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Mark Cuban Selects the Hottest Girl in America. Sort Of.

By Richie Whitt Thu., Aug. 19 2010 at 1:00 PM

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Had a day off from 105.3 The Fan Wednesday (thank you, Texas Rangers) so - in between writing a Dallas Cowboys-centric Observer cover story that will hit stands September 2 - I caught up on some Tivo.

Daily Show = Good.

Entourage = Better.

True Blood: More better.

Family Guy = Best.

Then I remembered, "Oh yeah, the young, naked hotties!"

Watched the first four or so episodes of Girls Gone Wild: The Search for the Hottest Girl in America on Mark Cuban's HDNet and was appropriately titillated. (It's not girls behind "Wow!" pop-ups like the commercials, but girls totally exposed.) But then I got busy with work and the flashed breasts sorta started running together and looking the same and ... (Wow, did I just write that out loud?)

So I fast-forwarded to the grand finale episode, where cheesy-ish GGW found Joe Francis awarded not a rose, but - far as I could tell - a sash, a T-shirt and a promise for the winner to be nothing more than famous.

My research suggests that there were much hotter candidates - you can see better nightly during timeouts of Mavs' games at AAC - but somehow this girl from New Orleans won the whole shebang.

Meh.

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Entourage passed the line to lame multiple seasons ago. Giving Jerruh a speaking part only lined up sharks like Robbie Kneivel jumping police cars. Speaking of Family Guy, go back and catch the episode where Frank Sinatra Jr tries to mack on girls after Stewie converts the club into the hottest spot in town. Seem familiar? Funny how your TV tastes copy the Hardline's brand of overrated preferences... Oh, and Richie? There's this thing called the internet. I'd swear given your gig you're familiar with it. It gives you unlimited access to boobies, for free, of your choosing, on your time. Without commercials, your kindred douchespirit Joe Francis, or cockblocking editing. Just type sweater puppets or anything remotely related to female anatomy into Google and make sure your hand is good and limber.
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dude, all those shows on ur list have all been played out or jumped the shark. nice taste
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