Terrell Owens can't sell his $4 million New Jersey house. Wanh. And wanh.

If you're like me, you could probably do without another Terrell Owens story right about now. But for some reason, this one makes me kind of happy. Apparently, T.O. is having some trouble selling his house in Morristown, New Jersey, which is where he lived when he played for Philly. According to Deadspin, the best sports blog around, T.O. overpaid for the house by about $1 million.

Good luck with that, Terrell. Then again, I'm sure you won't have any problem swallowing a million bucks, as the Cowboys overpaid for you by about $25 million. --Jesse Hyde