10 Good Things That Came Out of Icepocalypse '13
Don't let the haters get you down, Cleon. Some of us loved you, baby. Here's why:
1. Price is Right
One whole hour of the Cliffhanger, PLINKO and debating who's creepier -- thin Drew
Carey or everyday Lara Flynn Boyle.
2. Wearing Coats
3. Watching Others Bite It
Screw baseball, this is really America's pastime. Bonus points for tears.
4. Ice Scrapers
You lug the damn thing around in your car all year and finally, finally you got to use it. Yeah, lug. It takes up what, like 6 cubic inches?
5. Cabin Fever Dance Party
Fire up the Jawbone and let's do this fucking thing. Who can resist pretend back-up
dancing for B. Spears?
7. "I'm iced in."
Getting out of every single undesirable invite. Think of the hundreds who were saved from weddings.
8. Peeing Your Name in Ice
Don't act like it's not a lifelong dream ... ladies.
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