrill, but starting a war that kills 600,000+ peoplesand then smiling everytime a reporter asked you about it can drive a quy mad.

Per Thursday's DMN, it looks like the Bush Memory Hole, er Library, will be a propaganda mill for the slow motion train wreck that is the W Presidency. I am sure it will be funded with a generous grant from Halliburton and the Saudis out their pocket change, an nice tip for all the tax cuts and contracts.

"It's clear this institute will deal with the topics of interest to the president and certainly emphasize points of view compatible with his own focus," Dr. Turner said, adding that he considers that a reasonable expectation."

The Bushies expressly don't want any student or faculty involvement (keep those dirty hippies and egg-head intellectuals out):

"SMU wanted to include an academic program in its proposal, but the library people said there were already schools at the two existing presidential libraries in Texas — at Texas A&M University and the University of Texas at Austin. So the library committee asked for a public policy institute instead in its request for proposals."

By their fruits ye shall know them: Stealing an election, taking a nation to war on lies, hiding the troops bodies when they return, a new record for vacation days, instituting torture as part of US domestic and foreign policy, worse defect in history, three senior staffers indicted (two convicted), Katrina, domestic spying, contempt for the Constitution (especially the Bill of Rights), having protesters arresting, signing 30,000+ earmarks, . . . can't think of a better place than SMU, in Highland Park walking distance from a Christian whites only country club.

Here's the article: http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/011807dnmetsmufaculty.140d9e7.html

SMU chief addresses faculty's Bush library concerns:
He says policy institute wouldn't infringe on academic values

08:35 PM CST on Wednesday, January 17, 2007

By HOLLY K. HACKER / The Dallas Morning News

Posted On: Saturday, Jan. 20 2007 @ 9:04PM
Brandon Bob says:

As a Methodist and a Dallasite, I don't know which I object to more: Bush being associated with my city or my faith. As Jim said a few months ago, Dallas has filled its quota for presidential tragedy. As a Methodist, I don't see where an institution that brandishes my faith as its middle name has any place for a partisan think-tank on its premesis, particularly one that will embody principles that I believe contradict those of our star QB Jesus.

Posted On: Saturday, Jan. 20 2007 @ 9:37PM
Alexander Muse says:

Any university or city selected as the home of a presidential library should be thrilled. Good, bad or ugly the library will preserve history and provide a resource to citizens and students. I certainly didn't like Clinton or his administration, but I would never have considered trying to fight the venue of his library. Certainly the citizens of Little Rock are not making a statement when they 'allowed' Clinton to locate his library in their city that they supported Clinton's actions, foibles and policies. You don't need to agre with Bush to welcome a center to house his presidential papers.

Posted On: Sunday, Jan. 21 2007 @ 2:23PM
jack e jett says:

alexander

you make a valid point.

however, history will continue to be kinder to clinton, and bush will be proven a war criminal.

to quote a bumper sticker (as i love to do)
when clinton lied
nobody died

jackson jettson

Posted On: Sunday, Jan. 21 2007 @ 2:59PM
Sharon Boyd says:

Does Brandon Bob not know that President Bush is a Methodist and a member of the Highland Park Methodist Church? Does Brandon Bob think you are only a Methodist if you agree with him politically?
Does Brandon Bob not remember that Christ got very violent with the money changers outside the Temple?

George and Laura Bush are not typical Methodists. They are spiritual believers in Christ vs. the political liberals who would take over the church and make it a social meeting place, rather than a place of worship.

A former Methodist preacher once told me the phrase "praising our Lord" would offend the kind of people he wanted to attract to our church. Brandon Bob is probably one of those people.

Posted On: Sunday, Jan. 21 2007 @ 6:06PM
Wobert Rilonsky says:

sigh...missing the point once again..

1) Hoover institute is run by Stanford.

2) The LBJ Library got pretty much all the documents from the administration, and it is run by UT. A better comparison is the Nixon Library. It has a VERY limited amount of documents available and is tightly controlled. It is run by the foundation. Any comparisons to Hoover or LBJ are just flat out ignorant of the facts.

3) The Bush Library will be controlled by the FOUNDATION, as will the "Think Tank". Not SMU. So all that bullshit in the editorial about how this will be uplifting to SMU is silly.

So really what is the value to SMU? This is a resource how? No integration with the "mission" of SMU. No guarantees of free and open access to material

See the difference? As usual, the DMN editorial board is shilling for the power in Dallas instead of taking a look at what the proposals are.

It's just an old fashioned Dallas ramrod power play, with the DMN spinning and cheerleading like mad.

Why should we all be suprised

Posted On: Sunday, Jan. 21 2007 @ 11:18PM
Steve says:

Build Bush Library in Brownwood Texas !

You can help by going here

http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/BuildBushLibraryInBrownwood/index.html

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 22 2007 @ 6:37PM
Fred says:

Is UP going to let Condi Rice run around town after dark?

HP was pretty embarrassed when they arrested a prominent black film director (visiting SMU) for jogging through town.

Or maybe they weren't - When's the next Ghetto Day at HP High?

Posted On: Monday, Jan. 22 2007 @ 7:37PM
George Purvis says:

Mr. Schutze, Thank you for offering corrections to the DMN editorial. You're so right-on about the "Edifice Complex", not just of former politicians, but of most rich folks who want their name on some university building. - The bank refineries in Dallas, that convert oil into mega-tonnage, "cash-nukes", for thier oil men/women-"customers" (read: owners) have secret, deep silo's full of "cash-nukes" for the neocons to launch whenever they dream of building an erection.
That's part of how SMU was preemptively invaded, by their CYA, shock and awe "cash-nukes" to establish an assured base to build the neon-neocon-enron-exxon "club" on an excessively-wealthy, neocon-mesnerized, university campus.
Turner, Laura, Bush's minister and other Board members then had a "green" zone to defend them while
erecting what Bush (and ventriloquists) want the world to see/visit/worship/remember. (Oh, and to "forget", i.e. Cheney's, "secrets" - e.g. the Oil-CEO-energy-poiciy - and spun war intel, and disinformation about clean air and water, &&&&) This "forgetting" will be easily accomplished by not releasing the documents for many decades. Ah, yes, a library at its best... for Fascists.
Mr. Schultze, please also thank entry #15, Mr. Rilonsky. His summary was clear, organized, honest and refreshing. Yes,as he wrote: "DMN...shilling for power in Dallas...an old fashoned, ramrod power play.."
Thanks for this opportunity to attempt epressing some opinion by merging "laughter and screaming."

George Purvis, Miami,FL

Posted On: Wednesday, Jan. 24 2007 @ 9:29PM

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