Dear Miami, We Hate You. And Your Sports. Love, Dallas

... After they stomped the Miami Heat 105-95 in game 6,... ...Mavericks shooting guard Jason Terry in a pose we're guessing David Stern is not... I fuckin love it. ... keep on rejoicing whatever is you're celebrating (assuming it's your hate for Lebron). ... Dear Dallas and Cleveland, Its okay to behave like idiots. ...

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ummm, the Rangers lost the World Series last year? Well Miami has won in the last 15 twice (the Marlins are "only" 18 years old) .... and TexASS, when was the last time? You really think I'd rather hang out for partying in Dallas than in Miami Beach? What do you have that we don't? Better steakhouses? That's IT?

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well...looks like you got in a shot of Heat at My-ami...."yeeeeeeeeeahhh!"

HAHAHAHAH, that was great....Dallas is the BEST....

Miami Vice is way better than Dallas; c'mon!!

uhmm the rays are from Tampa...not miami. dumb ass.

Really? Larry Hagman vs Don Johnson. REALLY? We will see who reads your list while we are kissing the Championship Trophy in the AMERICAN AIRLINES arena. Idiot. Live in the now. 

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Far be it for you to actually know baseball details, but the Rays aren't Florida's best baseball team right now. 

Cmon guys.  I kick RW in the balls all the time here but this is actually a little funny.  RW is doing a bit by making fun of a really bad writer doing a city vs city bit.  So, a little tip of the hat to RW.

Miama has writer Chris Abdill who knows about Texas' own Johnny Winter's classic first album and can fit the whole story above the fold. Dallas has RW who adds filler such as repeat remarks about the humidity below the fold and wouldn't know Johnny Winter from Edgar. How bout a trade plus cash? I'm sure Abdill is ready to get out that South Floridy third world cesspool where criminals rule and the law abiding are ducking for cover. (SEE: three cops shot, multiple others wounded over this past weekend in South Beach).

Bringing up the Ranger's playoff series win last year over the Rays serves no purpose with this argument. No one in Miami cares about the Rays. It's like them bringing up the Marlins beating the Astros in a series (if that had ever happened) in explaining why MIA is better than Dallas.  These our city is better than yours debates are so dumb.  Go Mavs!

In news of the meh:

Atlanta Thrashers moving to Winnipeg. Atlanta barely notices, Winnipeg giddy.

Dallas, the New Buffalo...

Freakin great. Tonight will be glorious! Go mavs!

The most important question remains....will Cuban park his yacht by the AAA like he did in '06

Miami has Dan LeBatard. Dallas wins.

Yawn.

Still waiting for RW's prediction...

Damn RW, that authors article was written 5 days ago, hit'n the bottom of the barrel on finding ideas? Those blog poster's rip on their author almost as much as we rip on you. We win on that issue.

I'm happy to see my fellow SFBLers falling in line with my prediction.  Mavs in 6, starting tonight with a winner.  Has RW picked the Heat yet?  I haven't seen it if he has, he was too busy coming up with this bs, I reckon.  Hurry up RW, pick the Heat..so we can get on to some destiny stuff up in heara.  I'll be out in the furthest reaches of the West most of the rest of the week...so see you suckers later.

.......Yours Truly,

The embodiment of every single douchebag cliche ever spoken about Dallas.

When you say "please allow us to retort" you mean just you right RW?

South Beach>Party Cove24 hr Beer>Beer til MidnightParties start at12>parties end at 12Gulfstream Park>Lone Star ParkPolicewomen of Broward County>Policewomen of DallasSwimming Atlantic>Swimming Kayaking Trinity

And what does any of this have to do with basketball, nothing so fuck it.....

Mavs>Heat Mavs in 6

Leon Lett.  Miami win.

"what? oh yea theres a basketball game tonight, maybe i'll show up at halftime i have some party to go to. welcome to paradise."

love, miami.

Holy crap, I feel ashamed for you. I hope you aren't buying what you're selling, Whitt.

Miami has a coast. They win. End of story. Dallas is a great city, but the world-class insecurity gets old, and we're as scenic as a gas station bathroom.

Plus Dexter is set there.

Mavs in 6, but the city vs. city crap is lame.