Dallas Mavericks Already Putting Together Their 2012 Team. Sorta.

Mavericks - Dancers 2011.jpg
The NBA is locked out. Dirk Nowitzki is preparing to play for his home Germany in Olympic qualifying. League stars are pondering playing overseas in Turkey and Italy and Spain and such in preparation of missed games next season.

But, alas, the tireless work of a dance team never ceases. The Mavericks held auditions for its 2011-12 team over the weekend at The Anatole.

Analyze the roster candidates right this way ...




Sponsor Content

My Voice Nation Help
17 comments
Mishon
Mishon

Wow. No breaking news posts about the Cowboys cutting Barber, Davis, Brown, and now Roy E. Williams? Figured Mr. Cowboy would be all over it!!!

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I'm kicking myself. I was going to say you were going to post something on the Mavs auditions after I saw the slideshow.Sorry sportsters, I'll go with my gut next time.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

I know you copy The Ticket as much as possible, but did you have to pick the worst qualities of both Mike and Corby to rip off?

Storm_71
Storm_71

Yeah looks like the Mavs are STILL NBA champs. You should have went with my Dave and Busters idea RW.

Fake Sports Panties
Fake Sports Panties

One of these days, I just wanna see RW just tell you all to "fuck off and die"...You all are the mental midget trolls...You're just too fucking dumb to see it...

This tough love commentary was brought to you by your favorite shower gel - Fake Sports Panties

Mishon
Mishon

Are you F-ing kidding me midget!? This is worse than you posting a random YouTube video. Biggest give up ever.

Rooster
Rooster

He gets his three in before 11am and thne he's done.

Storm_71
Storm_71

He has to study up on that Dallas Vigilantes roster for his nextgame call. Between that and listening to the ticket to steal their bits there's just no time to post breeaking news.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

He's got a show to prep, dammit! You gotta tune in to The Fail to hear whatever asinine take he has verbally! You know he doesn't break anything after noon. If at all. Unless it's about him.

Storm_71
Storm_71

Don't blame yourself TRDP1. That's the way blog'n goes.

Chuck G.
Chuck G.

A few sentences about Mavs dace tryouts, eh? This caps off the worst, give-up, 3 post day I've seen yet. Guarantee by the end of the week, this hack posts Mavs ManiAAC tryouts.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

You obviously missed his tweet from the weekend.

He tweeted "Me 'n @TCUWhiteTrash ruining Wally Lynn's broadcast of Dallas Vigilantes Arena League football on 1190 AM. Please join us. Or die." So basically, he wants those of us who keep him employed to die.

As for you, Fake Sports Panties, why don't you go perform anilingus on a homeless person.

Mishon
Mishon

I just tuned to the Fan to hear what Josh and Elf were saying about it and I heard Mickey "Jerrah Cock Sucker" Spagnolia talking. My ears started bleeding.

Loading...