Dallas Blog

Patrick Michels

Because I'm home making elaborate plans for my sweetie's Valentine's dinner - or something - I had to (grudgingly) send intern Kelly Knickerbocker out to scope the Dallas Desire wannabes in Grand Prairie. Kelly, what'd I miss?

Today at QuikTrip Park a group of beautiful - and surprisingly tough - young women were breathing life into the old adage "anything boys can do, girls can do better".

Okay, maybe better is a stretch. But hotter? Oh yeah.

To read more about the tryouts you gotta jump ...

To ogle research the candidates a little closer, all you gotta do is click our slideshow.

There's no crying in football. But apparently there is kissing.

If you're a hot, young chick with a fit body - who am I kidding? - you probably don't read this testosterone-saturated blog.

But you should. Especially if you also like football.

Why?

Because it's right here that I'll point you toward your big chance in the Lingerie Football League. The LFL's Dallas franchise - the Desire, natch - is holding an open tryout tomorrow to fill its roster with 12 lovely ladies who don't mind accessorizing their lipstick with eye black and running around chasing each other in nothin' but pads and panties.