The Worst Mavs-Blazers Game 1 Recap in the History of the NBA, Videos and ... Girls?

Couple things here:

*Never give the losing score first, even if it's your team's score.

*With "like three minutes to go" the Mavs led 77-74, courtesy of two Dirk Nowitzki free throws.

*Mark Cuban, at least when I saw him, wasn't wearing a muscle shirt. But, yeah, he kinda was screaming like he'd won the championship.

*She's right, 2 of 16 on 3-pointers is "absurd." I doubt, however, that the Blazers "always fucking do that."

*I do agree that if Portland doesn't win Game 2 on Tuesday it won't win the series. Keen insight.

*Sleep peacefully, Linda Cohn. Your job's in zero jeopardy.

*Sandra Bullock should get a substantially hotter, preferably louder sidekick for future Blazers post-game videos.


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kergo
kergo

Mavs talk again? Dirk talk again? The only big German I want to talk about is in a recipe for a fat mouth-watering brat.

kergo
kergo

ahhhh finally a fake kergo with a gay twist....Imagine that? OK, back to the loadig dock.

Kris121
Kris121

I call gay on the "fake kergo", only a repressed homo talks about that crap.

kergo
kergo

I never embrace my my rage-too lame! I embrace Cirque de Ticket. I embrace engaging my family, uuuuhmm, traveling, REdsox, etc.

ps-larry in Frisco is funny.

Kris121
Kris121

Weird, I have the same IP address as Larry in Frisco and kergo. All three of us like to get together on weekday afternoons and embrace our rage.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Is it worse than the Cowboys' official station's pregame show?

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

give up post? very underwhelming. the brunette is hot, but she's going to make the dude that marries her miserable.

Greg
Greg

Where did Richie and Greggo get those wigs?

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

OMG, I came away from that wanting to shove my dong in her mouth to shut her up

McDoom
McDoom

A top 10 list, a hacktastic writeup of a non-story and firing boulders from a cannon in his glass house, in re: post #3. This has been the most Sportatorium-y day here in awhile. All we're missing is radio ratings talk and a fantasy baseball update from TRDP1.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I worked from home this morning, my post will be in the Rangers thread if noone else has done it yet.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

I'm in 3rd place in the fantasy baseball league.

Judge_Softy
Judge_Softy

I think I might have caught Chlamydia just watching that video.

kergo
kergo

MEH...are the Stars still playing?

kergo
kergo

Are the Stars playing? What's happening in the NBA playoffs? What about the Rangers in their recent slump?

You can find out by embracing your RAGE right now on 105.3 The Fan.

Mishon
Mishon

You almost did it RW! You almost put a question mark in all 3 of your headlines today. If it wasn't for your 10 OBSERVERations of the Mavs game, you could have done it!

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

I only watched the first 20 seconds and, without a doubt, think they'd have better ratings than RAGE.

Mishon
Mishon

I couldn't get past the first minute...the background noise was too much.

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