Martellus Bennett Ruins Texas A&M's One Shining Moment

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Danielle Adams: Charlotte Barkley?
And you thought I was actually going to blab about women's basketball? Okay, here goes:

Texas A&M beat Notre Dame for the National Championship last night.

Love coach Gary Blair, who cut his coaching teeth at South Oak Cliff High School. But, let's be honest, their star player -- Danielle Adams -- is a tad un-svelte. I doubt she can jump over Charlie Sheen's flattened reputation.

Charlotte Barkley. How's that?  

Adams may have bullied her way to 30 points against the Irish, but she wouldn't even get a shot off against the random 40-somethings playing during lunch down at Lifetime Fitness.

In a semi-related story, Martellus Bennett is an Aggie who should shut his mouth.

Bennett, who has done zilch with his immense talent in three season with the Cowboys, decided yesterday would be a good time to praise backup quarterback Jon Kitna and prod the team to open up the competition when -- OK, if -- there is a 2011 season.

Said Bennett: "I hope there's a chance for a quarterback competition this year. Every position, I think we need to put more competition into it."

I don't necessarily disagree with Bennett's notion that positions should be open entering training camp this summer. On a 6-10 team that monumenetally underachieved, there are no bad ideas. But those decisions -- those declarations -- need to come from head coach Jason Garrett, not this clown.

In light of Bennett's zero touchdowns the last two seasons, one thing's for sure: Jason Witten's job isn't in danger.

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Chriscarp11
Chriscarp11

who cares about chick basketball....that big one looks like a man tho

Jared
Jared

When they enter training camp this summer, there should be open competition at positions, but one will definitely be filled....1st String Douche - Martellus Bennett 2nd String Douche - MaRtY B 3rd String Douche - Dallas Cowboys #80. Lets face it, the only Aggie who needs to be on the active roster is Stephen McGee, and even he should just shut up and perform. Martellus is a bust, a distraction, and his initials even fit here....Martellus Demond Bennett..MDB...Major Douche Bag....

Jared Holt
Jared Holt

When they enter training camp this summer, there should be open competition at positions, but one will definitely be filled....1st String Douche - Martellus Bennett 2nd String Douche - MaRtY B 3rd String Douche - Dallas Cowboys #80. Lets face it, the only Aggie who needs to be on the active roster is Stephen McGee, and even he should just shut up and perform. Martellus is a bust, a distraction, and his initials even fit here....Martellus Demond Bennett..MDB...Major Douche Bag....

ThongNCheese
ThongNCheese

Meh.

Anyone have a good recipe for dinner?

Kerg's Vacay Fill In
Kerg's Vacay Fill In

Chili's or Jakes on Parker Road/Plano....get the Flamin' Rooster w/Sweet Potato Fries-mmmmmmmm! Who cares if A+M won a WOMANS college basket ball title? MEH; well atleast that school DID SOMETHING......other than cattle!

colton the mma doucher
colton the mma doucher

whats wrong with being a tollway rat? hot bitches be up hear! what's wrong with being an indie hipster? tight jeans are in bro, so are tat's, crooked hats and body piercings. being a north dallas douchebad is a full time job-bra! welp, back to the loading dock.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Richie's in Allen. Even those of us douchers living a stone's throw from the Tollway make fun of people who think they're cool living in Allen.

Substitute Kerg, while the guys are annoying, the girls are always worth looking at because they're no deeper than maintaining their ass until they pop out the kiddies and trying to figure out what designer purse they want next.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Chili's or a Jake's that looks 15 years overdue for a good cleaning? At least go to Kenny's Burger Joint at 121 and Legacy. That's a tasty burger.

Kerg's Vacay Fill In
Kerg's Vacay Fill In

Too many yuppies/indie hipsters and tollway assholes, besides dives always have the best food. I don't want to listen to some guy rattlin' about his car, or bangin' chicks, vistin' his kids and blah blah blah; meanwhile he makes like $25,000 grand drives a used Kia, is fat, and hasn't seen a P since his mom ejected him. He he.

Longhorn Fan
Longhorn Fan

As bad as the Men's game was, I wouldn't bet against either of the Women's teams in a match-up. I would bet heavily against your 40 something group at the club if they played against these girls.

Simile Cyrus
Simile Cyrus

marty b is just like richie and the fail.

on a team with 2 superior TEs (jason witten & john phillips), its the inferior 3rd guy who salivates for an open mic the way a fat girl does gravy

same goes for the dick whitt and the fail.

in a town with 2 superior sports talk stations, its richie who runs to an open mic like a drunk korean @ a karoake bar.

bar stool
bar stool

2 things for u richard whitt:

#1 - your sorry excuse for a sports station broadcasted that game

#2 - i saw you drag home a hog similar to that many a night

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

another great programming idea basically. Noone gives 2 shits about the NIT and women's college basketball. I would LOVE to see the numbers for those games. If they surpass what's normally on at that time(Gavin/Arnie) then those poor guys need to find another home.

PPM Don't Lie
PPM Don't Lie

Gavin doesnt have a chance considering the Tardline and their massive 1.3 lead in.

you know gavin & gregg have to be pissed.when they were on pm drive they flirted with a 3 from time to time but averaged around a 2.7.

meanwhile, the very next month after taking over for gavin & gregg, the Tardline slashed those #s in half as if they were some cheap furniture store.they have averaged a 1.4.

rangers baseball provided a huge bump, yes. however, not getting a 2 during that time slot and with 100k watts of flamethrowing ability is embarrassing.hell, jagger's morning show was getting better #s.

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

She might not be able to jump over Sheen's flattened reputation, but she could still jump over you.

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Marty and Dez should go on a comedy club tour, seeing how they're both going to be itching for money and attention the longer the lockout goes on. Marty's set can't be less funny than Charlie Sheen's show reportedly was. Especially if he just speaks his mind, which apparently has a spinning wheel where the hamster already fell off.

All you need to know about Jerry's failure as a GM is that he could've traded that waste of a roster spot to Cincy for at least a 2nd round pick. But no, we get stuck with Captain Brainfart and his nuggets of wisdom. Dirty's right, he was destined for 3 targets all season if Phillips hadn't gotten hurt.

And if it takes you three seasons to prove immense talent, does that mean you ever had immense talent in the first place?

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

RW, thanks for being brave and saying what we all think about women's basketball. The state winner of just about every division of boys hs basketball could beat either of those teams. edit: another thing, what the f was that coach doing using up all his timeouts? College bball games drive me crazy. The last two minutes take longer than 10 minutes of regular gameplay. If I've been on the bench all game, and my coach wants to put me in with 4 seconds left, he's not doing me a favor. He's doing what all kids sports do these days with participatory trophies. What a fail.

As far as "Marty B" goes, has anyone underachieved more than this guy? Open up competition for every position? He might want to talk to Kitna. I doubt JK would play again if he knew he'd be starting more than 1 game a season, he's happy with his role. As far as Marty B's position goes, he would have been 3rd string if Phillips wouldn't have gotten hurt. All I can say is, what the what.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Isnt that Dirks Ex-Fiance? I thought she was in jail

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