Shaq and Shawn Johnson would make a cute couple dancing around. But my first choice would be for the this show to go off the air or at least only be shown in Germany.

Johnny Narron?

This is your dumbest fucking post ever...and that's saying something.

say what you want about that show, but if julianne hough is dancing on my tv screen, i'm stopping everything.

Well, so much for not being around for us to kick.

You bring up a VERY good point Richie. Why have there not been any all girl couples on these programs? That's sexist and just wrong! I say we organize an all girl march on Hollywood!

I would stop breaking down NFL game film one night and tune in if there were a couple of Victoria Secret models competing as a couple, ....for sure.

@ scott...

That was a very democratic-like post for you. Aren't most Repulicans anti-gay? The one I would not like to see is scott and Fatass38. I would not like to see scott's inability to control his wood on national TV.

Secondly, "...stop breaking down NFL film for a night..." Really?!?!? If that statement is even half way true, that paints you as an even bigger idiot than most think you already are. You break down film on a nightly basis and think that Fatass38 is even remotely good coupled with your new infatuation with Barbie Crap-enter makes believe you just may be a full on retard (used in the most proper of ways).

Sincerely,

scott's box of rocks

Jerry Jones and Sam Merken.

Mark it on your calendar:

RW brought up not one... but TWO MMA fighters in one single column.

Are you finally coming around on "the fastest growing sport in the world" Richie??

@Name

Giggle.

This was funny. I laughed. Good for you. Good for me. Keep on truckin', dude.

Just the thought of #3 had my pants flying around the room.

VSBB

Talking about mailing it in...

My vote is for Penelope Cruz vs. Salma Hayek. They could have a contest to see who could get their tight dresses off the sexiest while dancing. Kissing each other while dancing. Touching themselves while dancing. Stuff like that. The tag-line for the season can be, "Penelope vs. Salma: whoever loses, we win." Oh yeah!

@Name....

1) I'm a libertarian,...you idiot

2) The reason I spend 3-5 hours a night breaking down NFL game film is to be THE voice of reason on Sportatorium. This is what gives me the insight to recognize that No 38 wasn't in a 'safety friendly' system the last couple of years, so he looked bad to the naked eye.

As for you not getting this type of penetrating insight, it doesn't bother me because like Galileo and Copernicus; my genius probably won't be recognized in my day.

Good day sir ... I think this pretty much says it all.