Boo! How I Survived Dallas' Best Haunted House

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​I love fear.

It motivates. It alters perspective. It seperates the haves from the have nots.

It friggin' makes you feel alive.

Naturally, when I'm not watching Paranormal Activity and I want to be skeered - Haunted House. For my money - $20 to be exact - the best spook joint in Dallas is ScareGrounds.

Went last night with a buddy and two 12-year-old boys and sure enough we jumped, they screamed, at least one of us needed a new pair of Underoos and two of us lost our voices.

ScareGrounds is supposedly three haunted houses in one, though don't tell me to identify them. I can tell you this ...

1. We stood in line for 45 minutes, so be prepared to be patient.

2. The 3D glasses are badass.

3. Watch out for the falling wall of wooden spears. (It totally got me.)

4. The dude in the spotted suit is a flat-out freak. Don't trust him.

5. Happy Halloween.

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Zada Sajovic
Zada Sajovic

Tom Carr of Wasatch Paranormal Investigators also known as WPItom in Utah is a Scam Artist, do not sign up for any of his "memberships" unless you want to lose your money. He needs to stop saying racist things about immigrants, get himself off of unemployment, and work like everyone else. He needs to grow up and let go of his imaginary friends, Your an grown manTOM I stopped believing in ghosts when I was 6. DO NOT PAY THIS MAN ANY MONEY.

Love your EX, thats right I'm letting everyone know. PS, he brings guns on his little ghost hunts people.

roche
roche

It sounds like you spent the evening with Gary Glitter.

Bradford's broken shoulder
Bradford's broken shoulder

slydude, I don't think RW was big timing us with this post...I've been to haunted houses a couple of time as well (not bragging)..had a girl with me once or twice too (again not bragging)...Boom Pow

I'm a sly dude like Sean
I'm a sly dude like Sean

let's try that again:

I love fear.

It motivates. It alters perspective. It seperates the haves from the have nots.

It friggin' makes you feel alive.

This sounds like you attended that lame Get Motivated seminar in Fort Worth instead of a haunted house.

You're good when writing about Greg Williams or Russ Martin. The rest of the time you seem like you're trying to impress us with what a big deal you are.

I'm a sly dude like Sean
I'm a sly dude like Sean

I love fear.

It motivates. It alters perspective. It seperates the haves from the have nots.

It friggin' makes you feel alive.

This sounds like you attended that lame Get Motivated seminar in Fort Worth instead of a haunted house.

You're good when writing about Greg Williams or Russ Martin. The rest of the time you seem like you're trying to impress us with what a big deal you are.

james
james

so it was a double date huh? Boo roasted.

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