Get Out Your Thesauresosesous
*Emmitt Smith is getting his sweaty brow dabbed from some ESPN underling. Apparently he's about to provide some insight on the network's pre-game show. Brace yourself. You're about to endure one of the planet's most unique translations of the English language.
*Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb just jogged onto the field to a chorus of boos.
*Romo, while throwing passes to receiver Patrick Crayton, had to scramble out of the pocket to avoid the oncoming rush of ESPN's Ed Werder.-- Richie Whitt