BREAKING NEWS: Cowboys Stadium Has a Flag!
Took this pic a minute ago.
It's a bird! It's a plane!! Nope, it's an American flag!!!
Jerry Jones is no dummy. He knows when he was wrong. And he was wrong. Not having an American flag hanging inside Cowboys stadium on Thanksgiving would've been perfectly Communist.
Now he's fixed it. There's a flag in the rafters. Actually two of them. One at each end.
And, the better news, there's plenty of room to hang some banners next to it.