If You're a Cowboy$ Fan, on 9/11 Prepare to Cry. And Cringe.

Categories: You Betcha

Tony Soprano - Cash.jpg
Sunday night at MetLife Stadium the New York Jets will hand out American flags to every fan, and an ass-whipping to America's Team.

Remember the part about not betting with your heart, but your head? This is a primo example.

I want the Cowboys to win their NFL regular-season opener. Just don't believe they will. In fact, I don't see how they even stay close.

Going to be an emotionally charged atmosphere on the 10th anniversary of 9/11. Sunday night football on NBC. Prime-time game. A great team against one that's merely trying to again be good.

Not sure how this betting line is only 4 points, but I'm certain it has me salivating. I've got money burning a hole in my pocket from last week's win on Baylor, and I've got my eye on the next investment.

Even with a healthy Terence Newman and Mike Jenkins and Tyron Smith I think the Cowboys would be hard-pressed to win in Jersey. The Jets have been to consecutive AFC Championship Games. They have offensive firepower with receivers Santonio Holmes and Plaxico Burress, and the NFL's No. 3 defense anchored by cornerbacks Darrelle Revis and Antonio Cromartie. They're playing at home and they're playing a team I just don't think is going to be ready for all this right outta the gate.

At best, Smith will be on a gimpy knee, backed up by underwhelming Jeremy Parnell. At best, Newman is out and Jenkins will be on a gimpy knee and coming off a preseason in which he played zero snaps. You might feel confident with Alan Ball and Orlando Scandrick and Bryan McCann in Dallas' secondary, but not me.

Oh yeah, and did we mention that kicker Dan Bailey is a rookie?

Add it all up and I just think Dallas needs 14 points in this game, not 4.

I started with a mythical bankroll of $10,000, courtesy of bodog. First of all, because their site is easy to navigate. Second, because they're based in Costa Rica and have had minimal success tracking me down in the past.

I'll analyze games/wagers of local interest each weekend and make a wager every Thursday. With any luck, by Christmas it'll be iPads and iCandy for everyone.

STARTING BANKROLL: $10,000

CURRENT BANKROLL: $10,500

SEASON RECORD: 1-0

LAST WEEK: 1-0

THIS WEEK: Jets -4 over Cowboys for $1,000.

My Voice Nation Help
88 comments
Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

If'n you're a 105.3 and Packer fan, then you already know that RW and ARodgers have the same bulge eye. (#realtimestats)

FactsJack
FactsJack

for the record:that WASN'T the real greggo.he has jen do all his tweeting and the likes.and THAT is a fact!

gofuhcureself
gofuhcureself

It's not Greggo. At the top he challenged a commenter to come to Fitzhugh/75 today, yet according to RW's tweets, they are live in Denton today @ Rudy's BBQ. FAIL.

ThongNCheese
ThongNCheese

Good "Greggo" bit today. Pretty entertaining I must say. I love me some Greggo, even the fake one that showed up today. Richie should be thankful for the extra views/comments he gets from this bit.

RJSloppy
RJSloppy

Greggo just shit on all of you losers. I'm ashamed to be one of Richie's commenters because of you guys.

Richie does what all of us wish we could do for a living. You are all jealous twats. And every single one of you bitches just got slapped with Greggo's cock.

I buy my fucking groceries and take them home on my bicycle. I love the environment. That's integrity. You guys don't have integrity. You don't have shit. Joe Tone, resign, asshole. Greggo is doing the job you should be doing.

Oh wait, Tone, you and Josh's Shoulder Sucks Dick will probably have Greggo banned. Assholes. Suck a moutain goat's raw, bleeding rectum and die, whores.

Carter
Carter

This shit is too funny...i actually enjoyed reading it.....but i am a jets fan. Nice work Whitt

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

I gotta admit this has been rather entertaining. Nice bit, tripe fake alternate-dimension Greggo.

Paula Kahumboo
Paula Kahumboo

what the eff is happening here.  Does whitt not cross promote the observer on his radio show like he does cbs here?  If so then why dont any of his fans come defend him here?

phe_75034
phe_75034

I guess it's time to officially announce something we've all known for quite some time: The comments on Sportatorium are 100X more entertaining than the actual posts.

Good job, group!

TCU White Trash
TCU White Trash

Anybody else want a piece of me before I start getting ready to embrace my Rage? Didn't think so. I think I pretty much set everyone straight except a couple who were too scared to say anything. Where the fuck is that piece of shit mishon at? Or joshs broken shoulder or whatever the fuck his name is? I'll be back to ream their asses later.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

I thought I had seen Greggo comment in here under that name. However, it had a pic of his TCU boots with it. I dont know. This cant be the real Greggo. Can it? 

Meh...

Double Douche
Double Douche

And stretch marked chicks. And based upon the picture of your plumper girlfriend, I know that she has some major stretch marks. God damn, I love me.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Thanks Jack, we all know that Sweet Greggo is a dumbass..but not as big a dumbass as Sloppy Joe's taints samwhich.  All Greggo can be counted on to do is: Call in "sick", blow through more money that most of us will make in our life, and...hmmmm...guess that's an ender.

MoronDog
MoronDog

My favorite....

In ladies collegiate NASCAR....

MoronDog
MoronDog

Yeah but the real Greggo cant be counted on to show up at the correct place sober.  So, he actually may be at Fitzhugh/75.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

Greggo didn't shit on me. I don't allow such nastiness.

I also didn't get slapped by Greggo's cock. I'm a notorious cock blocker.

I know some people who actually use their bike for everything. You know what they all have in common? They all need to have the shit beat out of them for their holier than thou attitude. You're no different.

Why don't you suck on RW's blood engorged midget dong.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

You ride a bike, little guy, not for your love of the enviroment..but because you got a DWI in your mom's car last time she let you and buddies go to Sneaky Petes...and their not "your" grocerys..it's what your mommy told you to fetch from the Piggly Wiggly.

Kudos (that mean congrats, dumbass) on your new Greggo character, very entertaining in a sophmoric way.  Me and fellers enjoyed the new bit, you not as much.

Storm_71
Storm_71

Dude you must be super poor. I have my groceries delivered right to my 20 cubic foot refrigerator via virgin unicorns every week. I then saw there horns off and use them for fire wood.

PlanoDave
PlanoDave

If you are truly "the real Greggo":

#1 - Props for having the balls to come on here and speak up.  Maybe you can teach your little butty (see what I did there?) Richie to nut up and do the same.

#2 - Prove it.  Change your profile picture to something that would either prove you are Greggo or set you up for a libel suit of you're not.

Until then, you're just another little whining bitch.  And yes, I would say that to your face.

Storm_71
Storm_71

I’ve got two words for you if you are sweet little motor cycle Greggo (which I highly doubt). FUCK YOU. Your a hypocrite, all that time on the ticket bashing people for doing steroids all the while snorting fat lines of blow.  

FootballFan
FootballFan

are you going to be back before or after the award winning weekly NFL quarterback rankings commence?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

A better bit than anything that's hit the air on 105.3.

Sybils_Beaver
Sybils_Beaver

Which segment today do I need to tune into to hear about your escapades here in the sportatorium.  I dont want to miss it

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

You're a funny dude...Keep this bit going...

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

if that is not tough love by the Great Davy..ummm..I tell you what the what.

Storm_71
Storm_71

Wow Piggly Wiggly that's old school.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Send me some of them horns out to W-town sir..was gonna use mesquite and pecan this weekend for the ribs..but Hell fire, don't reckon virgin unicorn horns could be beat.

Storm_71
Storm_71

I like what you did there with the "butty" .............made me giggle.

TCU White Trash
TCU White Trash

I've got two words for you. You're poor and not famous like me with a really cool job. Ok...that was a little more than 2 words.

Storm_71
Storm_71

Oh and take dat with chu.

TCU White Trash
TCU White Trash

Is it better than what is written on your blog or said on your radio station? Oh wait...

TCU White Trash
TCU White Trash

Whitts End 3:45. Maybe. Depends on if I fucking feel like it or not.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Yes, please tell...I dont want to miss this radio gold...

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Good ol East Texas raiesed...raes umm..Grownupped! POW! wait.....(delayed by science) POW!

gofuhcureself
gofuhcureself

Give us something that proves you are really Greggo. P.S. Break it out!

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

It'd be hard for me to get worse ratings.

Loading...