At Least the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Aren't Locked Out

Categories: Dallas Cowboys

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The Rangers lost a game because Matt Harrison walked two guys and then coughed up a home to the White Sox No. 9 hitter. We've dissected Dirk. And the Stars ... who knows cares?

At least there is news with our Cowboys. Sorta.

While the NFL lockout storms toward its June 3 court date, players are working out but teams are stagnant. But not, alas, the cheerleading teams.

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders are preparing for a full, unbridled season with their annual tryouts that commenced last weekend.

And if you thought this has all been a long-winded, cheap way to get to some hot pics on a gray day well, then, you know me better than I know myself.

Congrats and...

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​Enjoy!

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Dance Cheer
Dance Cheer

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corby's backpack fullaweed
corby's backpack fullaweed

I care way more about the Stars than I have ever cared about some bitch that I can see wearing less clothing in Addison or Uptown on a Saturday night. I also care about good sports insight, I better look elsewhere.

Storm_71
Storm_71

The Rangers lost the game because of a Cody Eppley wild pitch in the 8th dip shit. Watch the game next time or at least read the box score.

I'm gonna go out a limb here and say a helluva lot more people care about the Stars than they do about your two bit radio show. But hey we'll find out Friday when you give us those good strong ratings.

Good work I guess on the three seconds it took to Google up some Cowboy cheerleader pics. You planning on burning a segemnt on the cheerleader work outs today? Fail.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

IN SFBL news, I now have an 18.5 point chokehold on the league and wirth the exception of opening day, a season high 88.5 points.  Not much going wrong and even my pitching stats are improving although its tough to have a 0.00 Era and not get the win for Garza.  And as dominating as Ive been, scruffles has been equally (in my best wilonski voice) TERRRIBLLLE.  JBS seems to think that Jhams return will vault him towards the top but hes still got some work to do my friends.  And lastly is The Richie Shitts, the last name says it all.  It was a terrible bit and now its a terrible team

MoronDog
MoronDog

After I compliment him in an earlier post....

Mailing it in again in.....5,4,3,2, and you're done. 

Redleather
Redleather

I see Richie Whitt fully has transitioned to a more sloppy. The basketball of the Dirk Nowitzki was good. Mount that flamingo now! Until we have another when your and to see how the cause with so many could the second really duplicate the first but if not assunder players combined with differences could it even make and we.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

There's many, many ways to look at hot girls on the internet. Without wardrobes in the way.

You'd think Richie would notice that the Cowboys posts get tumbleweeds rolling through and we gravitate towards Rangers and Mavs posts, but perhaps the hairplugs were aching.

Cowboys cheerleaders are mega-overrated anyway. Give me Mavs dancers.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I'd like to take credit for RW doing this post since I meh'd one of his posts today and instead looked through the entire picture album. I'd love to put her head through sheet rock, so hard. 

Ranger Fan
Ranger Fan

I saw the pitch and agree with the ruling that it was a wild pitch instead of a pass ball. I was not sure on the ruling at first because I never heard the ruling on the Rangers TV play by play because the ruling was never mentioned on the Rangers TV play by play because, well.... you know the rest of the story.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I don't even know what to say. I'm amazed at your dominance of this league, and equally amazed that Scruffy is as bad as he is. It seems I'm stuck in a 6-9 purgatory, daily analyzing what I can do to improve, but I'm stuck with having to go with what I have and hoping for a hot streak. The Bloody Tacos don't have a chance to win the pennant, we're hoping for #4 by the end of the year. Are you guys enjoying the roto versus the head to head?  

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

 I've pretty much given up. My team will have a couple of good days here 'n there. My pitching is the only thing going good. It's a shame about The Richie Shitts. He's got guys each one of us could use. Maybe the commish needs to go in there and blow that bit up.

I traded Posey for a guy who has better numbers (and stats I need), but had to give up Castro in the process. Gotta give to get, I guess.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

My squad had all of about 4 hits yesterday. Bunch of bums. I'd be happy being 10th and only in front of the failed bit, but those crapwads are doing better than my motley crew of underachievers.

It's quite perplexing. And I'm refusing to listen to any more trade offers from JBS. Guys he tries to package seem to end up available on the waiver wire...

Richie's hair plugs
Richie's hair plugs

Mildred "Patty" Baena aka Arnold's other woman aka Dirk's creepy ex's sister?

cactusflinthead
cactusflinthead

 Not all the hots out there get nekkid for the camera. I kinda liked seeing the round-up of girls that just gotta be a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader. And I like the uniforms. I wish they still had the old school big pom-poms. Who the hell downsizes a pom-pom? Mavs dancers? Sure, great. Bring those pix along too. I would damn sure post on an NFL update. Following Aiello and NFL Labor on twitterville. Not sure RW can wrap his head around that drama, but I wouldn't mind hearing SOMEBODY on the staff at the Observer getting around to mentioning this Federal case and maybe even TALK TO SOMEBODY AND GET A FUCKING INTERVIEW FROM SOMEBODY WITH A CLUE.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I'm going to have to disgagree with you on this one. Overrated? The outfits are. The women that try out are unbelievable. Not a big fan of the Mavs dancers, they're hot and I wouldn't turn one down, but the Cowboys cheerleaders are all hots.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

tis was a wild pitch, but unless your either of the 2 great pudges in their prime, you dont backhand that ball, you get your ass in front of the ball with runners on, laziness by torrealba there 

Storm_71
Storm_71

 Yes unfortunately I do my Ranger brother. Unfortunately I do.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Im enjoying the roto, but it probably has more to do with Im kicking ass right now.  Ive been rewarded more in this league for a good draft than in my other non roto league.  Ive played leagues where my overall averages are top2 but I was bottom of league due to the schedule and bad matchups in head to head. 

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Contract the Minnescruffy Twins!

I expect to be in contention when our daytime highs are topping 100 degrees. Fantasy great game is a grind. At least you're not buried in 11th.

 

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

I ain't crying for you Davy, you and 4 other guys are basically fighting for 2nd..and me, SB, TRDP1 ..are trying to sneak up on y'all...we may not be able to chase down Merk, but he's probably going to cool off a little before this thing is done.long season. 

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Scruffy, I've tried to do huge trades with you...I've tried to do 1 for 1's with ya..I've made trades wiith dang near everyone in the league, been pretty close a couple of times with Merten. I've offered fair value for a couple of your guys, just because Crawford was ranked 4th before the year started, doesn't make him worth the farm now.  Me and Davy have worked with each other several times, and methinks so have TRDP1 and StupidBitch have too.  Send me a fair trade offer, and I'll jump on it.  I would of thrown Neffy your way for Greinke, but needed some more pieces added from both teams.  I quoted Davy a price on Neffy last night, he didn't take it.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

I dont blame him for trying to trade b4 dumping them, its always worth a shot.  Im going to have to make some moves because I cant expect to remain this hot the whole season, geez Ive got 4 of the top 6 players on my roster 

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Okay, you're right. The uniforms make them overrated. Plus the fact Jerry acts as their appearance pimp. Still prefer Mavs dancers though.

Storm_71
Storm_71

Not gonna disagree but the cheerleader in the top pic looks like she might have a muffin top. Still would though. 

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

That's exactly what he was referring to Merk..I've offered several of my guys prior to dumping them, to several different teams.  I'd rather trade for somebody that's fixing to get cut, rather than trying a waiver claim. 

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