Five Places You Can Still Play Arcade Games in Dallas. HADOUKEN!

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Arcades, guys. They ain't what they used to be. Now that every young whippersnapper has one of them newfangled game consoles in their bedroom, why would they ever leave the room and venture into a poorly lit room full of bleeping noises, armed only with every quarter they could find in the couch and knowledge of the maneuver necessary to do a fireball with Ken or Ryu in Streetfighter II? Down, forward and down, forward, punch, a combination that I still try and do in Soul Calibur IV to no appreciable end whatsoever, despite my cries of "HADOUKEN!"

Nevertheless, there are some places in Dallas you can visit to recall the good old days when you weren't doing some weird form of advanced gambling for tickets using indecipherable monetary units, and any minor who could memorize the button combo for a Mortal Kombat fatality was immediately promoted to "king of all children."

So. Here they are.

Kung Fu Saloon (above)
2911 Routh St., Dallas
Type of arcade: One entirely surrounded by cut-price alcohol that the staff will attempt to funnel down you and, if you go by the Google reviews, a questionable "dress code" that has resulted in several, shall we say, mishaps. Kind of a sports bar with arcade machines inside.
Arcade gems: Mortal Kombat III, Cruis'n USA, Super Mario Bros., Double Dragon. Actual Double Dragon. This is second on my list of side-scrolling beat-em-ups that were frustratingly impossible to complete after Golden Axe, and before Final Fight.
Things to do as if those games weren't enough for you: Drink, obviously, to forget the fact that Mortal Kombat III isn't very good, and there's even some food that will come in handy for throwing at the machine when another Double Dragon boss eats your 18th continue for breakfast. Free play on Sundays. Quarters otherwise.

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When you run out of quarters at Barcadia, get drunk and fall into someone's Jenga game.
Barcadia
1917 N. Henderson Ave., Dallas

Type of arcade: A hip drinking establishment on North Henderson Avenue, Barcadia is within easy shouting distance of Beauty Bar and the Slip Inn, so you can yell at people who didn't spend their whole childhoods playing video games and spent that time doing something constructive, making them now attractive, successful, hip adults who don't hang out in a glorified video game arcade.

Arcade gems: Streetfighter II, Mortal Kombat, Galaga, Out Run, Ms. Pac-Man. Controversial, but Ms. Pac Man is far superior to her husband's stab at the I'm-a-yellow-head-and-ghosts-are-after-me genre. Do you know why? Because the ghosts' movement is partially randomized, thus making it impossible to just memorize patterns and beat the game.

Things to do as if those games weren't enough for you: Drink, yell, play Giant Jenga, weep as M. Bison fucking levitates for the 100th time and then just straight out flies into your head, killing you. Free play night is Tuesdays. Again, quarters necessary.

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Neither Dave nor Buster could have pulled off this hair.
Dave and Buster's
9450 N. Central Expressway, Dallas

Type of arcade: One that is relatively unwilling to constantly pass you alcohol all the time, and that focuses mainly on arcade gaming rather than being a drinking establishment with video games, in an effort to pull in the wandering nostalgic twentysomething. However, to make up for this, they have seen fit to employ some form of legalized gambling involving a ticket system and some largely shitty prizes.

Arcade gems: Deadstorm Pirates (all the kids love it, but if you ask me it makes House of the Dead look like Goldeneye or something); something where you have to land a plane; racing games that aren't Out Run or Cruis'n USA and are thus uncontrollable, skiddy pieces of crap.

Things to do as if those games weren't enough for you: GAMBLE. How can children gamble, I hear you cry? Well, they can ask their parents to "invest" in a card that you swipe in each machine, taking away a set number of "points" from the card that, considering there is no way to decipher the D&B Exchange Rate without a calculator, means that it must be very expensive. Thankfully, though, you can get discounted cards by buying some not-very-good food, for some reason.

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13 comments
isa_morales
isa_morales

Nickelrama has DDR - that's all that matters.

garlandsucks
garlandsucks

the best part of dave n busters is watching a 21 year old black guy hitting on/feeling up a 13 year old white girl....Man that place ROCKS!

John the Werewolf
John the Werewolf

I remember spending many a good hours of my childhood in arcades. It's what made me the man I am today... actually it's not, but I do consider playing video games to be a very important part of my life and I'll play video games until the day I die.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

Alejandro Monjaras
Alejandro Monjaras

I could go for some Turtles in Time, or Cadillacs and Dinosaurs.

Chris Altschuler
Chris Altschuler

Castle Mountain near Texas Stadium was another cool place for arcades. The building was shaped like a Castle it had Putt Putt out front and batting cages on the left . they eventually put a go cart world behind it.

Marc C. Socolov
Marc C. Socolov

Smoking in arcades made you a true hipster back in the day...Nothin like hot-boxing a Marlboro light while trying to save the world. :)

Chris Altschuler
Chris Altschuler

Once apon a time there was a place called Tilt in Prestonwood Mall across from the skating rink. It was always smokey, dark and had so many cool games.

Matt A Hale
Matt A Hale

This the third generic list post in a row.

luckyneko_kat
luckyneko_kat

Do you know which version of DDR they have there?

ThreeOranges
ThreeOranges

@Matt A Hale I didn't know about NickelRama, so it was useful to me.

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