Psst, Over Here. It's the Perfectly - Painless? - Excuse to Watch Some March Madness Today

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If St. Patrick's Day wasn't a good enough excuse to let the boss man cut you loose early to go drinking, perhaps you should consider a vasectomy.

That's right, you heard me.

Dallas urologist Dr. Mitch Moskowitz is offering his version of March Madness, in the form of a vasectomy complete with doctor's orders to stay home, lay on the couch and watch basketball. With, of course, a bag of frozen peas on your crotch.

As part of his "Sport Snip" special, Dr. Mitch will throw in a gift card for pizza, wings, sports snacks, beverages and even a bracket. If you need pointers - on the games that is - feel free to use my cheat sheet.

And, for those of you cringing, there is no scalpel involved. Just a 15-minute out-patient procedure.

"Scheduling the procedure to coincide with our favorite college basketball madness makes perfect sense," says Dr. Moskowitz, a member of Dallas Urology Associates who has performed more than 1,000 similar procedures over the last 15 years. "The vasectomy is a simple, safe procedure, and while it is practically painless, discomfort and minor soreness for a few days afterward is common. The more you move around, the higher your chances for increased discomfort and swelling. The best thing you can do is keep the area in question on ice - stay in a reclined position with a bag of frozen peas and keep your mind distracted."

Let me know how it turns out.


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11 comments
Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

If there's one thing RW knows about; it's dicks. Best article of the week lil sporty guy, rubs his head ..then stuffs him in a locker..What's that? Bullying isn't kosher anymore? Have y'all seen the Douchetasticness I just stuffed in the locker!

Davy Crockett
Davy Crockett

I'll call my boss and tell him I have the runs before I let a doctor fumble around with my balls.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

Its called vacation days, I dont need a man snipping and clipping and grabbing on my junk as an excuse for a day off.

Richie's Mailman
Richie's Mailman

Woo Hoo, I think I'll get that done every year from now on!

Mishon
Mishon

ok, RW...first you give us only 2 posts yesterday with 1 of them being a total give up. Now you give us a fucking advertisement???? How much did you get paid for this? I refuse to click on any of the links and I am taking you off of my avatar. You are no longer my idol.

Rob_Em
Rob_Em

Richie...

Nah, I won't say anything. When everyone else wakes up, they'll let you have it.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Always thought your avatar, was your way of telling us how gay you are..change it to Therealdirtyp1's avatar and you'll be more manly up in the Ol Sporty..unless you are RW-like, in which case .. Carry on sir/madam

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

The first thing I thought was...he has to be getting paid to do this. Noone would put a blog post out like this if they weren't. The sad thing is, he probably didn't. So not only did he not do a #3 post yesterday, he was up typing Whitt's end and decided to put this out early. I'm thinking a guy that has blogged about the Mavs might do a Mavs/Spurs preview. It's kinda funny that the biggest or one of the biggest talked about things this week has been the Fab Five documentary, which he refuses to see.

Mishon
Mishon

Yeah, a Mavs/Spurs preview would have been nice, especially since this is the last time they face eachother this regular season...but why do that when you can put up an ad? I would have even liked some analysis on the Rangers from last night, I mean he is in Surprise right now. He got off at 11 yesterday...what in the fuck did he do all day. He better produce the best Whitt's end of his life later today.

I will cut him slack on the Fab Five doc. He said yesterday that he has not been able to watch it b/c of him being in AZ, and they don't get ESPN where they are, but I am sure they will talk about it next week when the rest of the world is over it already.

Richie's ego
Richie's ego

Someone needs to file a complaint with Richie's bosses. This is getting ridiculous. He extends an olive branch, claims he is going to do better and start posting here again and we lay off of him and now he is mailing it in again with crap like this and only two posts yesterday. What makes things worse is yesterday on Rage they did a morning show which gave him the whole day to prepare for this and it looks like he has the entire day off today. He gives me the impression that he expects his time off at The Fail to coincide with his time off here. Expect this same thing to happen everytime The Fail preempts Rage for any type of sporting event.

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