Look ma, no feet?!

On a nightly basis you can head down to Victory Park’s plaza and watch Pete Delkus spar with Dale Hansen. And earlier this week it was the Mavericks’ Jason Terry trying to hit golf balls to the moon. Now? Would you believe motorcycle jumping?

With a big assist from new-and-apparently-ambitious-and-X-Gamesy intern Spencer Campbell, it’s come to my attention that this afternoon at 3 motorcycles will be flying a couple hours before Dale ‘n Delkus release their nightly barbs.

You know you’re jonesing for a little motocross. You get the shakes just waiting for Travis Pastrana and The Red Bull X-Fighters’ (isn’t that a Star Wars thing?) big gig this June 14 in Fort Worth. Either that, or you need a trip to the methadone clinic to help calm those tremors, dude.