Whitt's End: 4.22.11

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Whether you've reached the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End:

*And then, after Jesus had died on the cross and was buried in his tomb, some rabbits rummaged through a nearby picnic and ate a bunch of chocolate and candy. Powered by a sugar high, the bunnies then rolled a giant stone away from the entrance to the tomb, allowing Jesus out to fly up to heaven. And that's why we celebrate commemorate Jesus' resurrection with ... No? Then you tell me about this Easter bunny.

*Getting pumped about Thursday's NFL Draft. I'll be at Cowboys Stadium hosting the event on 105.3 The Fan, where we always have Dallas' pick before it's announced on TV. I think it's a cool idea to have former players announce their team's second-round picks. I just wouldn't have selected Charles Haley for the Cowboys. He was a bad human being when he played here and there are too many other good choices. But still, love the concept.

*Okay, I lied. I am a teensy bit interested in the NHL Playoffs. But only from this standpoint: I wanted the Vancouver Canucks to sweep the Chicago Blackhawks to take the sting out of the Stars' final-day loss that pushed them out of the postseason and allowed the defending Stanley Cup champs in. With Vancouver up 3-0, it looked like one of those "glad we didn't waste our time" series. But now, after Chicago blanked the Canucks 5-0 last night to make the series 3-2 -- dang that looks like a lot of fun. Meanwhile, the Stars still don't have an owner, a coach or relevance.

*Weird to wake up Thursday and -- for the first time since early last June -- not see the Rangers atop the AL West. They're 2-6 since their star broke his arm, and there's a bit of a Hamilton Hangover. It's physical because, duh, there are obvious negative implications when you remove the bat, glove and speed of the one of the best players in baseballs from your lineup. But the effects of losing Josh are also psychological.

*One last thing on Rangers' pitcher Colby Lewis. I've had numerous people -- including during interviews on NBC 5 locally and Inside Edition nationally -- ask me "Yeah, but if you ever have a kid will you miss work to attend the birth?" Answer: Of course. Reason: Nobody will give a damn -- or perhaps even notice -- if I miss work. Critics comparing my piddly professions to a Major League Baseball pitcher was perhaps the funniest, most ridiculous aspect of the whole overblown episode.

*Hot.

*Not.

*Remember when we thought the Rangers' biggest headache this season was going to be what to do with Michael Young? Three weeks into the season there's only one Ranger who has played in all 18 games and is hitting .300. Yep, you guessed it. Him.

*Today is Good Friday, and apparently Earth Day. Celebrate by checking out these awesome pics of our planet. Or recycle something. Your call.

*Was encouraged to hear that Tony Romo was organizing the Cowboys' off-season, lockout workouts. Good for him as a leader. Good for team unity. Good for ... wait, what the what?! The Redskins have started working out but the Cowboys haven't?

*ESPN's Jon Gruden is cocky and smarmy and fake intense, but I'm reluctantly captivated by his film-room sitdowns with draftable quarterbacks. Not for his act, but more so to see how the players react to his schtick.

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kergo
kergo

Kergie step by step guide to Durango, Colo:

-west on 287 (I'll spare you the details, maybe stop at the Caprock) , 40 west to Raton-go to Sugarrite Canyon east of Raton-go over Raton Passand into gods country-"Colaradar"-go to Trinidad or Walsenberg (Kerg's recommends the Holiday Inn)-go west thru Cuchara-go to the Great Sand Dunes, explore Medrano CreekENJOY the mountains!-proceed west to Platoro Resevoir-enjoy. Go fishin"?-proceed to Durango and rent a Jeep-ENJOY the mountains!

on the way back:-go to Alamosa, go south on 285 -check out the Rio Grande in it's raging glory-check out Taos and Santa Fe (kerg's suggests the El Pueblito Lodge in Santa Fe.....it's cheap and close to the Pueblo)-exit the mountains at Las Vegas, NM (may be check out Morphy Lake and it's glacial lakes....it's quite a hike, and not REALLY on the map, but, the indians told me about it years ago)-great camping!

ps-if you have chance, check out the West Mesa, and bring a gun, you are gonna need it! TaIk about off the grid. They made a doc about it (it may be called "Off the Grid") and boy howdy, it's REAL.

On the way out of New Mexico, stay at Tucumcari, and check out the mesa, and old Route 66. You "cain't"' climb the mesa anymore, it's a sacred indian site. Being on top of that mesa, you realize what makes it special. If you have time, checkout the extinct volcanoes and extensive debris field.

Kergie out.

kergo
kergo

Kergie here from the snowy confines of southern Colorado......ahhhh, Durango in spring!

Notes from the field:

-I know I should register w/disqus........I will do that this next week. Will look forward to killing the fake kerg's; ahhhhh jealousy!

-Dallas should be called "choketown"-double meh on Star and Mav's.

-Boston should be called "Winnersville" (Celts-17 times champs, Sox-2 out of 7 champs and surging-biotches!, Patriots 3 in 10 years....greetest quarterback ever!, BIG BAD BRUINS....beatin' dem dam Habs 3 games to 2 and flippin' em the BIRD)

Welp, already cooked omelets and chicken parm, now I'm moving on to the main course...............effin' smoked brisket, it's been in the pit so long, it's like butter! Put some basic Q sauce of that sonnofabitch, and BAMMMMMMM-bam bam, yup.

Basic Sauce:tom saucecorn syruptabascobrown sugar mustardshinervinegargarlic powder

it's called sweet n' hot, and it will blow your head up.

Kergie Out? Happy Easter. Think about them folks fightin' fires, and ALWAYS dream about central Texas (Grune, Guad, Enchanted Rock, Perdenales, Canyon Lake, the Comal, lake Travis, Colo. River, Barton Springs, Hippie Holler, Towne Lake, etc.)

Josh's broken shoulder
Josh's broken shoulder

I must say I am always entertained by the Legend, but the copycats have become such a beating .. Fix it Real Kergs..

In other news, methinks Pujols has homered three straight days for me and we're hoping to be a top half of the league team by the end of next week. Tried to make a huge trade with Scruffy..but he's fine muddling along in last place.

Alexis Krauss
Alexis Krauss

Ok, Richie.

I checked out you blog. I must say, I have to agree with what everybody is saying. You are kind of a pussy, prick, dick, arrogant douche, etc.

Thanks for coming to check out our show last night (Sleigh Bells), but I wasn't going to let you bed me regardless of you being on Inside Edition or the news or on NPR. On top of that, when you were talking to me, I was able to look down at you and notice some kind of weird hairline. WTF was that? Dudes with earrings are so passe.

All in all, I can tell you have Napoleon Syndrome and I'm, quite frankly, not attracted to that. Or you.

Alexis Krauss

gofuhcureself
gofuhcureself

hahaha.....sorry RW.....but this is pretty fucking funny.....whether it's a bit or not.

gofuhcureself
gofuhcureself

I just HAD to post the definition for "Napoleon Complex" aka "Napoleon Syndrome" from the Urban Dictionary:

"A backwoods term for a short white man who acts black, i.e. "Wigger". Napoleon complex (also Napoleon syndrome) describes a type of inferiority complex suffered by caucasian men who are short and/or suffer from erectile dysfunction. Characteristics include lying to inflate importance i.e. "I have a red corvette. It's in the shop right now.", sporting the "bling", recording rap songs, and using a "street name" on the internet i.e. "Quad XXX", "QuadrupleX", Eminem, Vanilla Ice."

"Shit mang, that wigga is 4ft tall and said he bangs ho's like Brianna Banks. He gots da napoleon complex."

hahaha. Poor Richie.

Candi
Candi

Heh heh. Kergs is such a failure.

The star of a blog? The bully? Such epic failure. Wait, wait, where do I go to learn to be a blog bully...and a shitty one at that!

Keep guessing at who I am. I'm enjoying it. Rob em? Scott? Dr g? Tollway Dbag (whatever that is)? $30K millionaire?

None of wich changes that you have a shitty house, failing company, torn up wife, and are a douche in real liffe and on this blog. When I'm in my 40s andif I've failed as much as you...I'm takin' the cyanide.

gofuhcureself
gofuhcureself

fake, real, what the fuck ever......this is getting soooooo TIRESOME. Real kergo - PLEASE just go and fucking register w/ Disqus so this grade school bit can be put to bed. Scruffy registered scruffygeist. You can do something similar. Isn't everyone sick of the nails on chalkboard routine? Thank you.

kergo
kergo

If I register it will be admitting that I've lost. I troll people here. I don't get trolled. Don't worry...methinks fake kergo caint keep up much longer with me LEGEND.

richie's mailman
richie's mailman

Richie, People who feel that they have to tell everyone that they are atheist are every bit as annoying as the jesus people who have to tell everyone that they are religious. Just stop it.

Dmkergo
Dmkergo

This just in:

KERGO-LEGEND!fake kergo-still trying to be Kergo._______________ps-Dude, you "cain't" be me, just get over it. And who's drawing who offsides? Jealous much? Cornbread ass? YES.

LEGEND._____________

Top 5 things "fake kergo" does:

-nothing-argues with Kergo, cause he "love he"-kills cats-gets locked in 'momma's" basement-like hot dogs, henceforth his rotund figure

______________

Top 5 stinging attributes of fake kergo:

-hates and loves the real Kergo-hates and loves momma-is confused because he can love and hate with such vitriol, rendering him useless-has made everyone in this blog want to go to the Sturm blog-oh crap, he's still breathing!?

________________

Top 5 things the Kerg's will cook this weekend:

-Brats-Chicken Parm-Burger (just one, with sauteed onions and mushrooms)-Jambalaya-Fried Jalapeno's

ps- you "cain't" do this buddy, don't even try, because this manner of writing takes wit (no, not Richie, F/Tard), chef skills, traveling skills, etc. Hey buddy, maybe you could start a blog about guys that live with "momma". Troll much, methinks (sadly)-yes.

LEGEND

Facts Jack
Facts Jack

"I'll be at Cowboys Stadium hosting the event on 105.3 The Fan, where we always have Dallas' pick before it's announced on TV."

not sure you should have used "always" as that implies a long-term numerical value when, in fact, 105.3 has only covered 1 draft. should've just said "will" instead of "always".

you can, however, use "always" in regards to ratings as in 105.3 the Fail ALWAYS gets killed in the ratings and my show in particular ALWAYS fails to get a 2 share.

kergo
kergo

I am beating the fake kergos, right guys? I mean, I keep saying LEGEND over and over and using insults about working at a loading dock, or a prison...that stuff is working, right?

Calling people cornbread ass and flaccid turd is awesome right? I hope so because I cain't take much more of this. I'm nearlly retarded. My wife is such a torn up skank. I run failed bidnesses out of my crappy house. The last thing I need imy identity as awesome on this blog to be ruined. It's all I've got.

Well, I've also got the bucket of man sauce I was hozed in last night, but other than that I've nothin'. Please don't take this the wrong way but I make up names likeLarry, Scott, Kris, Colton, etc and post under those names cuz no one else talks to me. So please, please let me win.

Dmkergo
Dmkergo

sOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE GOT A WEE BIT UPSET AT THE KERG'S-SORRY wittle BUDDY! hAPPY eASTER? nO. lEgEnD! legend. LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so lonely. Welp, Somehow, Kergie will prevail.

Kergie-Colorado and snowKergie hater-Dallas City and no girl......so.............but looking at young boys.

Kergo-1Asshole who likes little boys-0

Sorry F/head!

ps-I'm glad I can get such vitriol, the Kergie town rambler takes this as victory.

Let's Recap:

Kergie-Snow and Happyfake kerg-ohhhh (pouty face!) and the mall. troll much?

__________________________In other news, the third grade computer from Garland International Middle School has been deleted out of the budget, sorry buddy!

Kerg's-46 degrees, and snow in Coloradofake "boy liking" dude-hot, sweaty 85 + 100% humidity._________________

KERRRRRRRRGGGGIE OUT, for Snow boarding.

LEGEND.

kergo
kergo

I think I just confirmed my reading comprehension is on the retard level.

Oh and my colorado vacation is being spent arguing with my fake self all day and posting under multiple names? Such failure. I've been drawn so far offsides it's pathetic.

I'm a douche in real life and on the blogged. My family is being made the joke of the blog and what do I got? I caint...CAINT even guess what user is spinnin me in circles.

I suck.

Dick, that is.

Dmkergo
Dmkergo

Me arguing with one person that wants TO BE ME is not making me a joke; wait, I'm spinning in circles because I refuse to let a "turd" get me down?? REALLY? I fight shit....you are shit! Let's see, seems like you spend an awful lot of time TRYING to knock me down. And you don't know me, thats the sad thing. So Rob Em, keep bringing it, and and far as you know, I don't even live in the area anymore.

Dear Robert Em, Maybe one day you will be the star of a blog. You forget, I'm the bully here.....I'm not afraid of you.

Kris Kris
Kris Kris

Kergie, we hate you.....that's why we keep posting your name. If it didn't hurt me personally, I would have stopped, but, like a crack addict, I keep coming back. Let's start a hate kergie blog, but secretly, I like him-and enjoy his banter. (don't tell no one!)!!!!!!!!!

What would I do without the Kerg's?

-listen to Galloway, and quote him verbatim-look for young boys-nothing

I love you Kerg's, I'm sorry I want to be you. I know, I bring nothing to this blog, or my life in general. Damn you Kergo!

You are Legend!

LEGEND.

---------------------

ps-you got any stories about Lake Travis?

Dmkergo
Dmkergo

I knew you loved me....Happy Easter Rob! BTW, look at your own house, boyfriend, etc, before you comment-just sayin'. Livin' in Desoto with moms,, and working at Piggly Wiggly-AIN'T that great buddy ? Uhhmmmm, some of us actually travel and live, and don't really care what sort of house we live in....we save that for the Dallas douchebag, thirty thousand dollar millionaire's (that hang out at the mall), that are now in soup lines. Mortgaged the future? Oh, buddy.

Kergie out!

Radio Informant
Radio Informant

is there any doubt that richie whitt is the sole reason for the Tardline sucking?

count me as one who openly cheers for his on air demise.

hopefully it wont be long before he joins gregg henson in ft wayne

kergo
kergo

The Minister of Sports Blogging has just handed me these facts:

Sportatorium Goods:

Kergofake scottRoosterBBSMerkinScruffy

Sportatorium's Lair of Shit:

ScottRussellRob Em (and his gay and female aliases)dr. g.

As a matter of course and dedication, we proudly ask the Lair of Shit TO NEVER POST ANYTHING AGAIN! Too boring. And the blog would be better served if you all just worked a second job, instead of posting here.

Thank You, Kris Siminson/Regional Director

Kris121
Kris121

X-mas has come early!

sports hipster
sports hipster

Cut Copy, Foals, Sleigh Bells? What happened to Korn, Limp Bizkit, and Linkin Park? What have you done with the real Richie Whitt?!?

Sturm's Bloody Rectum
Sturm's Bloody Rectum

RW, I did tune in to hear your babble about you writing Colby, and that you aren't backing tracking or it isn't to be seen as an apology, true, but it is a olive branch, why? You have been kicking this dead horse, or F'n the chicken for three days, but you haven't got'n on here to defend your point(s). Can you post your intimate email here, for the blog?

Even those guys from NPR called you a blogger, not a writer, nor a member of the media. Calling yourself a writer, goes along the same lines as, me calling myself a musician, and all I can do is fart.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

And they kicked Jagger in the nuts for being gay with the "homosexuality is a sin" drop after Richie mentioned him for some reason. If his email was an Olive Branch, we here know how he is with an Olive Branch. Extend it, then withdraw it as fast he can.

I, too, would love to hear Richie defend himself. Why he took days off for a fucking hair transplant, why he's being such a fucking hypocrite, what he has to say in reference to what Evan Grant wrote this morning. Do tell, Richie.

I suspect though, he'll sit back and stroke his ego over this..maybe try to parlay it into free lap dances at Baby Doll's.

Candi
Candi

Just went across to the park to hook up with the neighbor (a guilty). The man is a rectal wrecker.

Kergo's prolapse
Kergo's prolapse

Yeah he is. You better bring the lube with that feller.

kergo
kergo

Hey guys, look at the funny stuff Rob Em has posted!?

LEGEND.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

off to da temple folks, go rangers, have a good weekend.

kergo
kergo

Anyone want the services of my manscaping company this weekend?

KK
KK

Scott?

North Park Security
North Park Security

How mad was Ines Sainz having to kneel during the interview just to keep you in the shot, RW?

Gary
Gary

So many ways to go with this one...

Jb33
Jb33

The JACKASS ate him, sounds like you're all that and maybe the ANTICHRIST!!!!

kergo
kergo

Wow, nice touch pullin' out the antichrist card on a holiday-happy easter? turd. Like my favorite state, Colorado I am a state of mind! Except that gubner doesn't run with a gun, so, I stay hera.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Is kergo now just a state of mind versus an actual person?

kergo
kergo

Ilike that SG, Kergo could be state of mind-yes. Like Dylan music. Or HSt ideals. Yup!

kergo
kergo

Uh oh, don't look now, but, the Redsox have won again! I told ya'll that the Red Sox record would be better than the StRangers, in a matter of weeks. Here they come....you can never rule out the HEART OF A CHAMPION. See, I've never seen anyone win or lose a season on the first week of baseball. That's the way baseball go......and the Kerg's is most familiar with THE BASEBALL.

Ya'll-jumping up and down and declaring "championship" after the first three gamesKergie-Yawnin' and enjoying the bera at the Temple

Notes;-Impossible to hit the Bucky Buckler-Impossible to get Pedi out-Uh no, Jackie Ell has how many homers?-Beckett.-Watch out when Carl starts gettin' hittin'!-Youki for Beltre (upgrade) thanks for taking him from us, for (he he) 16 million-oh boy!

ps-The Redsox nation jumped up and down when ABelt left, they even threw him a "stay away party" with a one way ticket to Rhode Island. Happy Easter rednecks, hillbillies, and tollway d's.

BTW, Went to a Roughriders game last night-very nice. I like Hamburger.

Dollar Dog
Dollar Dog

Lester v. Haren tonight.

Yea, good luck with that one.

Don't look know but the Rays are 8-2 over the last 10 with their Crawford replacement is the talk of the league.

Two more weeks and your sub .500 team might find its third place slot to settle into.

kergo
kergo

Wait, ya'll ACTUALLY read Whitt's End? He he.

Sturm's Bloody Rectum
Sturm's Bloody Rectum

"The media critics comparing you to a MLB player"...Sorry, I call BULLSHIT, name them. Their not comparing professions, they may be comparing a man's wife having a kid, to you being a tool.

RW your such a F'n suck-up to Romo, what gives? Romo being a leader, are you F'n kidding me? Even the GM wants a more Romo friendly locker room, code for this is another overpaid player I have to coddle. I look forward to your weekly QB ratings, Romo in the top ten, laughable.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I think it's funny how you criticize Jon Gruden for being cocky,smarmy, fake, and schticky.You do that shit everyday. Look in the fucking mirror.

I'm taking a self-imposted one week hiatus from the Sportatorium. I'll be around Unfair Park, and I'll have to get my SFBL updates by going to yahoo.

I really, really wish you'd get back to what you used to be good at, you know, writing. This blog isn't writing anymore, it's about prepping for your low ratings radio show and driving traffic here, and I'm kinda done with that. I enjoy coming here more for the posters than the blogger, and when you get to that point, things have gone in the wrong direction.

Another thing I'm really annoyed is you taking Greggo down with you. Just the fact that he's calling people out from this blog means you've infected a once great radio host with your idiocy.

Your radio show is bad. The crew you have is bad. You're a running joke in media.

I truly hope you can resurrect your career as a journalist, that's the Richie Whitt that I used to enjoy reading.

On another note, if you want to respond to me privately, I'm registered with Disqus and I know you can pull our user information. Feel free to reach out to me. Don't be a stranger, I know I am.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Happy lunchtime everyone. How are ya'll on this fine day? Ive got just one question today, why do you, Richie, care so much that Charles Haley is a dick of a human, I mean, you told us that nothing in Colby Lewis' personal life matters, that since you are a Rangers fan you only care what he does as a Ranger, and if thats the case, then you really shouldnt care what Charles Haley did or was bc he damn sure helped the Cowboys win a super bowl, and remember thats all that matters because you cheer for the team. So tell us again, which way is it?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

As if someone not liking Richie is a real accurate barometer that they're a bad person. It'd be quite a bit different if Haley didn't care for Blackie Sherrod or someone universally liked.

Grizzley Man
Grizzley Man

Charles H had a Bi Polar disorder that is now under control.

Me talking to a wall: Let it go RW.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

Isn't Haley the one who called him Richie Shitts? He's still probably sad that he got called out in front of the Cowboys and a bunch of media. According to the Channel 5 thing last night, RW is going to send Colby a "private" message. Pretty weak and pussy-like to make this a national thing, then try to settle it behind closed doors if you ask me

Storm_71
Storm_71

So Chuck Haley is a bad human? Really? Your a pathetic little balding douche and you somehow have a radio show. Big Deal. Haley has 5 super bowl rings you moron. Oh and Gruden is cocky, smarmy, and fake intense? Look in the mirror fucktard.

Fucktard used with any royalties going to the great Mr. Merkin.

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