Blame should be put on Tony's ever-present backward baseball cap. So Chris-Chris.

Jessica will still be to blame.

Who cares if 30,000 fans on the Cowboys side like me are staring at Jessica and not yelling while the Cowboys are on defense. That would be Roy Williams fault anyway.

The question was "So are they or aren't they?" Listen, I am not the guy that cares if they are real or not real. As they said on Seinfeld, "they're fabulous!" Either way you look at it that sweater meat is hot, but let's all not lose sight of the fact that she is equally as dumb and has a half crazy dad to boot. I say F'her and move on to something like the playbook and trying to figure out how not to throw 20+ interceptions this year.

Sincerely,
My Dixie Wrecked