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Photo by Stephan Masker
Stuff White People Like!
Hey everybody! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!!!!! I'm like totally somebody and I'm like totally edgy and really "out there" and "quirky" and "artsy" and "hip". I'm totally relevant! I am! No really I totally am! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!
All aboard the Skidmark Express!
Look at all those fucking hipsters.
@libtardshit Don't you mean "Stuff other people enjoy but I'm jealous of, so I'll mock them to make myself feel better"?
@libtardshit We know, you post the same thing here all the time.Such a shame that you can't get the attention you really need. Have you tried Parkland?
@libtardshit Didn't you say the same thing last year? Your troll-fu is getting stale.
@nakedlens - HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA you think I'm "jealous".
@nakedlens - why are you so worried about me mocking these ugly hipster losers? I'm just having fun, after all. Jeez what a fuckin killjoy.
@nakedlens - did you take those photos? Is that why you are so butthurt about me mocking these hipsters?
@nakedlens Are you trying to imply that those ugly beardos and cellulite assed losers are NOT hipsters?
@nakedlens - WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH you are really making me cry now WAAAAAAAAAH!
@libtardshit That or pathetic. Whichever.
@nakedlens Sure thing. Whatever you say, "nakedlens", oooops I mean "Mark".
@libtardshit Because you're a dick.And I really despise people who shit on other people simply because they have a need to feel superior.Even more so when they have to do it anonymously.
@libtardshitHey shitface! Turns out someone died, but you asshole hipster bitches should celebrate because the dead person was probably just some icky suburban Christian who was probably white and maybe even a Republican. Yuk yuk yuk.
@libtardshit - Wow, because that's something to brag about. Loser.
@nakedlens - it is Shitavious. I'm totally famous. You may have read about me.
@libtardshit My first name is Mark.Which one is yours, "libtard" or "shit"?
@nakedlens - Oh. Silly me! Is "nakedlens" your first name or your last name?
@libtardshitNo, as the literate among us can see, the byline for the images reads "Photo by Stephan Masker".
@libtardshit Yeah, I am. But even if they were, it's still more respectable than being a faceless keyboard commando with nothing better to do in their life but complain about other people having fun.But hey, knock yourself out, because I'm sure you're a perfect specimen of natural physical beauty.