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By Richie Whitt Mon., May 17 2010 at 9:45 AM

Categories: Alternative, um, Entertainment, From the Home Office in Dallas, Texas

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As I revealed Friday in Whitt's End, on Saturday night I guest-hosted GayBingo at S4 down on Cedar Springs.

It was good fun. For a good cause. And a good chance for me to spread the word about your friendly Dallas Observer and 105.3 The Fan.

Though, I must admit, dancing on stage with a couple transexuals while wrapped in a rainbow-colored feather boa was a little emasculating. A lot embarrassing.

And an absolute blast.

Best of all, I came away with this pic.

I'm in a good mood, so I'll be your Monday pinata. Go ahead, take your best shot.

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Editor here: Sincerely, Sybil's #1 HETERO fan
Richie showing a sign representing two ladies in love about to join their holy lands together. Sybil has a sly grin on her face with a thought bubble over her head asking, "Where is NTDSLARS" Lesbian in leather finally locating her pink dildo that appears in the foreground. Sincerely, Sybil's #1 very hetro fan
Where's your date Scott?
Who is the douche in the pink shirt with embroidered cuffs?
"Thanks to all four of the Fans listeners for coming out tonight"
Hmmm. RW is flashing 2 and 2, so obviously he is paying tribute to Chuck Woolery.
Dude, You didn't say that Dr Frank N. Furter was gonna be there! Its just a step to the left . . .
Went to Walmart today, and it was "fat white trash in Looney Tunes t shirt day"... the quivering fat me so Alabama horny that I had to go outside and make a bee beard. The thought of those overweight blubbery bitches make me want to knock my front teeth out and get a mullet. Drink that cheap ass bera'.....listen to Nickelback, maybe listen to modern country. Yeee haw! That's it, I'm treating myself to Medivel Times and hot dogs tonight.
At least no one suggested: peace to my "homies" Bingo was a drag What do you get when you cross Richie and Sybil? Serena (who also rocks btw) Guess which one has balls? Is that a lesbian on the right? Oh well, a fun time was had by all and, of course it was a good cause. If you're on it, look me up and facebook me Sybil ;)
krego, I think I am in love with you. You can pull my IP anytime you want! :) XOXO, scott
Drag, Hag, and a Fag?
Yes Kergo, I am laughing at boston. what a bunch of tools, i know I saw at leat 100 Bruins fans crying after the loss. How the eff do you lose 3-0 series lead and a 3-0 lead in game 7, epic failure and I love it. Meh on the Red Sox, they are always the second best team in the East regardless and this year only baltimore is worse. The pats are done not going to win another super bowl with brady. The celts look good but whats going on in field hockey up that way? Oh yeak Fuck Boston
"Not that it matters, but i've been snipped, boys...." I've never seen Sybil look more comfortable and less threatened
Great to meet you too, Ross! At least the boa was the ONLY thing thrown on us. ;) So far Frank gets my vote for best caption.
You rock Sybil! It was great to meet you. I was one of the people you pulled up on stage and got the boa thrown on us by Richie(insert uncomfortable laughter here). Uh, thanks Richie.. I'm glad that despite the hate that anything gay seems to generate that you are willing to come and put yourself out there for a great cause, the Dallas Resource Center (rcdallas.org). This organization helps all people with HIV in Dallas, it's not just a gay thing!
top five soft rock classics: 5) Lost in Love-Air Supply 4) Your only lonely-JD Souther 3) Color My World-Chicago (and sung by the great seminal 60's guitar great Terry Kath) 2) Bread-If 1) Here, There and Everywhere-Beatles
There is a purple alien in front of what looks like a trannie, a douchbag, and a photoshopped photo of Sybil.
"Those are two...YES TWO...giant boobs Sybil has..."
Don't any of you redneck freaks care that the Redsox are struggling? Or that the Bruins blew a 3-0 lead to the Flyers? How about, are the Pat's going to win the Super Bowl-again!? Celtics? The frozen four? Brown vs. Cornell? That's Jim Brown vs. Chris Cornell in a scream off/MMA/Octagon/fight thingybob.
"Once connection is made, you may commence with the scissoring proper."
duh, I'd F RW I'd marry the drag queen I'd kill Sybil cause I have no need for her.
"Kill one, Marry one, F one?" Who you got?
What the hell is that thing to the left of Sybil and RW? Is that you nana? When is the Hambonita getting his own show? Just get rid of NS and do the RW + GW experience. Also, add the Corby and Shaq show to that dying turd they call the Fan. Or maybe Quack and Black? How about Pete Stein and Choppy.....they can call it "The Toilet Aftermath"? How about RW and Scott? They can call it "Whitt and Sh#t". How come nobodies threatened to pull the IP addresses today? Where is that guy that corrects peoples spelling and grammar? Where's the guy that likes to party and eat crawdad's with 20 something, Affliction laded d bag's? Got a good name for you MMA as$wipes to call the next big thing, how about THE "blood hammer"; and THE "blood hammer" can fight fador (?) or the polish hammer with nothing but a pen and a lighter. Good idea huh?
Hey Scott, meet you in 22 minutes, outback by the dumpster.
All I see is Sybil.
LOL @ "Double Shocker"!
Richie Whitt shows how far apart he can spread his legs. BTW P1 Javier..you win so far!
The Whitt Shocker....two in his stink and two in mine.
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com
I'm just gay for bingo!
Greggo is better than Newy...make the switch.
On a serious note, is RW and the tranny related? They look a lot alike. TS wins.
@ts fucking gross.
That's my magical glowing penis in the foreground. All for you, RW, all for you.
"Richie Whitt demonstrates the proper technique for stretching bukkake taffy."
Who's the tranny standing next to Sybil? And who's the one in black?
RW's failed attempt at the " Double Shocker"
The exact position you need your fingers to be in to make sybil become a squirter
Cedar Springs welcomes hot new DJ Sir Dicks-a-Lot.
"Scissor? Anyone want to scissor with me?" Or "I'm 2 for 2 with the trannies here tonight!"
Richie shows the penis length of the drag queen on the far left.
"While hosting GayBingo at S4, Richie Whitt of the Dallas Observer and 105.3 TheFanSucks, couldn't decide which two fingers he wanted to place in front of his face while sticking his tongue between them."