Feb. 22, 1980: Americans 4, Soviets 3.

Enjoy.

Snowing like a mother -- yes, again -- as I leave the warm confines of Collin County for Dallas.

Tried to be in a grumpy mood this morning, but this video made me giggle.

For those of you who are clamoring for Michael Young trade news, only thing new is that the Colorado Rockies have lost interest. For those of you saying Sportatorium should be more about pro wrestling, bon appetit.

And for those of you who will watch and claim that Richie Whitt has taken up a third job ... touche.

Saw Duke's Kyle Singler on ESPN making a shot at Duke's Cameron Indoor Stadium. Off the floor. Off the backboard.

From the rafters.

Having seen and remembered this video of LeBron "making" LeShot, I know what trick 'em-dick 'em photography can do. So, no, I ain't buying it.

Fox Sports Southwest reporter Jim Knox seems a fine fella.

His job on Texas Rangers games -- interviewing Boy Scout Troop #137, talking to face-painting Sally and whatnot -- seems almost impossible to make interesting.

But if you've ever wanted to see Knox get his, well you're day has arrived. Courtesy not of Ralphie the Colorado mascot, but some buffalo handler who I'm assuming was either protecting Knoxy, or else mistook him for a brave fan that needed re-routed.

Whatever. It's impossible not to giggle.

Sorry, Knoxy.

Next time I start to criticize your 2009 Dallas Cowboys, remind me that these are the dorks I used to root for.

Jeff Rohrer ... Danny White ... Ron Fellows ... Gordon Banks ... Bill Bates ... Everson Walls ... Steve Pelluer ... Mike Saxon ... Steve DeOssie ... Todd Fowler ... Mark Tuinei ... oh, forget it ...

Merry Cowboys Christmas.

I think.

Nor the best. But as tribute, theme jingles go, um ... it's one of them.

Texas beats OU, even in the girls' bathroom. 

And the delicious conclusion of Parts 2 and 3 ...

Every once in a while - not too often, I readily admit - when I smell shit it actually turns out to be shit.

On Tuesday I labeled this Fox/Burger King collaboration the dumbest video in the history of ever.

Don't look now, but Fox/Burger King agree. In the form of ...

Since I'm usually on 105.3 The Fan as part of the Dallas Cowboys pre-game show, I no longer get to partake in Fox NFL Sunday.

My reaction: Praise Allah.

Because after seeing this video and learning that this "The King and Us" series is now a weekly staple, I'm embarrassed for Curt, Terry, Howie, Michael and Jimmy. Well, Terry not so much. But this is ridiculous.

I'm all for push-the-envelope edgy humor and I'm a Family Guy animation groupie, but this is just so ... so ... insanely stupid.

The lowlights ...

A little vamping while I toodle down to San Antonio if you don't mind. Usually I reserve my Video of the Week until Friday, but this one couldn't wait.

In last Saturday's WNBA All-Star - wait, it gets funnier - Sylvia Fowles wanted to dunk. So the players cleared a lane. The refs let her travel.

And the rim reminded us why the WNBA sucks. (Zoom to the 1:10 mark and prepare to be dazzled.)