Suggested Headlines for Stories About Klyde Warren Park Getting an Ice Rink

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Soon enough the trees will be replaced with something more useful.
Over on our news blog, we reported today that the folks behind Kylde Warren Park -- the downtown "deck park" that's already cluttered by a stage, ping-ping, a dog run, foosball, a reading room, a playground, a track, some weird overhangs, food trucks and some other stuff I'm probably forgetting -- are planning to install a synthetic ice rink.

We went with a straightforward headline: "Yes, Klyde Warren Park May Get an Ice Rink." Here are the headlines I wanted to write:

- Dallas Already Bored With Klyde Warren Park, Plans to Cram in an Ice Rink

- Whew. For a Second There It Seemed Like They Wanted Us to Have a Picnic or Something.

- Fifty Bucks Says Dallas Will Raise a Billion Dollars and Get Gehry to Design the Ice Rink

- Hey, If They Throw in a Mini Rail Road Maybe They Don't Need the Grass At All

- Klyde Warren Park: Give Them Credit, They Left it Alone for a Whole Three Months

- When Does Something Stop Being a Park and Start Being an Outdoor Dick's Sporting Goods?

- Klyde Warren Park: Now With More Traffic and Debris Than the Freeway Beneath It

- It Sort of Seems Like That Little Klyde Warren Kid is Actually In Charge of This Park

- Klyde Warren Park to Add Ice Rink, Because Having a Park That Floats Magically Atop a Freeway Isn't Enough for Dallas

- What's Next, Go-Carts? Please Say It's Go-Carts.

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23 comments
Collin Clay
Collin Clay

lmao now I can watch ice skating from my office

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

This must be why the President of the park resigned a few weeks ago !

Billie Daugherty
Billie Daugherty

The skate park is a much better idea and more useful. An ice rink is just moronic...huge DUH for the city planners on that one.

Alex Bartos
Alex Bartos

Outdoor ice rink? Nice way to use tax payer dollars.

Aaron Dietrich
Aaron Dietrich

stupid, how about a skate park instead for inner city kids

Greg Robinson
Greg Robinson

That will be novel for a few months then sit unused most of the rest of the time. There was an ice rink in Plaza of the Americas until recently. It was rarely being used whenever I got lunch there.

Jamie_L.
Jamie_L.

Can't we fit a bridge in there somewhere?

Van Johnson
Van Johnson

An outdoor ice rink in Dallas! Are you freaking kidding me?? Idiots.

David Ellefsen
David Ellefsen

That will be usefull for about what 6 days a year?

Samantha Thompson
Samantha Thompson

Where? I am a big fan of the park and I love the idea, but it's too much idea and not enough space.

Samantha Garrison
Samantha Garrison

a synthetic ice rink.....what exactly is a "synthetic" ice rink....and do you glide as easily as on a REAL ice rink? :)

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