This Just In: People That Aren't Us Hate Jerry Jones

• Jerry Jones is a brilliant criminal. He looted the taxpayers of Texas and they love him. He should move to Washington next.

• It should be no surprise that Al Davis is near the top; he's a lot like Jerry except more intrusive, more inept and looks just as strange. The real surprise is that Dan Snyder did not make the list. He's an Al Davis starter kit with worse football instincts, worse HSOs and a tendency to hire AARP members for his team.

• What is it with the list thing? Does everyone truely love lists? Almost Forgot - Keep waiting for that Joe Theismann hit on Mike Vick (both legs please)

• Damn Rob M!! Thats a vision I could'a done without, especially while sitting here in my underwear, TRYING to eat my TV dinner!!

• Damn, I thought Richie's lists were bad. Of course, if I insult Richie's list he might come on here crying like last time. I felt bad actually. I could see Richie at home in his underwear eating a TV dinner, reading the responses to his blog, crying, texting the 22-year-old waitress from Duke's to come comfort him.

• Why do you prefer hated? There's a big difference between hated and disliked.

• This just in!---Mike Modano says now he's leaning about 59% to playing another year in the NHL!!!! Don't go anywhere--stay tuned, we will update you if it changes to 58% or 60%!!!

• Where the hell does Steinbrenner land on this list? How is he not number 1, 2 and 3?

• Hey Crawlspace: What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves. Pow pow.

• It also may have to do with his team only winning one measley playoff game in the last 14 years. Many feel the success from the early (and somewhat mid 90's) was almost all Jimmy's doing. Plus, as surprising as it may be, there are still people that despise him for firing Landry. This doesn't surprise me in the least to see him on the list.

• If loving Jerra is wrong, I don't want to be right..and I love Cubes too, not so much on Hicks (except when he gets the horns a really good running back, then he's awesome)..I only hate 1 guy on their list, #8, and hope he goes horseback riding with end results such as Christopher Reeves.

• Where's the stats that say 50% of locals don't hate Jerry? We're the ones to have to listen to his brainfarts and see him appear in countless lame commercials. "Uhh, uhh, uhh, well, uhh, Domino's"

• Love me some Jerrah. Love me some Cubes. Worst owner in sports = Tom Hicks.

• Who hates Jerry? You like those 3 superbowl wins, don't you? I hate Hicks. Now Jerry is an ass, but, I'd be an ass also if I owned the Cowboys also. I hate soccer also, but, it is more interesting than this half birth drivel.

• Instead of coming up with your own asinine reasons, maybe you should have included Forbes' explanation: Like Oakland's Al Davis, Jones is known as a maverick owner who has clashed with the league and with his coaches. Outside the home market, where winning tops all, fans don't generally take to boat-rockers.

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