What's in my Closet?

• 1) Aikman at 16 years old being force feed beers by a group of cougars 2) John Daly's motivational poster hung next to his treadmill 3) My smoking hot sister with some dork who had to explain to people all night that Paul Stanley was not the guy with the huge tongue

• Obviously by the rush of traffic you guys are antsy for the answers: 1. That's me (in the buffont hair and sweet multi-colored sweat jacket) and Aikman in the blurriest photo in the history of photograhy, circa 1993 at the Pro Bowl in Honolulu. 2. That's Jack Nicklaus - who was in town re-designing Dallas Athletic Club - on the cover of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, circa May 18, 1986. The first cover story I ever did write. 3. That's me (aka Paul Stanley) and my groupie (aka my wife), circa Halloween 2005.

• 1.) A sunburned Richie drinking with Aikman. Love the wind jacket. 2.) A golfer showing off his gut. 3.) A guy who has to drink through a straw at parties. And his very patient date.

• Aikman - Golfing Nicklaus - Drumming (the competition) Paul - Quarterbacking (or, successfully marching "his team" down her "field")

• 1. Troy Aikman, being the man. 2. Jack Nicklaus, showing that golfers aren't real atheletes 3. Paul Stanley, stelaing your woman since '77.

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