If You're Lazy and Rich Enough, Uber Will Deliver Your Christmas Tree Tomorrow

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Suckers.
Got money to burn and a massive backlog of Elder Skelter episodes to get through? Uber understands.

Tomorrow, December 5, the car service pairs up with Home Depot to sling trees to Dallas' most lethargic. That means you can have a fir delivered for $135 with just a tap on your smartphone screen. (Yes that includes a stand, because digging one out of the garage would require abandoning your couchbed/snack kingdom, and nobody wants that.)

Here's what Uber has to say about it:


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Jessica and Ashlee Simpson Will Be at the NorthPark Center Saturday

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Photo courtesy of LGEPR/Flickr

The pop star who single-handedly made The Dukes of Hazzard much worse than it could have been, and her sister, will be our neck of the woods Saturday.

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson will make a public appearance at NorthPark Center on North Central Expressway, according to a post on the Jessica Simpson Collection's Facebook page. The two will be in the Dillard's store from 1-4 p.m. Saturday signing autographs and meeting with their fans.

The pop sensation sisters are coming to town to promote Jessica's new line of shoes, clothes, handbags and other fashion accessories designed for Dillard's. We assume that Ashlee is there because, well, she had nothing better to do unless she's planning on launching a line of brooding makeup for Hot Topix.

Dallas Museum of Art Director Maxwell Anderson and Wife Jacqueline Are Divorcing

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Photo via Facebook
At the end of a 2012 interview with Maxwell Anderson, the Dallas Museum of Art's Eugene McDermott Director, I asked him what he'd do for employment if he weren't shaking up the museum world.

He took a very short pause. Then, in an affectionate tone, he said he'd apply for, but be rejected from, managing his wife's career.

It was a warm joke, one that rolled off the back of his throat with a practiced, loving humility. Jacqueline has always been a welcome topic with reporters: They were the museum world's Brad and Angelina.


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The 10 Best Dallas Harlem Shake Videos

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The Harlem Shake has taken the internet by storm over the last couple weeks, and Dallas has made an admirable contribution to the meme, if there is such a thing. Here are our 10 local favorites:

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For Three Hours Tomorrow, Ticket Prices for Jekyll and Hyde are Based on Your Hair's Length.

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Jekyll & Hyde's Constantine Maroulis
Last week the Observer's theater critic, Elaine Liner, dedicated an entire mini review to the limelight-stealing, self-animating powers of Constantine Maroulis' hair. The locs are currently starring in the Broadway Series musical, Jekyll and Hyde at the AT&T Center, and it seems her words really started something. Now everyone's chatting about his power mane, and its transformative scrunchy magic. Maroulis' hair is officially (unofficially) the talk of Dallas, a rare feat in our scared land of aerosol.

Cashing in on the head cred, the Center has partnered up with Jekyll & Hyde Salon for one of the oddest promotions we've seen. Happening tomorrow, on Tuesday, December 11, those with exceptionally long, lively hair and the frustratingly bald can score big discounts on tickets to see the show. That's because AT&T Center is setting up a remote box office at the salon from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., and ticket price will be based on your hair length.

Yes! They'll measure your mane and subtract $10 for every inch of growth. Plus, if you buy a seat to the show, you'll get a $20 voucher for services at Jekyll and Hyde Salon.

See Also: The Five Greatest Hair Moments in the Musical Jekyll and Hyde

Don't worry, bald folks. Your shine will be celebrated with a flat rate, $50 discount. The promotion is only good for premium seats, which rest originally in the $85 to $95 bracket. But whoever gets measured may buy up to 4 passes with their discount, so send that friend who's still rocking hair extensions.

Downtown Dallas Inc. is Throwing Pop-Up Weekly Happy Hours. Where? It's a Surprise.

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That rascally non-profit Downtown Dallas, Inc. wants to crack some brews with you. It's launching a weekly pop-up happy hour series and inviting you, and other haggard cubicle workers, to drink craft beer in our city's parks and plazas.

There will be four of the Thursday evening parties, with the first one kicking off this week on August 9 at Pegasus Park (5.p.m.) and another occurring each Thursday for the next month at different locations. Stay in the loop. The spots remain a mystery until D.D.I. announces them on their Twitter and Facebook pages; this week we got 24 hours notice. Scoot on over today and knock 'em back with other Twitter ninjas. You'll get a different flavor of Andrew's beer each week.

Get hip now. These things become crazy once everyone else catches on.

The Second Life of Leonard Volk, the 84-Year-Old Dallas Photographer with a New Show

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Leonard Volk
Cloudscape, 2009
See also: Jennifer Moreman, a Tyler Artist Who Made Her Name Painting Longhorns, Has Gone Global

Leonard Volk's upcoming exhibition at Samuel Lynne Galleries is not his first -- in fact, he's shown publicly in one other solo exhibition at Brookhaven College back in 2005 -- but it is a rare occasion to see the artist's work in the physical.

Raised in Dallas, Volk purchased his first camera, a Leica IIIc, on January 3, 1950 during a gap year in Europe, and over the next 62 years he amassed a collection of small pleasures, many of them found right in our backyard.

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The "Outlaw" Collective Muscle Nation is Back, and That's Good for Dallas Art

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In Cooperation With Muscle Nation. A Collective. / Facebook
Don't get us wrong. We love that Dallas' formal arts scene is backed by faithful supporters able to infuse the likes of George Grosz and Giuseppe Verdi into our cultural consciousness, but this ain't no Arts District kind of event. And that's a beautiful thing.

Beyond the I.M. Pei curves downtown, and subsumed within all the "world-class" posturing, Dallas is fostering an authentic and organic artistic culture of its own. It's the city's burgeoning grassroots arts scene, spearheaded by artists rather than donors, and it exists outside established tradition. Blink and you'll miss it. Find it and you'll find something aspiring toward truly "world class."

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House of Plates is Throwing a Rager at the F.O.E., and You're Invited

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August 5: Put it in your planner.
The cyber-orgy of food porn, music articles and drag-you-in photography known as House of Plates is manned (or womanned) by an anonymous group of Dallas bloggers, all hell-bent on showing us the great shit they've found around the city. So of course we like them.

But we like them more when they throw parties.

They've got a major rager in the works. It's going down at the F.O.E. on Sunday, August 5, so take this as an early warning. It looks so slammin' that we might see a repeat of that historic "at capacity" day the Fraternal Order of Eagles reached a few weeks back. Get there early, or wait outside in the sun, hiding your pasty bits from the evil sky orb.

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"Let's Go Arctic" Campaign is a Hoax, But It's Still Amazing

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This is the most best caption contest ever.
When we found the looks-totally-Shell-branded arcticready.com website, which includes a build-your-own Let's Go Arctic advertisement, we thought it was real. Turns out, it isn't. But, it's still amazing.

The site is part of a "multi-layered stunt" created by Yes Men. Enjoy.

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