I'm Dreaming of a White Chr ... NBA All-Star Weekend?
There's a mammoth blizzard in the northeast. There's a - relatively speaking - mammoth blizzard outside your window.
I got plans tonight, man. Big plans. Party plans.
If you're brave enough to get out and about tonight, I got your party hook-up right here ...
Presenting, the Dallas Observer's Official All-Star Guide. Bon appetit!