Hard Knocks? Eh.

Categories: Dallas Cowboys
I expected a little more from the HBO crew. You?

The boys at Deadspin have condensed last night’s first episode of Hard Knocks into four minutes.

I, however, can name that tune in 40 words:

T.O. on the beach.

Witten changing diapers.

Pacman dumps water on Felix Jones.

Jason Garrett: Felix over Mendenhall.

No Danny Amendola? Or Jessica Simpson?

Dave Campo pantsed.

Ubiquitous Mike Doocy.

Plums + banana = phallic humor.

Give it a C. -- Richie Whitt

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