Is your infant crying? Of course it is. But the harder question to answer is "Why the hell is this baby crying?" If you've asked the Internet to help you, I'm sure you're already at the emergency room. But if you're looking for at-home solutions to your crying baby person, here's a helpful guide to help you decode what your baby is trying to tell you and tips for how to solve the problem, so that you don't feel like such a shitty parent.
Dave Buchwald/Wikimedia Commons Yeah, he's just screwin' with you.
The "I Crapped Myself And It's Not Funny Anymore" Cry: Get that lazy baby a new diaper. Let him know that pants-crapping happens to the best of us, and it's something he should get used to now so that he's not bothered by it in college when it happens after he loses the Chicken Wing Chugathon.More »