Tony Romo 'Serenades' Wrigley. Or Is The Appropriate Verb 'Tortures'?

• Well, chatter around the internet is that Tony is talking to the A-Lister Carrie Underwood. Someone posted on the Cowboyszone what could Tony do to improve next season. One was get rid of Jessica and get someone to ground him so he can focus. There was mention of Brett Favre having Deanna there to support him. So Tony needs someone to keep his bowlegs in straightline. You can't get any straighter than Ms.Underwood. She is newly single, hot, filthy rich, and very smart. Thats the problem she may be too smart to take Tony back again. He is a sweet talker though. I guess we will all have to stay tuned in to the saga.

• Props to you Richie!! Looks like you have your first famous person reading your blog. Tony Romo of all people. Word is he and Windbag Simpson have called it quits. Let's all rejoyce and pray for a resurrection of someone who finally cares more about scoring touchdowns than scoring with B-list celebs. If not for your column Richie the pokes just may have finished 8-8 winning all 8 on the road and losing 8 at home with Windbag in attendance contiuning the jinx. Looks like you have saved the Cowboys season Richie. Let me be the first one to thank you. Now if the other piece you wrote on Bucketass Williams gets him cut, I will write Jerry every day trying to get you in the Ring of Honor. I knew this blog had potential!! Sincerely, Tongue in Cheek

• What's next is a great question. Let me get to work on some possibilities for you. Brace yourself.

• Ok for Monday's "For Crying out loud moment" has anyone in the history of ever had money go straight to their head more than Romo? As a Cowboy fan I am getting a little fired up here. I don't need to see Romo in on the cover of US Magazine while I am at the grocery store check out line. I don't need Giants fan sending me a TMZ link of our quarterback serenading hundreds of drunks while on stage with MetalSkool. If the drunks who pay to watch a band like MetalSkool think you suck, then why would drunks at Wrigley think you would be any better at a much simpler song like "Take me out to the Balllpark. I am tired of hearing about Romo marrying the ever so hot but equally as dumb Jessica. This shit is getting so old and so tired. Let's remind young Mr. Romo of something here. You have played just one and a half seasons of football. You have made 2 pro-bowls. The problem is as a quarterback in Dallas, we the fans could give two squirts of monkey piss how many pro-bowls you go to. They don't hand out a Lombardi trophy to the winner of the Hawaii "game". Romo, please stop all this non-sense. Remember you were a 3rd string back up not long ago. You keep hovering around 20 picks each year and you may become the highest paid back up in the league. If there is anyone that sees him in public give him a little wake up slap for me please. Sincerely, What's next? Dancing with the Spares?

TotalComments: 4