Whitt's End: 4.15.11

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Whether you've reached the end of your rope or merely the end of your week, welcome to Whitt's End:

*If the Mavericks lose in the first round to the Trail Blazers, Rick Carlisle should be fired. The window propped open by 33-year-old Dirk Nowitzki is closing, and 50-something wins without a hint of even the NBA Western Conference Finals is just not acceptable.

*I recognize that Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton is a five-tool player. I just wish he'd develop a sixth tool: Durability.

*This scene will be played out countless times in the Mavs-Blazers series: Dirk with the ball, double-teamed, passes out of it and the ball lands in the hands of an open Jason Kidd at the 3-point line. What he does at that point will go a long way in determining if the Mavs lose in the first round or the second.

*You know what I think of Dirk, but Mark Cuban says he's a Top 10 player ... of all time? Can't go there with him. Not that far.

*I know I can be an arrogant a-hole, but even I shed a tear at this story. A Lewisville boy is rapidly losing his sight and will soon be totally blind. What would you want to see if you knew your sight was fading? He wanted to see three things -- SpongeBob SquarePants' Atlantis resort in The Bahamas, a redwood forest in California and the Statue of Liberty -- and last weekend one of his dream visions came true. Cool. Very cool. Again, just when we're about to give up there's hope for this cold, cruel world after all.

*With a handicap around 10, I'm not real good at golf. But I've never carded a 16 on a hole. Wow. Congratulations, Kevin Nawww?

*Hot.

*Not.

*The NHL Playoffs are underway. Without the Stars included, my interest level on 1-10 is 0. Yours?

*You can't click on an NFL mock draft these days without seeing the Dallas Cowboys selecting either USC OL Tyron Smith or Nebraska CB Prince Amukamara. Give me defense over offense. Please.

*In the age of the $15 Appletini, I can't believe the 25-cent margarita still exists. It does. Trust me. Yep, a quarter. I had a couple of 'em last night at Gloria's in Frisco. Part of some special that, I think, continues at all locations tonight. I'd double-check for you, but my head hurts too much for intricate research.

*Seems like just last week that the Big 12 was crumbling, doomed to disband. Now -- in the wake of a lucrative new TV deal -- it may be one of the strongest conferences in the country. And let me get this straight: The Big XII has 10 teams, the Big 10 has 12 teams and the Fiesta Bowl is going to be allowed to remain a vital part of the BCS. I got that right?

*I don't love dogs, especially the entitled ones who believe -- even though you provide them a nice, soft doggie bed -- they too should be on the human couch. I rank cats well below them, especially the ones who "meowwwwww" in heat outside my window or leave paw prints on my freshly washed car. But this -- this is disgusting. Still, I don't believe the myth that cruelty to animals is a gateway to cruetly to humans. If so, I would've kicked a couple of my buddies long ago.


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kergo
kergo

no f*cktard responses? this is what methinks:

-Rob Em/Scott is busy at the Walmart checkout stand (busiest day of the week!)-and today is indigent day, where every person with a malady is riding those nasty scooters all over hells half acre.

-Rob Em/Scott was grounded by mom for exhibiting EXTREME subversive sexual behavior. Just think of the crimes! And this guy is the same guy that posts about hetero stuff-REALLY? I THINK we all know where the olive branch went? Tickle tickle- he he!

-It's "Bubba" day at the prison, where every dominant male takes a "GIRLFRIEND".

-The third grade computer is taking a well deserved break.

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Kerg's is taking the Monday to spend time with the Kergie kids, so, good luck with 400 fake Kergo's.......397 of them Rob Em/Scott-he he! Like a wise saged man once "telt" the Kerg's-"ya'll cain't do what I do!". LEGEND.

ps-ya'll be prepared to endure 45 posts about "ham sandwich wallet" or blah blah blahblah blah about some stupid crap!

Kergo Recipe of the day:

Brats soaked in beer! MMMMMMMMMM.

Candi
Candi

Ham sandwich wallet (then snort laughing).

cactusflinthead
cactusflinthead

like i give a shit about random opinions concerning the line up at the Fan. Dirk am not the problem on this team. I hope I am all wrong and they win a series.

ThongNCheese
ThongNCheese

Standings as of this AM:1. The Korean Reliever79.52. ScottsMerkin74.53. Merten's Molestation714. Fandricks67.55. DavyCrockett626. Stupid Bitch587. The Richie Shitt's568. Josh'sbrokenshoulder51.59. Balk You5110. TRDP1s Bloodytacos47.511. Boston Red Sux41.5

candi
candi

My ham wallet is LEGEND!!!

antiarmen
antiarmen

I've think Richie and Gavin would be better together, and Richie could still embrace his RaGE. Greggo still remains their biggest personality, but what do you do with him?! The place where Greggo is the best fit, doesnt want him. Sadly, Im afraid we might be looking at a "Greggo & Kergo" show!

PCW
PCW

the fake kergos are out of control. i think there are like 10 of them now.

great comments on this post, some of the best in a long time. i laughed my way all the way down reading all of them.

Kergo
Kergo

Dear Scott/dr. g. /Rob Em/fake Kergo's, Thanks for making me LEGEND.......I am even being mentioned on the radio now! See, ya'll "cain't" do what I do.

Kergie out!

ps-thinking about heading to Colorado Bend, or, Enchanted Rock/Perdaneles.

mcgruff
mcgruff

So, Richie, do you equate torture and murdering dogs or cats to whatever insecurities you have when you take out some aggression on one with a kick or whatever? You're a douche, but there's an extreme difference between the two.

Maybe next time you write a pandering piece about Michael Vick and Richard Hunter you can mention your own feelings about dogs and the time you laughed on air about throwing one of your own over a fence in front of your horrified wife. Of course, you probably still find that funny. You're a phony and a douche, Whitt.

kergo
kergo

From now on if any of the fake kergos hurt my feelings I am going to flag their comments, and if anyone else sleeps witth my wife I am going to cry about it.

Just kidding. Won't cry about it. She's a brown bag special.

kergo
kergo

BREAKING NEWS: Starting in May RAGE will become the Richard Hunter and Gavin Dawson Extravaganza.

Greggo's weekend coke binge
Greggo's weekend coke binge

Wow. What did one of the many kergos post that was flagged for review? It must have been pretty bad.

jbl33
jbl33

Well I suppose YOU pissed Rusty off about sliding for fly balls and getting hurt and that's Joshs future, what a TURD you are, let Greggo get a viable partner before you bring the whole show down!!!!!!

Rooster
Rooster

now i know why RW doesn't comment anymore. a bunch of kids commenting when their parents are in the other room.

Carl Ferrer Jr.
Carl Ferrer Jr.

I love how all you fucktards bitch about how bad RW sucks, but you continue to read and post every week. Pansie ass no life having fucktards!

kergo
kergo

Hey richie I'm talking to fake names that I created and talking to myself under my real name but pretending my real name is being used someone else as a fake name.

You can jump on top of me and help out if you want. My wife says you're a lot of fun. Don't be a stranger!

Dmkergo
Dmkergo

oh, hey Scott?Rob.....pretty funny stuff? how do you keep the gerbils from falling out?

Dmkergo
Dmkergo

What? dude, you gotta run the tractor in, like, 3 hours-sober up!? BTW, What is the best herb to put in a north facing garden that see's a bit of heavy traffic? I was thinking Rosemary, it's seems real durable and great to give a dish a bit of "life".

OK.

Damn California toilets.........I just had a six flusher that got stuck on the landing. I like the old American Standards that could take the paint off a shed! So I'm like plungin', and pushin' and wranglin' this BIG Owe mother, and I "caint' get her down.........so, I'm like sheessshhh, and I throw some rocks in the TERLIT like an aged sage once taught me-guess what? SUCCESS. Winning! I'll be danged if that Texas City Monster didn't pass. Welp, back to the drawing board:

It's 3 AM and I'm mixing up the hotest, soul twistin' Ju(a)mbalaya I can create...........THE RECIPE:

Budweiser-ok, now drink. Ahhhh old reliable Bud! Miller tastes like vermin pee and Coors Lite tastes like the Rockies with acid rain. Shiner works!

Step 2: Drink another Bud-it's Sunday and unless you are CFlinthead, you can sllep in and go to brunch around noon.

Step 3: Think of a great Texas memory-like the Comal or that time you saw that bear north of Paris/Lamar County.

Step 4: Bera-uuuhhhhmmmmmm!

The rest of the Steps:-lightly brown garlic-add precooked rice -add one full beer-two cans of black beans-two tablespoons of vinegar-add several dashes of Tabasco (Kerg's prefers Chipotle flavor)-parm-7 spice -diced jalapeno's-crushed red pepper......and serve with chips or fresh baked biscuits.

AND, just remember one thing as you are dozing off.......THEY "CAIN'T" DO WHAT I DO!

Thank you for making me LEGEND.

Let's Review:

-Kergie, making a cranium blasting 7 alarm dish at 3:20 AM.-Rob Em, he's got pee pee wet Super Man jammies and dreaming of Dungeons and Dragons.-Haters, sleeping in the cradling arms of Bubba, his cell mate, while weeping and thinking of Kerg's making a great 7 alarm dish.-That guy that likes to post stupid comments about peoples wives? His lover Larry just left and he's fittin' to go on a massive cat murdering spree. I can see him now, first he's gotta post about "doing" someone's wife (ha hahhh hahha-f*cktard!)......and he has never known the supple touch of a woman, so he posts banal crap on a 3rd rate website. Then only HE laughs at his post......and that laugh turns into a frenzy as he puts on his wood shop glasses, puts on his overalls, and wipes all the extra spit out of his mouth that he has collected since 11:30. Success? Nope-Serial killer!

Just remember.......................................................................................................................................................LEGEEEEEEEENND!

ps-Bobby Orr-greatest hockey player EVER. Bosox-98-64. Patriots-13-3. If they play. Arkansas:

-Go to the Ark/OK border and drive Talimena Drive-it is awesome (2000 ft+, black bears, etc.).

Kergie out! (oh shizzle, my biscuits is burnin'!)

Kergo
Kergo

"Greggo and Kergo"-sounds like a plan! I could talk about traveling, and he could talk about Greggo stuff. In this triple dip recession, I'd take the cash. We could do remotes at the Guadalupe, or Padre Island NS, and I could cook my chicken parm on the air.

BTW, fake kergo's, THANKS FOR MAKING ME LEGEND

kergo
kergo

At this rate I will be as much of a LEGEND as my wifes snatch.

Josh's broken shoulder
Josh's broken shoulder

We get away with pretty much everything up in here..sooo..fakekerg/robem/scott must of said something Ron Warsh dark.

Rob Em
Rob Em

I said Kergo is greatness1

kergo
kergo

Not just a turd, a flaccid turd. His time is coming. Henson and Jagger are gone, leaving Richie as the biggest douche on the air. You hear those mariachis playing? That's the sound of the latinos a-comin' to take over the station. Format will be changed before the football season starts...if it does.

Boy can you imagine how much piss is going to be unloaded her e on this blog when the fan is officially the failed. Richie will straight up drown in a golden shower.

The grave is already dug.

MoronDog
MoronDog

Seriously? Someone here reverted to the oldest insult on the internet? Wow. If all you have is "kid playing while parents are away" then please spare us.

Kergo
Kergo

Rooster? Is that you?......"talking to yourself is looney tunes!"

kergo
kergo

Silly question...did you finish high school?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

We also read Unfair Park and the other blogs, dingus. Since Richie half-asses the blog, we entertain ourselves on here. And please, come with better insults next time. That was as weak as Mark Lowe on Wednesday.

Wayne in Trinity County
Wayne in Trinity County

I love Kerg's! And boy howdy, that child that posts crap about peoples wives; he better hope momma don't fine out. My guess is he lives in a trailer and is a serious meth user. Probably kilt his momma, and stole the five dollar out of her wallet. or, lives in pentatentiary. i nowed this guy that always talked bout "doin" girls and come to find out, after 6 beers he starta cryin' and admit he never even kissed a girl, let alone get busy. it always be the boasters that have "nottin" to say.

Kergo
Kergo

No problem Kergo, we can't come up with our own stuff, so we use your "genius" .

Kergo
Kergo

Viva la Kergo!

Greggo's relapse
Greggo's relapse

I am guessing the comments section will be disabled if/when that happens. My money is on Richie getting fired before CBS changes formats. If I had to guess I would say that Richie gets fired if/when Greggo relapses and causes RAGE to impload. Although they could just move Gavin into the spot and still have RAGE.

PS Richie is still digging it deeper. He averages 2 feet a day.

Kergo
Kergo

ya'll like this? well good! I ain't stoppin'

Kergo
Kergo

ya'll be making me KING-thanks!

Dmkergo
Dmkergo

Thank you Wayne. My guess is:

-Rob Em is now completely soaked in his man diaper-The man that you stated above (meth user) is now mainlining dirt into his eyeballs-Me, eating a nice Louisiana styled dish

BTW, I hate Louisiana and the mid south, it is dirty, corrupt, and I am afraid to drive through those crappy states (Lou, Miss, Ala, Flo)

Kergo
Kergo

Well Kergs, that genius wit of THE has transformed this website from a third rate blog, to a palatable cornucopia of food, traveling and the expression of life. If it weren't for you, we'd still be reading some mundane drivel from some loser in an office, or Barney the dockworker, posting about crap we already know about:

-yeah, Dirk is good-Rangers need good pitching -Mav's=Soft.....and blah blah blah blah!

Kergo
Kergo

The fake kergo's don't bother me one wit, heck, my name is more associated with this blog than Richie's. Actually, last time I checked, my name was the third most used word on the whole D.O. website; behind "it" and "and"..............THANKS FOR MAKING ME LEGEND.

ps-Publishers take note, maybe a book deal for the Kerg's?

Rob Em
Rob Em

who wants to mmet me at Lee Park in 20 minutes?

Kergo
Kergo

Kergo is the greatest!

Kergo
Kergo

This is much more fun than extending he olive branch....I'm back!

Kergo
Kergo

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