Jerry Seinfeld is Coming to Dallas
A Seinfeld sighting in 2013 is a rare event, but Dallas gets one on Saturday, June 8, according to a fresh press release from the AT&T Performing Arts Center. If you want a shot at tickets to see this notorious neurotic, you'll want to hover over your keyboards next Friday morning, April 19 at 10 a.m. when tickets go on sale to the public.
Showtimes will be 7 p.m. and 9:30 at the Winspear, a lovely place for a big comedy show. Prices were not available. Expect to take out a small bank loan.
Also: Here's Seinfeld talking about his process ...
... and here's Drew Magary telling him to shut the hell up.