Dallas-Denver: Cowboys 53-Man Roster Projection

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Yes, thanks for asking, I am indeed ready for some football. And tonight we'll all get a smidge, in the form of Cowboys-Broncos in Arlington at 7:30.

Jason Garrett said he plans to play his starters a series, or about 8 to 12 plays. Same with the Broncos and their new coach John Fox. In other words, get ready for a lot of Stephen McGee vs. Tim Tebow.

I'll supply your highly anticapted annoying Top 10 Observer-ations after the game. But beforehand -- better early than never -- let's look at what the Cowboys' final roster might look like come September 11:

QUARTERBACK -- Tony Romo/ Jon Kitna/ Stephen McGee.

RUNNING BACK -- Felix Jones/ DeMarco Murray/ Tashard Choice/ Lonyae Miller/ Shaun Chapas

OFFENSIVE LINE -- Doug Free/ David Arkin/ Andre Gurode/ Kyle Kosier/ Tyron Smith/ Sam Young/ Phil Costa/ Bill Nagy

TIGHT END -- Jason Witten/ Martellus Bennett/ John Phillips

RECEIVER -- Miles Austin/ Dez Bryant/ Kevin Ogletree/ Dwayne Harris/ Jesse Holley

KICKER -- David Buehler

LONG-SNAPPER -- L.P. Ladouceur

PUNTER -- Mat McBriar

DEFENSIVE LINE -- Marcus Spears/ Jay Ratliff/ Kenyon Coleman/ Josh Brent/ Jason Hatcher/ Sean Lissemore

LINEBACKER -- DeMarcus Ware/ Sean Lee/ Bradie James/ Anthony Spencer/ Brandon Williams/ Victor Butler/ Bruce Carter/ Alex Albright/ Keith Brooking/ Orie Lemon

CORNERBACK -- Terence Newman/ Mike Jenkins/ Orlando Scandrick/ Alan Ball/ Bryan McCann/ Josh Thomas

SAFETY -- Abe Elam/ Gerald Sensabaugh/ Barry Church/ Awasi Owusu-Ansah


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63 comments
jj1977
jj1977

Mayor of Meh is a fing dumbass. 

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Explain why they would carry 5 running backs.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Guess I proved I wasn't RW after all...Who would had thought your out of office would forward to a friggin blog?!?!?

Oh well, my shtick is over....I'm really like all of you, only funnier...LOL  ;)

Just Me
Just Me

I'm glad DeMarcus Ware was tagged in this post.  Otherwise, I might never have known he would make the team.

Rooster
Rooster

How bad is this team going to be this year if Jesse Holley can actually make the 53 man roster?

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Are you ready for some football RW?  Really? Really? I couldn't tell from the last 3000 posts about the effing Cowboys pregame hosting/father's day bbq..Sybil the squarejawed stadium yuckmonkey columns.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

Nice Super Bowl XII reference. Jr. Miller brought that up at 8:25 this morning and I know it's total coincidence, just makes me snicker.You know, looking at your projected roster and looking back on your daily Cowboy report, makes me realize that I learned absolutely nothing from them. You mentioned more about Pooty and Radaford than you did about players I'm actually interested in. Maybe next year that can change a little bit?

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Do you realize how irrelevant you are to RW? Seriously........

#1 FAN FAN
#1 FAN FAN

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Redleather?

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

He's seemed to of vanished, probably had to get in from of the Victrola for the start of Rage rehashing all the fun talking points of the Ticket.  If I see him, I'll tell him you're looking for him.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

I started to rip on all of it Scruff...but then just decided to bang my head on a wall for 15 minutes...it felt better.

MoronDog
MoronDog

Please do not require any logic/facts/thought from RW's mailed in crap. 

Thank you,Management

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Storm had the funniest comment of the string...I fell out of my chaira.."My printing needs are pretty much under control right now dude but thanks" POW!One more thing Marc, I like fulfillment at the end of a massage maybe, but not from my printer...Shoebox is over there little buddy, I'll make sure somebody brings you a JR whopper.

MoronDog
MoronDog

I never thought you were RW. Though misguided, your comments arent mailed in and are occasionally entertaining.  RW's are neither.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

3rd year in a row methinks...that does speak to the state of this thing, I reckon.

Sports Cactus
Sports Cactus

I suspect Poots and Radford are the "cute ones."

Storm_71
Storm_71

Apparently relevant enough that you feel the to comment about it.

MoronDog
MoronDog

Do you need a hug, Greggo?  No?  How bout some smack?

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

That was my "WTF?!?" moment...I use my work email for everything...Dont know how in the hell my OOO would forward to a comment section of a blog site...Oh well...

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

All good...Someone has to be the heel on a forum like this...I tried...As JSIB said, the internet isnt fun sometimes...

#1 FAN FAN
#1 FAN FAN

I always thought that Jerry keeps him on the roster to stroke his ego. Remember that Jerry's smash hit tv show discovered him.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Try harder...You live up to your name...JSIB may give you a scooby snack for the effort...

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Gofucureself, our little friendo Mayor (Marc with a C) accidently posted all his contact info with cell,office,home,grandma's ph#s..he sells paper and paper accessories evidently..When you think of paper, mail or fulfillment you should think of good ol Marc with a C.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

twas kinda funny, but I wont use it against ya!  I enjoyed the bit you had going, redo your name and come back with a new bit, defend  1190 Sports AM or ESPN

Sports Cactus
Sports Cactus

Now you play a nice game of "Romo goes wee-wee."

MoronDog
MoronDog

What do we do now?  Do we hug? Sometimes I get a little handsy.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Hello,

Today is Thursday the 11th...

I am going to be out of the office until about 1:30-2:00 this afternoon. As always, you can reach me will be on my mobile at 972.849.0847. If I cannot answer, please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call at my first available opportunity. All emails will be returned in a timely manner when I return.

Thanks for everything!!!

Marc

Marc C. SocolovNational Account ManagerJohnson Printing Service972.385.9985 x216972.849.0847 Cell800.272.7742 x216972.385.2471 Fax

When You Think of Print, Mail & Fulfillment, Think about Johnson Printing Service!!!

Storm_71
Storm_71

My printing needs are pretty much under control right now dude but thanks ...............I guess.

Guest
Guest

I figured I'd send you a text to let you know something was amiss.  As a result, you have my phone number and I would appreciate it if you ceased with the sexting.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Hello,

Today is Thursday the 11th...

I am going to be out of the office until about 1:30-2:00 this afternoon. As always, you can reach me will be on my mobile at 972.849.0847. If I cannot answer, please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call at my first available opportunity. All emails will be returned in a timely manner when I return.

Thanks for everything!!!

Marc

Marc C. SocolovNational Account ManagerJohnson Printing Service972.385.9985 x216972.849.0847 Cell800.272.7742 x216972.385.2471 Fax

When You Think of Print, Mail & Fulfillment, Think about Johnson Printing Service!!!

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

When You Think of PP's, Male & Fulfillment, Think about the Mayor of Meh, Marc Socolov..Hell, I'll meet you in the middle of the night..if'n I know you're game (wink wink) call or text me at 972-849-0**7...POW!

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Hello,

Today is Thursday the 11th...

I am going to be out of the office until about 1:30-2:00 this afternoon. As always, you can reach me will be on my mobile at 972.849.0847. If I cannot answer, please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call at my first available opportunity. All emails will be returned in a timely manner when I return.

Thanks for everything!!!

Marc

Marc C. SocolovNational Account ManagerJohnson Printing Service972.385.9985 x216972.849.0847 Cell800.272.7742 x216972.385.2471 Fax

When You Think of Print, Mail & Fulfillment, Think about Johnson Printing Service!!!

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Hello,

Today is Thursday the 11th...

I am going to be out of the office until about 1:30-2:00 this afternoon. As always, you can reach me will be on my mobile at 972.849.0847. If I cannot answer, please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call at my first available opportunity. All emails will be returned in a timely manner when I return.

Thanks for everything!!!

Marc

Marc C. SocolovNational Account ManagerJohnson Printing Service972.385.9985 x216972.849.0847 Cell800.272.7742 x216972.385.2471 Fax

When You Think of Print, Mail & Fulfillment, Think about Johnson Printing Service!!!

Guest
Guest

Stop it!  Now I am scared.

Guest
Guest

I have spent too much time looking at this post and laughing.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Hello,

Today is Thursday the 11th...

I am going to be out of the office until about 1:30-2:00 this afternoon. As always, you can reach me will be on my mobile at 972.849.0847. If I cannot answer, please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call at my first available opportunity. All emails will be returned in a timely manner when I return.

Thanks for everything!!!

Marc

Marc C. SocolovNational Account ManagerJohnson Printing Service972.385.9985 x216972.849.0847 Cell800.272.7742 x216972.385.2471 Fax

When You Think of Print, Mail & Fulfillment, Think about Johnson Printing Service!!!

Guest
Guest

My heavens.  If you were a smart man, you would go into this post and edit this information out.  But that's just me.

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Hello,

Today is Thursday the 11th...

I am going to be out of the office until about 1:30-2:00 this afternoon. As always, you can reach me will be on my mobile at 972.849.0847. If I cannot answer, please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call at my first available opportunity. All emails will be returned in a timely manner when I return.

Thanks for everything!!!

Marc

Marc C. SocolovNational Account ManagerJohnson Printing Service972.385.9985 x216972.849.0847 Cell800.272.7742 x216972.385.2471 Fax

When You Think of Print, Mail & Fulfillment, Think about Johnson Printing Service!!!

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Mayor, your name is Marc? WTF, Marc with a C is SG. What part of Texas is Socolov from? ..low hanging fruits...internet is not fun sometimes.  Fullfillment huh..HA..you said Fill! POW, Yawn

Mayor_of_Meh
Mayor_of_Meh

Hello,

Today is Thursday the 11th...

I am going to be out of the office until about 1:30-2:00 this afternoon. As always, you can reach me will be on my mobile at 972.849.0847. If I cannot answer, please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call at my first available opportunity. All emails will be returned in a timely manner when I return.

Thanks for everything!!!

Marc

Marc C. SocolovNational Account ManagerJohnson Printing Service972.385.9985 x216972.849.0847 Cell800.272.7742 x216972.385.2471 Fax

When You Think of Print, Mail & Fulfillment, Think about Johnson Printing Service!!!

MoronDog
MoronDog

So, do you feel like the Scooby Snacks were pot brownies?

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