Tony Stewart at Texas Motor Speedway: Oops. And, Surprise, I Had Nothing to Do With It

• 90% of you arrogant fucks from Dallas come on here and try to make this blog all about you! lot of reasons why I left that fake ass city but mostly you fake ass people! get a real life d-bags

• Bitter? Hardly. This is generally an awful blog whose writer bashes his readers on air. The dumbass comments make me laugh, which is why I come here everyday. Nothing worth getting bitter about. You can assume that I was bashing him for the handwriting all you want, but you're wrong.

• Richie?

• Not taking sides sirs, but I likey his team/screen name...only wish I had of thought of using it for my team. And I also wish my team was performing like either of y'alls....dang research and stuff...kicks can..

• I thought y'all were getting into a conspiracy theory, but upon further inspection..something is screwy with the bottom of the pic...like a little bit was cut off or something.

• Re-read your 2nd sentence jackwagon...and try doing the same.

• My name is not bashing him. He told us a story about Charles Hailey calling him Richie Shitt, so I just used that. Don't be bitter that I call you out on your shit. Like I said before, make fun of RW all you want but be good at it.

• No.

• I wasn't making fun of him about it. He has a sloppy signature, that's all I was getting at. If I were to make fun of him about it, I would've said "You're short enough to be confused with a 5th grader and your handwriting might convince people that you are in grade school". If you want to nitpick about it, what's up with your screen name? That's pretty much bashing him. Hypocrite.

• I have a fake poster!!! Is this what being a celebrity feels like?

• I never said you crossed the line...just that it was a lame thing to make fun of him about. Your goal everyday is to get on here and bash RW. Although it's really pathetic, atleast be good at it when you do it. That's all I'm saying.

• I'm a little surprised he isn't wearing jeans with holes to go along with his backwards hat.

• Why do you care? Worry about your self and you would be a lot cooler.

• It looks like the whole photo was put into paint or something, none of the the lines on the car or decals are smooth. Not sure why it was edited but it sure doesnt look like it was uploaded straight from a camera into this post

• Scruffy is dead.

• Looks like you had a good time there little douchy!

• Look at the bottom of the picture. Was the photo doctored to make him look taller? Just look at the fender and Goodyear tire, they don't line up.

• I never thought anyone would use Richie and straight in the same sentence.

• His mom made him bring three Dallas phone books with him.

• Isn't the primary function of a baseball hat to block sun from your eyes? Thus it should point forward where your eyes are. I'd figure RW more for a straight brim/with sticker still on the bottom of the brim, kicked kind of sideways like Sabathia or (insert favorite rapper name here).

• I never have understood the fascination with the backwards cap with white guys who should be old enough to know how stupid it looks

• HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!

• The real kergo will no longer be posting. I blistered his ass with karate. It's gonna be all me from now on.

• On his team's radio he blared: "Sorry boys, I fucked us again." Isn't this what you tell Greggo and the rest of the crew after you go off the air each day?

• Welp, you got me. I made a casual observation that crossed the line. RW, I apologize for my uncouth remark. Happy now, Richie Shitts?

• dude, you are going to kick him in the nuts for the way he signs his name? who gives a shit. you are trying too hard to come up with things to bash him about now.

• Pretty cool that you got to do that. I'm not into Nascar at all but I'd jump at that chance. You guys are some dogpiling sonsabitches.

• Would he be able to see over the steering wheel?

• Because I'm weird, I wish you weren't wearing a hat. I want to see what your hair looks like a couple of months after the surgery. Seriously. I hate NASCAR, but pouring Coke for traction is pretty smart. Why are you pulling your pit pass to side? If I were at my drunkest, two seconds from passing out, I could sign my name better than you signed yours.

• NASCAR - meh. On a semi-related note, great article this week on TMS. In a place where we normally just kick you in the balls, you deserved some props.

• My two OBSERVERations: #1: Put your hat on right dude, you're not 12..although because of your height, you are probably mistaken as a prepubescent. #2: Bet RW's panties started flying all over the place when he heard "Sorry boys, I fucked us again."

• Pretty sweet night that you got to have. So do you respect Nascar as a sport more than you did before?

• Why is there a Hobbit in front of Tony Stewarts car?

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