Vick = Cover of Madden 2012? Today at 3, Video Games Go to the Dogs.

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Now that the ridiculous birthers have their precious document, what to do with their time-wasting energy?

 

UPDATE: What. The. What?! Dawg Pound over Dog Killer.  

Maybe aim their misguided anger at the video gaming industry, because at 3 this afternoon I suspect Michael Vick will be unveiled as the cover boy on one of America's most popular games. In a shocking final, it's Vick vs. Cleveland Browns running back Peyton Hillis for the right to be on the cover of Madden 2012.


It's all by fan voting, so we have no one but ourselves to criticize when/if Vick graces the cover. Honestly, I lost interest when Vick beat Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware in the first round. I am a little surprised Christians didn't pray Tim Tebow into the final.

Now I'm wondering how Hillis got this far. Wondering how Vick will be welcomed by Madden and his legion of clients. And wondering how many geeks will be denied their favorite game because Mom will take one look at the cover and scream, "Get that trash outta my house!"


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Faizan Raza
Faizan Raza

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SHEMARVANDECRUIZE
SHEMARVANDECRUIZE

who the hill is this cat never heard of this bitch and for the people who voted for hem is a bitch all yall doing is hating cauz vick dont play 4 your got dame team you want to no why he do not play for your team cauz your team is got dame SORRY.

GO E.A.G.L.ES

Sybil's beaver
Sybil's beaver

Somone got some overspray on me, can't remember who...off to get my morning after pill

China14
China14

Herro, I a yeoman farma from Laos, me terra (tell) ma kids dada canna (Cain't) shina no turda......me NO likey giy who on blogg and be mean to people mama-die shit! Stupid joke about sex is cause mom have a bad bad man sex wit visting pepo (people), causing me to take over marginal blog, and spara (spare) ebuyone to death with comment methink funny. Ok, now, die shit. We haba sayin' in soutes (southeast) asia, man who talk about talk we already know (ala redundant sports shit), pice of SHIT. Yo are shit, me cleany shit!_________________

A wise, saged philosopher once published this now famous blog entry:

Now that everything has calmed down in here, and the "fake kerg's" has been put to bed/locked in his prison cell, does anyone else detect any homosexual rage? Just Sayin'. If I were hated that much (as judged by comments today), I'd maybe, ask for help? Man, to step out over the line like that calling out someone's mom-really? Dude, get some help! Stuff won't get better from this point on unless you work on "improving" yourself as a man/human. See, you won't start engaging females unless you STOP being a vulgar boy. A BOY.

_________________

BTW, this is better than fightin', it gives the artist more free reign to noodle with the idea's.......thanks Rob M/Scott/Terrence the Gay Bike Guy/Ed "ballrest" Whitehurst/fake kerg's........thanks for making a LEGEND-keep it coming you flaccid, peanut ridden turd. With corn in it. He he.

Kergie out?

A 'best of" for the master....where ever he may be-It's dated 8/2010:

WTH? Sheesh Craig.....ummmm, Oswalt played in the outfield tonight!?

I'm working on a new character to replace "Coulton the MMA Doucher", who has the been the Rich Harden of my arsenal-very disapointing. The fellers name is "Sporty" the sportatorium monkey, a mascot that has ruined bread isles from Winnie to Mentone, from Alpine to New Boston....a creature so fierce and flacid he could make a divorced 50 year old guy with the sleeves cut off his t-shirt on a Harley crumble, his wit and cunning so sharp, he could make a librarian quiver in silent and anxious pain.

So, basically what he does is just destroy the bread isles of local merchants. When they chase him, he becomes enraged and his mind becomes engourged with the fits and a fury of one thousand fiery steeds on a foggy, battle laden steppe. Any suggestions?

ps-I could just take the low road and make the mascot some waitress at Dukes that smokes, has two kids and brings Richie "man sized beers"...all the while cackling, blabbing and looking for hubby #3. Go Garland. Go HEB! Go party cove with your dirty lake, 100 degree water and littered shores; hey, who wants a Natty Light and an STD. Picture it now: Now at Lake Lewisville or Hubbard, get your man sized bargain basement canned beer with a new, festering STD! AND, you can hang out with a 20 something douchebag that drives an 84 Chevy, replete with windows that don't roll up and sleeps on his mom's couch. FANCY.

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I will repost this tomorrow on my masters whim, wit and fury-along with a list of greatest Psychedelic songs of all time-early hint:

-World of Pain? -No Rain?-WHITE RABBIT!!!!!!!???? Into the foxhole I go..........this has to be much better than fighting w/Fake Kerg's, and takes up about 5 less hours a day. And, guess what, my master has about 400 postings for "best of". Enjoy? He he.

Kergo is a state of mind.

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On a grand note-The BRUINS WON! THE BRUINS WON-YEEEEEEEEEAAAAH! Damn Habs.

If I were from Boston, not Laos, I would say, why are things from Boston so great? A list:

Dave Cowens, Havlicek, tiny arch, birdy, esposito, Terry O, Yaz, Lynn, Fisk, and about 1000 other names from the past 40 years, Welker, Brady, etc. GO BOSTON.

Rob Em
Rob Em

Oh, and don't forget Boston Jesus-Bobby Orr! He scored a 146 points as a defenseman? Go Kergie. We love you're writing; it fills us with the fire of one thousand sun(s), emblazoned with the passion and willing of a nimble, subtle wit.

More "best of". LEGEND.

Sturm's Bloody Rectum
Sturm's Bloody Rectum

josh and elf 11-3pmmike bacsik, greggo, and jimmy the saint 3-7pm

RW 2am-3am, the $30,000yr fashion show. Specialized talk in: How to pull off the backwards wearing hat.The earing and how to play that into free drinks at Chili's.How to fade/make hole's in 501's and make them look like $200 jeans. How to rock the hyundai accent, and where to place the undercarriage neon.

shazam!
shazam!

kudos on your name alone..

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Scattershooting while wondering what ever happened to the 3rd Running back behind McFadden and Felix Jones at Arkansas, oh thats right, on the cover of Madden bitches

Sybil's beaver
Sybil's beaver

sybil jut lost all sports cred,you've never sen peyton hillis before, holy fuck, pay attention, oh yeah he's not a radio spare, and armin, you don't have the balls to drop a bag of poop in his truck pussy

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

She had sports cred?

I'm pretty sure the only cred she had was in the drunken hillbilly laughing contest.

Greggo deserves better
Greggo deserves better

I think she has more than Armin. How big of a pussy is Armin that he can't get an extension ladder and move the cord himself? If you own a home how do you not have a ladder or know how to use own?

Tur7
Tur7

LEGEND!!!

Been47
Been47

ohYEAH (loud thundering music)......kergie OUT?

ps-you "cain't" do what he does. but you can write plenty of stupid CRAP that makes us want to dip yer feet in cement, fake kerg's.

Watch:I saw yaw momma at the park yestaday, and she love ebyone, funny? Ha ha. Blah blah bla, insert randon sex joke, and Richie joke (then the gun goes off!)-yeeey!

Been47
Been47

Who LEGEND?

As promised yesterday, enjoy (9/6/10)!:__________________________

Why don't you just let me take over this blog? Hmmm? I'm like the overnight/weekend board operator already.

-I've been real busy with work as of late(it's not easy being a security guard at the dump), so, I was relegated to taking my kayak to the pristine waters of clear, cool Lake Lewisville. Pull in. Disengage my whole antiquated tie down system (a series of pullies, rope and bungee cords...that has amazed and terrorized travelers from Maine to Mexico. Nothing better than going 80 and your singing, and you look over and you see some older gent with coke bottle glasses that resembles Porky the Pig, and he is honking and pointing at the riggin', while Mabel is fast asleep dreaming of Paula Dean recipes). Secure the MP3 player and lifevest (don't normally wear one, but, since it's death's lake-yup!). I look over and this Mexican gentlemen is CHUGGING a 40 like he's on fire; pan to the right and some doucher 20 somefin (he he) is talking up some ole 40+ lonely broad with his tat's, backward hat and Garland moxie.......I look to my left and I see that GLORIOUS lake, with her fine shimmering waters. Hop in. Utilize the wooden oar to salute my forefathers-and go. I packed it up after 20 minutes of bee's, mosquitos and looking at what appeared to be "southoftheborderfest"-a weird amalgamation of drooping diapers, kids wading in neck deep water(without supervision, while the parents grilled and drank), and a grassy lawn that looked a war laden Sarajevo in the 90's....replete with fast food containers, beer cans and chicken bones. Ahhhhh Memorial Day weekend in North Texas! We should, maybe, ummm, salute those folks that have fought and helped to keep this country free.

-We should remember today what has been handed to us; the gift of a great nation that provides for all, without bias, that has illuminated countless dreams. A dream that holds forth a promise that every generation will prosper and fight for her, her will and testament being her people- and her vigorous ideals.

Good day.

____________________posted by some randon guy in Rockwall.

shazam!
shazam!

ah jeeez, could you blow just a little bit harder?

Kergo
Kergo

Mishon and Rooster just got bashed by Richie and Greggo. I think instead of being crybabies Mishon and Rooster should embrace their RAGE.

Rooster
Rooster

Bummer. I didn't get to hear it. Anyway:

Dear Richie and Greggo,

I'm sorry if you both are butt hurt I frequently point out you two have run out of ideas. Please forgive me.

Please feel free to have Colby Lewis Missed a Start segment #243.

Hugs and kisses,

Rooster

kergo
kergo

Kergo and Kergo just got bashed by Richie and Greggo! I think we should both embrace our RAGE. LEGEND!!!

Rob Em
Rob Em

that's weird, no kergo is now observed here-kergo is done, fake kerg's-bye!

Rob Em
Rob Em

scott?

Rob Em
Rob Em

sailor or seaman....I'll take both!

Rob Em
Rob Em

my ass that RW just plowed?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Rooster posts only occasionally and Mishon was one of Richie's biggest defenders for awhile. How shitty is the show they can't even get insults right?

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Hey I wonder who is going to write the article about Oswalt being a bitch for leaving to check on his wife and kids? I cant wait for some philly blogger to rip him, oh thats right and fuckheady as they are not even one of them would write such crap.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/...

Kergo
Kergo

Watch out there Merkin.He's watching us,he's always watching us....

Greggo deserves better
Greggo deserves better

I could picture a middle aged guy with hairplugs,ripped jeans and an earring doing exactly that while wearing his cap backwards. Any guesses?

Greggo deserves better
Greggo deserves better

What is going on at the Fan? Richie and Greggo are bashing listeners again. Are they aiming for zero listeners? I am enjoying the fan texts bashing Richie but why can't they take the Arnie Spanier approach and embrace it instead of getting butthurt?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Arnie and Greggo could make for a pretty good show together. Whitt is to the Fan what Sean Avery was to the Stars--way too big a mouth and distraction for the lack of performance.

fly on the wall
fly on the wall

their show is coming to an end due to piss poor ratings.

sean salisbury, kevin scott, ben and skin, mike rodriguez & gregg henson ALL started bashin callers/texters during their last couple of weeks after they were notified they were getting canceled.

richie will soon join henson in ft wayne

Rooster
Rooster

"I am a little surprised Christians didn't pray Tim Tebow into the final."

Oh well, he's back to bashing Christians, but at least he finally let the Colby Lewis thing rest for awhile.

"And wondering how many geeks will be denied their favorite game because mom will take one look at the cover and scream."

Ask BDH.

kergo's real arse
kergo's real arse

You Christians are so thin-skinned nowadays.Charles Martel who? "Look it up!" No.no.no.Frenchy.Only the finest Freedom Fries for me buddy!

Rooster
Rooster

Who said I was Christain? My comment is about him doing the same schtick over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.

Sturm's Bloody Rectum
Sturm's Bloody Rectum

I googled Richie Whitt hair plugs, at #3710 hits, has surpassed the search of Richie Whitt Douche, at #3130 hits, bravo RW, you made it.

Fred Phelps
Fred Phelps

richie whitt has contacted me requesting to join my westboro baptist church.

too bad we don't like gays, especially gay midgets!

Richie's Failed Life
Richie's Failed Life

Hillis is a devout christian who falls to his knees and raises his arms to the heavens after every touchdown.

way to pay attention to the NFL, midget.

PPM Don't Lie
PPM Don't Lie

the christians prayed peyton hillis in, the ratings relegated you into obscurity

Duncanville93
Duncanville93

Damn! I haven't seen Richie get a verbal ass kicking like this in quite sometime

Hootie
Hootie

lmao!

so the reset-happy shareef abdul wahad, chuck cooperstein sound-a-like sans the sportsbrain and the worst person on air since jen engel to broadcast the draft???

yeah, that bruce gilbert is a genius!

they wouldve been better off to cut to network as NO ONE will be listening.then again it may be canceled ala Tardline @ the Masters

Phil Shon
Phil Shon

Its time to unfollow the Dallas Observer from my twitter stream, b/c this guy is a dumbass

Philippe Pinel
Philippe Pinel

ill-fated attempts to become famous by sensationalizing stories got him fired from dallas morning news & the star-telegram.

look folks, he's trying his lil leprechaun ass off to do anything for ratings.he thinks being pseudo controversial will succeed in a spike in ratings.its called delusions of grandeur.

i went to the Richard Hunter School of Psychiatry and i approve this message

shazam!
shazam!

well, i went to the daniel balis school of psychiatry, and it got my best friend a bullet hole in the forehead...

GreggoNeedsHelp.com
GreggoNeedsHelp.com

3 things:

A) - your friend, you now the guy who follows your show, is a 35 y/o "geek"

B) - i'm sure that same friend appreciates having such a ratings winner as a lead in for his show

C) - you bring Vick up every month and from what i see every month your show is getting below a 2 share

get new content, midgey whitt!!!

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