Jon Reep at Hyena's in Fort Worth
North Carolina native Jon Reep has been on NBC's Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central's Premium Blend and the half-hour special Comedy Central Presents: Jon Reep. On stage, he cycles through a never-ending cast of characters and proves why he's a real redneck. Take his thoughts on tubing -- it's the best way to pee and drink in the same spot. And did you know you don't need skis to have fun on a river? You can pull anything that floats. An air mattress? Pull it! A garage door? Pull it! Reep will be here this Thursday through Saturday, and Thursday's show is 100 percent free. More money for SoCo, I guess.