Tony Romo's Bachelor Party Was Where? Doing What?!

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I'm sure the theme of the backlash toward Tony Romo in the wake of this interview will be a continuation of the ridiculous "real men don't wear their hats backward" bullshit. But even as a staunch backward-cap guy myself, I must admit that hide-'n-seek at a bachelor party in West Virginia seems pretty close to the seventh circle of lame-o.

Unless ... well, you know, it was the more traditional version of the game involving the groom and multiple strippers. But, according to Romo, it was just 15 guys playing a non-alcoholic game of groping for other dudes in the pitch dark.

Romo says he won two games, which is one more than the total number of playoff games he's won as an NFL quarterback.

I still believe Romo can lead a team to a Super Bowl -- remember when the Rangers would never go to the World Series or Dirk Nowitzki would never lead the Mavs to a title? -- but I also believe his image would be better served with stories like this left in the dark.

The main questions I have from this interview:

*Who the heck is Graham Bensinger?

*Is it just me, or did Candice have the youngest-looking dad in the history of walk-down-the-aisle fathers?

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pencil
pencil

Hide-'n-seek, isn't that the popular game of choice after dark in Reverchon Park.

pencil
pencil

And people thought Troy Aikman was gay?

Armen's Anus
Armen's Anus

I am hurting so bad...I just had 2 fingers up me!

Richie's Fingers
Richie's Fingers

We didn't mean to hurt you. We had a good time though. Weird that Richie put us in his mouth afterwards.

Sports Cactus
Sports Cactus

You know what I'd like? Some more aimless, baseless chatter about A&M-2-SEC!

The Observerist
The Observerist

Make it one sided and clearly inflammatory so that it generates controversy for one shameless author. Then when the hack catches shit for your aptly described 'baselessness' have his minions of manufactured defenders come out of the woodwork in attack mode to generate chaff as a countermeasure, enabling said hack continue to continue his sleazy TMZ style of page vomit.

Tone's Taint
Tone's Taint

Holy fucking shit, this is some weak ass motherfucking commenting today. What the fuck happened, everybodies pussies get hurt, dick in the dirt, what. Bring it, and fuck sloppy joe too. I hope he is not banned though.

nothing new here
nothing new here

you make the other commenters sound educated. try incorporating words with two to three syllables into your vocabulary, you might be surprised what it can do for your social life.

Tone's Taint
Tone's Taint

Who the fuck are you cocksucker. There is more than one syllable asshole. Now go shove a banana up your ass faggot

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

I think the real question is how did this spare get a sit down interview that lasted linger than Romos visit on the Fan?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

How much more evidence do we need that Tony is 31 with the maturity of a 13 year old? Dude needs to grow up.

We can all act like we're 13 sometimes, but he doesn't seem to get the point that people are going to scrutinize him when he does. And yes, maturity is part of leadership.

Rooster
Rooster

pee, fart, penis, vagina, poop,

Am I mature enough to be a leader?

Real Rooster
Real Rooster

Actually, I think I would have left "pee" off the list.  The rest are legit though...

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

I just don't know what to think of this post...It's rather odd...

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

RW is probably just a wee bit jealous he wasn't invited to take part in the shenanigans.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

cause we all know, if there's a dude that likes to be around other guys in the dark while wearing their hat backwards..it's Effing RW and Sloppy Joe.

Rob_Em
Rob_Em

When I read Sloppy Joe's rants, I picture in mind Lee Elia.  He's retired and has nothing better to do than go to Richie's blog everyday and vent.

For you youngsters, this is Lee Elia:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

Sybil's Beaver
Sybil's Beaver

@ sloppy joes

Look here you shit stained underwear eating motherfucker. I will crush yous o hard, it'll be harder to find you than it was to find your dick last night. Really, you think any chick wants to try to ride that, a tootsie roll could do more damage to me. Do they even make condoms small enough to fit you? I hope you don't have offspring, id rather take a rusty coathanger up in me than have ur kid

MoronDog
MoronDog

The Sloppy Joe bit is awesome.  However, I am not sure that the sentence about the panda's ass needed to be all caps.  I wouldve reserved the all caps for the either the first or last sentence.

Rooster
Rooster

Sloppy Joe = butt-hurt

Sloppy Joe
Sloppy Joe

You motherfucking shit stain! Go eat dick. What the fuck are you calling me out for? I've already beaten the shit out of your dumb fucking ass all over this mothefucker. You fucking idiot. You cocksucker. You butt-ugly country turd. SUCK A PANDA'S SHITTY ASS AND DIE!

If this shit right here isn't evidence that Joe Tone should resign then I don't know what the fuck is.

Rooster
Rooster

This reminds of the lies I hear married dudes tell their wives:

"Yes honey, I really did like Steel Magnolias""Of course I want to pick your mother up at the airport instead of watching football.""I don't find big boobs hot at all.""You look fine.  I didn't even notice the extra weight.""I didn't even enjoy the guys trip to Vegas because I missed you and the kids too much"

and of course:

"We played Hide and Seek during my bachelor party"

Storm_71
Storm_71

Sweet baby Jesus I don't have the words for this. I guess one thing can be said it's pretty clear why he wears his cap backwards. Wow I'm embarrassed for him.

Turn your cap aorund RW shit man get with the system.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

SMH

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Had to look it up Marc, either you're telling us to put our meager savings in the stock market on shares of Semiconductor..or it was shorthand for Shaking My Head..methinks it was the latter, and I agree. (calls the stockbroker and buys a 1000 shares of SMH anyway)

MoronDog
MoronDog

I dont think SMH sells paper.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

RW, how many times did he have go wee wee? How difficult that must of been in the total darkness..did you ask him about that, you little backward hat wearing "Radio personality"?

MoronDog
MoronDog

All good things must come to an end.....Looks like RW has decided to end several straight days of pretty good blogging with a full day of garbage. 

Sorry Spaulding, you'll get nothing and like it.

Mishon
Mishon

This doesn't surprise me one bit. Just b/c the dude is the QB for the Dallas Cowboys and his wife is a hot piece of ass...doesn't mean he is a cool guy. Fact of the matter is, the guy is a dork. You can tell that just listening to him talk for a few minutes. Plus, he listens to Arnie. If that doesn't tell you he's a nerd, I don't know what does.

Charles Goodnight
Charles Goodnight

I've just realized Romo is the Sturm of his office. He's very good, but not in the Brady/Manning type of conversation. No disrespect meant Big Bob Sturm.This is more of an indictment of Romo really, Sturm isn't expected to carry the load. Romo is our great brown hope, though.Damn that dude, Slop Jose, got a mouth on him that I would use a wirebrush on. Hey SJ, the Village has been calling me day and night, seems they've misplaced their idiot.Rangers are in a good stretch right now, 6 game lead is about as big as Sloppy's front bottom..in the middle of August. John Holmes/RW'bald spot- sized in the middle of September.Y'all get some sleep now ya hear, lotta work to be done tomorrow (ceptin for RW, sure he's already got his three Romo Wedding stories at the ready.)

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

The dude has banged better looking chicks than any of the strippers you've seen at the local joints, and you're an avowed connoisseur.My bachelor party was even lamer than Romo's, and I have 0 playoff victories. Expensive steak, expensive wine, and hanging with my best friends.

I don't know who Graham B. is, saw Graham Harrell play the other night for the packers though. C-Romo's dad is some kind of doctor, he has the jack to stay young brotha.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

I had a richie whitt style bachelor party, limo service, over dressed douchy friends and the clubhouse.  We even took our own keg.  I was bored as shit, it was more of a reason for all my married friends, whose wives are bitches, to get out and see some poon and get wasted.  Glad I was the reason they could party

Mishon
Mishon

Your party doesn't sound lamer than Romo's. Did you play hide and seek with a bunch of guys? If not...your's is better.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Gagreed, and for mine we drank beera, cooked large pieces of dead cow over an open flame and played washers into the wee hours of the night..guarantee it was better than RW's or Romo's.

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