Whitt's End: 8.5.11

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Whether you've reached the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End:

*Only at a Cowboys' training camp can you look on the sidelines one day and see the guys from Deadliest Catch and the next find a dork in an ill-fitting suit and bow tie. Yep, Pee Wee Herman took in practice here at The Alamodome Thursday night. You could fit three of him in Rob Ryan's cargo hold of a belly.

*I've been known to wear the same shirt a couple days in a row, but Jason Garrett dons the same outfit every single practice. At least the same version of the same outfit. Blue sweats. Gray shirt. Blue cap with star logo. My philosophy: Lazy. Garrett's philosophy: "I don't want to think about it a lot. I strive to distinguish myself through my performance, not my clothes." Has anything so un-Dallas ever been uttered? Substance over style is refreshing, no?

*Story I totally don't understand: In a NBA Developmental League where coaches make $85,000, how/why are the Texas Legends offering deposed Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl a package worth $500,000?

*Can't tell you how excited I am about No. 1 draft pick Tyron Smith. After Jay Ratliff absolutely destroyed Montrae Holland in 1-on-1 drills last night, Smith stood him up and stopped him cold twice in a row. As a benefit, he's all "yes sir", "no sir."

*Hard to believe that it's already been a year since Chuck Greenberg/Nolan won the Rangers in a late-night auction.

*Line of camp delivered by TXA 21's pregnant Gina Miller. Upon seeing Ryan's considerable girth, she opined, "He's carrying higher than I am." Touche.

*Hot.

*Not.

*Deion Sanders is a no-brainer Hall of Famer. But, while he played on the team's last title team in '95, he doesn't belong in the Cowboys' Ring of Honor.

*On Thursday we'll be watching football. Real Sorta real Cowboys vs. Broncos in Arlington. The lockout fades fuzzier each day.

*In Thursday night's spirited two-minute drill the defense wreaked havoc on the offense with its constant movement and blitzes from all directions. And yes, Ryan was in mid-season form, including yelling at the rent-a-refs. Cornerback Orlando Scandrick: "Confuse and kill. That's our mind-set."

*Girl in the crowd last night waved a pink homemade sign that read "Marry Me, Miles!" In the history of ever, has that ploy ever worked? And, when you get right to the root of it, isn't she just asking him for money? Surely she doesn't sense they're compatible. Even stranger, the girl holding it was only 15.

*Not sure how or why, but I've seen every Planet of the Apes movie and I'm stoked about this weekend's release of Rise of the Planet of the Apes. And, yeah, I think it's possible that a gazillion years ago the Earth was all 180. Dogs walking humans as pets. Gorillas as zookeepers. Sportatorium commenters with open minds. Evolution, with a twist.


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Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Edie Brickell's husband is jamming out on SNL. And he appears to be twice as tall as RW with 8000 percent more talent, and has less Earrings and rips in his Garanimal dungarees. (lean in real close for this:........POW!)

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Dang it, nice try by the Redshoes tonight, Cept for Neffy and the Japanese feller..1 of 162 is what I remind meself of. If the FACE hits that first pitch 15 foot to the left..we'd all have a merry Effing Christmas..Cept for Mrs Mayor and Sloppy Jane..they'd be too entangled in each others arms to know what's going on. Pow,Pow,Pow. It's actually nice to have twice the amount of douches in here than normal..or atleast RW posting under fake names.

Candi
Candi

Headed to Baby Dolls. If I'm lucky I'll show Richie a good enough time that he'll pay me enough to get me by for a while. Hubby just ain't getting the bills paid these days.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Sporties, head over to Unfair Park, a real writer by the initials of RW has posted a fine article on David Clyde..good reading.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Broken shoulder Nightline edition:

Elvis takes 2nd on a passed ball, Jham beats out a grounder to short..Lil E never stops running and scores the game winner. WOW.SJ and Ms. mayor still sucks, more real Kergo..and kids, don't Jar!SFBL update: Merk back in 1st, Mert has had a hard week #2, J's bs has somehow snuck into 3rd and Hendricks is stalking me, in 4th..after that we have TnC,Davy and the strugglers. Scruff is still plugging away, and TRDP1 is dragging ass..but within a good weekend of being in 7th..baseball is fun!

Thats the Way Radio History Go
Thats the Way Radio History Go

sloppy joe,

google any whitts end with "ticket" or "ktck" in it. read the entries post 2007. you see richie was the biggest p1 of all. he was sure he would be named the permanent "plus 1" to the hardline after greggo snorted his career away. however, when he wasnt even asked for a formal interview to be a plus 1, he went on an anti-ticket campaign.to this day he launches unprovoked attacks at the station & hosts.if you're such a fail fan, then you heard richie's "f the ticket" drop. that drop comes from when the tardline announced that they would be replacing gavin & gregg in pm drive.unbeknownst to him, the tardline slashed gavin & gregg's ppm ratings by 75% immediately. in fact, the tardline is responsible for the lowest ratings for a 100k watt signal station for any timeslot in the radio's history worldwide. at least they can hang their backwards caps on that.

a few astute commenters have pointed out that ever since the rangers left his station, that he has penned many a negative piece about the red shoes and ignored their 2011 1st place season. allow me to point out that this is the same blogger who not even a yr ago professed his love for the rangers as his favorite team of all. stories about his dad taking him to old arlington stadium have now been replaced by sensational stories alleging that josh hamilton relapsed and was not, in fact, in the hospital for pneumonia. stories about how dare kinsler and colby lewis miss a game for the birth of their children. meanwhile his buddy gavin misses over a wk of his radio shift for the birth of his kid. rw ignores this and lied to his readers about an upcoming piece in which he sits down with colby and kins. 

but i have digressed.

choose to be a fan of him, thats you're prerogative.but when you realize he's no more than a plagiarist and liar dont say you havent been warned.

i know the question of "then why do you read" is begging to be asked.i read only to point out to the faithful readers here of the sometimes gross inaccuracies of his statements whether it be sports history or radio ratings.i read so the masses know the truth and not some spin to make a certain someone look good.

thats the way radio history go

cactusflinthead
cactusflinthead

15 year old girls are all about getting attention. I suppose the same can be said of 20-30 somethings I have seen at the ballpark with the same signs. I concur with the person that said she got her attention, winning. I will try really hard to not fall asleep during the pre-season. The odds are long that I succeed. Twitter was better than anything else during the auction proceedings a year ago. Merten was all over it, among others. Seems like it was a long time ago, longer than a year. What exactly are we supposed to be open-minded about? Specifics would be nice. Best line from the entire Apes series "Get your hands/paws off me you dirty ape!" sic I can't remember it exactly, but seeing the shock on their faces was the best part of the whole mess. Forrest Tucker as a gorilla was some interesting casting.Poots!They paint water towers the same way they wash windows on skyscrapers. Ropes and harness and all the requisite gear. This ain't rocket science. Romo goes to piss and rookies have to stay on the field and wet themselves? Oh well, that is the part of the price of being a rookie and the perks of being the starting QB. I remember Edwin Simmons too. Last seen naked and incoherent in some chick's backyard.Life's highway is littered with human wreckage. Most of them never make the papers. Right about now a cooler full of beer and a cold, spring feed creek sounds mighty good. I really don't want to break the records of 80 or 36, but I think we will. 

Nothing New Here
Nothing New Here

You guy are bitches, bitches, bitches.  I only stand for kindness, and sports dignity-as a way to providence and divine wit. Call on me Jesus, call on me, and give me the grand design of 14,000 loving, caring soldiers of truth!  And on my golden steed of goodness I ride like a beacon for those destiny those who follow.

"Nothing New Here" Best of the Bitching:

did you guys just cut and paste the same comments from yesterday? the only difference is the juvenile lewd humor somehow sank to an even lower level. congratulations!

nothing new here
nothing new here

did you guys just cut and paste the same comments from yesterday? the only difference is the juvenile lewd humor somehow sank to an even lower level. congratulations!

Sturms_Bloody_Rectum
Sturms_Bloody_Rectum

RW, did you email, with a picture of your mother to Dan, for WTDS, so her name can be read on the air, and heard by thousand of listeners?

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

Hello Sporties and RW.

*The players wear the same uniform every practice and game. I have no problem with my head coach doing it. It shows that he comes to work instead of worrying if he's wearing the same thing over and over.

*The Rangers are battling for first place, just thought I'd mention that. Also, can't blame CLee for getting out of this hellhole. 110 degree days suck ass. What's the temp on the field at the good old ball park?

*This defense is our only hope. Fuck.

*Girls also write signs like that at concerts and just about every football game. It usually gets them noticed and/or on TV. She won.

*Your take on evolution is....well, we know you don't do any research, so nevermind.

*Home depots and textile mills in this state are filled with guys that were badasses in high school. There's a difference from those guys and the guys that wanted to get to the next level. Also, a good 30 for 30 to watch is Marcus Dupree, the best that never was.

*If Raymond Radway makes even the practice squad, you deserve a visit from Sybil's beaver. My money is on Poots.

*Happy birthday Mrs. Whitt. Very classy to include that you'll be at a strip club this weekend after announcing your mom's b-day. That deserves a Bob Ortegal "WOWWWW".

*Too bad a Republican isn't president right now. We would have gotten some snide comment about the stock market nearly crashing again. I guess this time you couldn't pin what happened yesterday on a Republican, so you abstained. So predictable. Did you forget to give Obama a birthday shout out?

Good to see some new faces bringing it in here. Have good everyone.

Guest
Guest

I've a serious notion: Shouldn't we all be working? I'm actually a newspaper writer undercover. I was writing about Fat Sam and Gummy and all the drugs on the beach before I stumbled onto Alan Stanwick's scam. Now I'm working on that story.

Armen's anus
Armen's anus

Hey bitches, y'all ain't ready for me, richie was practicing his guns up in me last night, only I don't think it was his fingers in me, hey sloppy how'd I taste when you sucked richie off after he plugged me.

Guest
Guest

Did not care for those tunes.  In fact, I do not like Paul without Art.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

I'm still waiting for Richie to pick me up from the ol folks house, he promised we'd run by In an Out..My son says it's the "bomb" and "off the hook, Animal style..YEAH!"I'm not quite sure what he means, but as long as he doesn't bring his boyfriend with him..I'll play along.Mother Whitt

MoronDog
MoronDog

When are yall getting football setup?

Mike Rhyner
Mike Rhyner

I fucked Richie's geriatric mom in the ass last night

nothing new here
nothing new here

wow. thank you for that . what a blind fool i've been. you need to get a life.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

I think it's funny...when I look past my fat white gut and see my 2" bite size Italian sausage barely peaking out.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

I think it's funny.....hurray nuttkickin', the past time of the ole Sporto!  Only thing better is toilet tossin' down a steep embankment.  OR, sh$tting in a freinds toilet, leaving the dump, AND hiding the wipage in the trashcan.  The host looks down at the carnage, and presto magico, criminy, where is the solied toilet paper?  Did an ape do this?  So, keep up the good work boys, let's keep givin' owe Mr. R.W. Whitt hell!

Paul Harvey (shake voice)...........good day.

Sports Cactus
Sports Cactus

Dear Little Richie,

For my 70th birthday, I'd like to be on the radio. Can you please talk to your friends on The Ticket?

Love,Mother

Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe

If you're a real writer and you go to another writer's blog and trash him all the time, your lack of professionalism is offensive in the extreme.

Either you're lying or trolling. Probably both. No matter. You're fucking dicklicking whore and you deserve to be fucked in the nostril by a buffalo.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Yet you took time out of your prime time douching to comment. POW and Take dat wit ya!!!!

Guest
Guest

It is currently set up.  I will let JSIB post the information.  The SFBL commissioner posted the signup information on here prior to the season and had a random person jump in and draft a team as a bit (all Rangers and nothing but Rangers).  

Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe

richard whitt is the iraqi minister of information. no matter what the truth, he says otherwise. a former employee of that station was in the meeting when poor ratings were discussed. dick whitt was ordered to no longer comment on ratings on this here blog.then back in january when the ratings were below a 2 share, he came on said blog and disputed the facts by saying, "not true".

i have taken the advice and read past posts.i now see the light.

Guest
Guest

I neither lick dicks or whore around.  You need to settle the fuck down.

Skinny Pete
Skinny Pete

I once knew of a John Coctostan. He was of Scotch/Romanian origin. Yes, he displayed a marked lack of professionalism and had to rely most entertainingly upon his wits to overcome that and other character deficiencies. He had never, to my best knowledge, been fucked in the nostril by a buffalo. I believe that on at least one occasion, however, he had hit a water buffalo with his car. There are others that may know more of this individual as his story is known to many.

Rooster
Rooster

Besides, it's only a matter of time before his mom tells him she wants her computer back.

Rooster
Rooster

Relax.  If this dude's a real writer, than I'm a Chinese fighter pilot.

Armen's anus
Armen's anus

Fuck me harder, dumbass. Or is ur dick so small you need a dildo and your dick to make me feel anything.

Guest
Guest

I do not apologize.  Care to a round of fisticuffs over it?

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

JSIB will rule w an iron sombrero..no shenanigans allowed! I've sent the info a couple of time to Storm..by replying to an old post ..I'll do the same with moron dog.

Guest
Guest

Irwin M. Fletcher, you choose. Oh boy, I lost.

I am Scotch/Romanian.  It's an odd combination, but so were my parents.  I will have a bloody mary, a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.

My god, Mr. Underhill was pissed that day.

MoronDog
MoronDog

Sounds like the John Coctostan you are talking about is the type of guy who would sneak in to a private club and run up a large food bill on someone elses tab.

Guest
Guest

My mom?  Sir, I have my own computer.  You need better bits.

Guest
Guest

Frankie insists on you relaxing, you dipshit.  "If this dude's a real writer, THEN I'm a Chinese fighter pilot." Get back to your spelling/grammar flash cards.

Travis
Travis

Does anybody consider this remotely funny?  I'm not a RW apologist, but I am allergic to people who believe they are hilarious and prove time after time that they have nothing...

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