Whitt's End: 9.23.11

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*If the Redskins' DeAngelo Hall threatens to put a helmet into Romo's ribs and he does it in a legal manner within the confines of the game, no problem with that. Speaking of Romo's injury, ESPN keeps playing the 2nd-quarter sack of Romo by Carlos Rogers from last week. That wasn't, of course, the play that cracked his rib. It was the third play of the game, courtesy of Ahmad Brooks. Fans who are convinced the Rogers sack injured Romo are the ones screaming about him being a pansy. But they're wrong. On both accounts.

*I've been screaming for the discontinuation of extravagant last meals provided for death-row inmates for years, and finally someone's listened. After that bastard white supremacist Lawrence Brewer ordered two chicken-fried steaks, a triple bacon cheeseburger, fried okra, cheese omelette, a pound of barbecue, fajitas, pizza, ice cream and peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts -- and didn't eat one bite -- Texas will now serve to the dead men walking whatever's on the menu that day. Hallelujah! While I would have liked to have seen Brewer fed a piece of white bread and a glass of water before being dragged to his death behind a pickup, I would also like to spread his desired last meal around to the homeless under a Dallas bridge.

*Good news, Cowboys' fans: The Redskins may be 2-0, but they allow 4.8 yards per rush. How pathetic is Dallas' running game so far? They are 31st in the NFL at only 54 yards per game and are the only team without a run of 12-plus yards. In 48 rushes, the Cowboys' long is 8 yards. Weak sauce. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Romo is so dang important.

*Bummed out I missed Joel Zimmerman last week at The Palladium. And sorry I missed his Deadmau5 fans.

*How the West was won: This year the Rangers went 13-6 against the A's. Entering this weekend the Angels are only 7-9 against the A's.

*TCU to the Big 12 is done deal ... if UT AD DeLoss Dodds gives his blessing. Horned Frogs will, ahem, leap at chance to spurn the Big East in order to stay home.

*This weekend? Saturday is a double-header doozy, first at Texas Motorplex in Ennis for the NHRA Fall Nationals and the nightcap at Baby Dolls Dallas for UFC 135. Sunday we Sabbath, with a heavy helping of NFL. Don't be a stranger.

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freakman99
freakman99

Surely this means the long anticipated return of "The Mich Show" to Dallas airwaves once again, the brass at Clear Channel needs to make this happen now!

Defective Defectors
Defective Defectors

Breaking News: Aggies lose at home to Big 12 team. Aggies hoping to rid Big 12 teams from schedule in the near future as they are too big and mean.

cactusflinthead
cactusflinthead

That news about Gilbert is about a week old. Keep up. He hit high tide in the second half of a losing game in the National Championship and it has been downhill since. Have good lucky fun somewhere else boudreaux. Wish you well.Doomsday scenario=Cowboy's health report. Get off the sick. Dez Bryant's work ethic< snake's belly. Million dollar talent and ten cent brain.Like I give a big rat's ass about what Redheaded Jesus eats at the movies. I expect the Rangers to treat winning the division with the same sort of dismissal as the Mavericks did last year. Been there and done that. Obligatory congratulations and move along.Didn't listen to Russ when he was on 105.3 in its previous incarnation, not tuning into him now.NHRA? whatever.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

The Final Destination is my fave racin movie...in circles instead of a straight line. Goo d times. (I was well into the beara and waiting on the Rangers to celebrate when I posted this)

Chuck G.
Chuck G.

You ran into D-list local douche Matt Nordgren?!! How NON-impressive! Spare 3rd-stringer meets midget, hack writer.

ThongNCheese
ThongNCheese

Cheese Bits:

*MNF:  The crappy Cowboys will win and keep the delusionals hopes alive that they'll make the playoffs...logical fans know that won't happen!

**Rangers/Tigers race for home field:  They'll end up tied with the tie-breaker going to the Tigers.  I smell a big let down from Verlander in the playoffs though.  Go ahead, look it up.

***MLB celebrations:  Deal with it, I'd celebrate too!  162 games is a long season so why not celebrate?!

****Russ:  50% meh.  If he were getting JD Ryan back I'd be excited.  The RMS without JD isn't very good (at least in the AM it wasn't).  I'll give it a few listens while the Hardline is talking about shit I don't care about.  I have a feeling it will have better ratings that RAGE though.  If 97.1 goes all talk, who will they get to do mornings?  Jagger?  P&K middays? 

*****FFF:  True.

******Welp, gotta run...my daughter says she doesn't feel good.  I bet the wife put her up to it since I planned on getting completely blitzed while watching the RedShoes tonight.

Cannonball Dunham
Cannonball Dunham

scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to commenter John Cocstocton

Sybils_Beaver
Sybils_Beaver

Allright folks, it wouldnt be a whitts end without me, now who wants some of this.  Im fresh off a period, been douched and trimmed and ready for some spare ass man meat up in me, kinda like this blog has some spare ass comments on it.  Ill be the one at pool table wearing a shot skirt with no panties, cowboy boots and and a pearl snap shirt.  youll recongnize me by the man laugh of sybs 

RMttS
RMttS

RMS returning to afternoon drive means one thing:  !!!  I have a feeling Ritchie Whitt and Greggo Williams will suffer dearly in their beloved ratings war.  Russ is going to destroy RaGE.  Ritchie has more hairs on his head that he does listeners.  Did anyone else hear Greggo claim they get 12,000+ people to come out to their remotes....I think he said this yesterday.  What a douche bag, liar, coke head, junkie, bitch, whore, fuck cunt, slut mouthed, slanty eye, deer turd hugging man.  Is it Greggo's time to pull an Amy Winehouse yet?  Adios mother fucker.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

Shout out to the CBS employees making fake names on here that we'll see for about a week and then will disappear. Quickiender:*Cowboys by 6.5?? Bet the house on the Redskins.*Pretty sure you guys celebrate more when you pass up ESPN by tenth of points. Yuck.*Why aren't there more teams in the baseball playoffs anyways? Baseball is NASCAResque at the end of the season. And 5 game divisional series? Yuck.*Gagree with your analogy on O'Malley. Russ is an asshole.*Re:Garrett and movie food--I know a few people that do that. To each his own.*I was really excited when Garrett Gilbert was recruited, and was in denial after the Alabama game. After watching all of last year, he just wasn't a fit for Texas. I do wish him well and success wherever he ends up.*You went to a coming-out party in the Oak Lawn area? That's not really news, that happens all the time there. Yuck.*I don't know whose musical stylings I care less about. You, Corby, or Big Dumb Danny. Yuck.*TCU is a done deal as was Iguodala to the Mavs? Or a done deal as your paternity story? Yuck.

And to end it...keep catering to that certain demographic that's upping your ratings.  Too bad they don't come to this blog. I hear they're not really into technology like smart phones and such, but they love them some Nascar and strippers. Yuck.

Have a great weekend sporties. The weather is looking great, get the kids to stop playing videogames and experience the outdoors.

Sturms_Bloody_Rectum
Sturms_Bloody_Rectum

-Cowboys: Crap, I don't ever want any players out for that weekends game, it just leaves the door open for any excusses.

-Russ Martin: he's still around?

-Garrett: that guys off the hook, or chain. Depending on what side of the tracks you are from.

-M.Young: it's your team, MVP of the Rangers.

-Dez Bryant: T.O. showed Williams how to bitch, Williams showed Bryant. When are these guys going to learn to grow up a bit earlier in life? What skeletons are in Bryants closet from OSU?

-Get close to my white truck and meet MR. Tow-ball.

-Gilbert, could be decent, under a dimmer spotlight.

-Hall: just doing his job.

-Last Meal: no

-TCU: be carefull, read the fineprint.

-Cowboys Rushing: What would happen if RB Barber was still here with those big running numbers, 2yard run to the right, 5 yards short of the first down, gets up with a spring in his step.

-Racing: meh

King Dong
King Dong

This mike modano press conference is a beating.  the last time I heard a man cry this much rj sloppy was taking richie up the butt under a homeless shelter bridge

Carol J Robles
Carol J Robles

Remember when the Mavs won it all and RW dismissed the red shoes?  I will even go so far as to say he disowned them.  Get ready for his "he's been a fan for life" it's coming folks...have fun and get good 

ThongNCheese
ThongNCheese

*******Forgot to mention, I will be 3-0 after this weekend.  TnC is owning SFFB!  Pow!

Fat Sam
Fat Sam

He's busy remodeling his garage. Its costing him hundreds.

Fat Sam
Fat Sam

He's remodeling his garage. Its costing him hundreds.

RJSloppy
RJSloppy

He was a failed bit. He sucked bigger dick than JSIB.

TCU White Trash
TCU White Trash

I was kidding dumb ass. We were talking about how few people were at the final A's home game yesterday and I joked that we get more people to come out to our remotes. Keep listening!

the truth
the truth

RMS has even less listeners than the Tardline. the only thing Russ Martin can beat is women and he needed a gun for that.

POW!

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

12,000 people at a remote would require 12,000 listeners. Ha!

RJSloppy
RJSloppy

Richie facialized your woman again, huh? It's the only reason someone would post the shit you just did.

RJSloppy
RJSloppy

That wasn't me that you were hearing, but it's pretty fucked up that you apparently hang out where you can hear gay people fucking under a homeless bridge.

Fuck, at least think through your dumbass insults.

Romo's punctured lung
Romo's punctured lung

I called him out on ignoring the Rangers in May and he said they weren't worth writing about because they wouldn't even win the AL West. How did that work out for him?

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Missed you since your great RW/Rhad observation on the twitterer sir..all quality points..and Yeppers on the wife japping you.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

Ah, he's still around. Remember, Irwin M. Fletcher was a master of disguise. Never know which character he is these days.

Also, RJ, did you steal Old Betsy last week? Couldn't find her for a few days. When I did, she was covered in blood and feces like maybe you shoved her up your ass.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

I remember an episode of Leave it to Beaver where Eddie was picking on Theodore. Wally said "Cut it out, Eddie. Quit dicking the Beav." I was in college and stoned off my gourd so it was a lot funnier then. But still funny.

Wally
Wally

cut it out before i clobber ya

TCU White Trash
TCU White Trash

No, not really. You can come to a remote without being a listener. Today we are at Academy in Arlington. Do you think everone that showed up today listens to us? No.Some of them were just there to shop and they found us. Good exposure for the station. When and what station are you on the radio? I want to listen the next time you are on.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Homo-erectus sucks at this kind of banter..go back to banging two dil's together! POW!

ThongNCheese
ThongNCheese

Yeah, I've been staying pretty busy lately.  "Parenthood" is finally starting to pick up...between work and my daughter doing dance, cheer and soccer.  I haven't had much time for the Sportatorium but from looking at RW's posts, I haven't missed much.

nothing new here
nothing new here

poW!....no hold on.....pOw!....ah shit.....PoWpoW!....just a sec.......

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

By your logic I can stand at the entrance of the Death Star on Monday night, prattle on about whatever I want, and claim I have tens of thousands of people visiting my remote. "In the vicinity of" doesn't mean "attended", moron.

Plus the irony of someone who either is or is pretending to be someone one very minor fuckup from being lucky to find a job on air in Tulsa asking where I can be heard. All are recovering addicts dicks, or just you? Or are you just a poser-dick?

And I can be heard on The Observer's Sportatorium blog in written format. You're welcome for my input making this place less shitty.

cactusflinthead
cactusflinthead

same argument as "you never played, why do you have an opinion?"didn't hold water then, doesn't now.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

I'd bet 92.1 Cleburne gets as good of ratings.. just for tradedays.. Where do y'all rank vs that? Weaker than the paper towels they test against Bounty..Bitches!

KAAM
KAAM

"When and what station are you on the radio?"HELLO THERE! I'm KAAM Goodtime Oldies and Geritol commercials. How do you do? Want to  touch my dial?

Harry Ballzack
Harry Ballzack

the only happy meal he gets is the dried splooge from richies anus

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