Critical Ass: The Ten Best Photos from Sunday's No Pants Dart Ride

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Photo by Mike Brooks
While most of us couldn't find enough pants to properly negate Sunday's chill, one brazen posse took the road less clothed to endure a day-long celebration of partial nudity meets public transport. It was the 2013 No Pants Subway Ride, and our photographer Stephan Masker was on hand to capture everyone's best side. See the entire slideshow here.

We scanned all of the photographic evidence and picked out our ten favorites, just for you. Think of this short list as the express line, traveling direct to Bum Cheek City.

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Photo by Stephan Masker

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Photo by Stephan Masker

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Photo by Stephan Masker



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libtardshit
libtardshit

Hey everybody! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!!!!! I'm like totally somebody and I'm like totally edgy and really "out there" and "quirky" and "artsy" and "hip". I'm totally relevant! I am! No really I totally am! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!

nakedlens
nakedlens

@libtardshit Don't you mean "Stuff other people enjoy but I'm jealous of, so I'll mock them to make myself feel better"?


nakedlens
nakedlens

@libtardshit We know, you post the same thing here all the time.

Such a shame that you can't get the attention you really need. Have you tried Parkland?

libtardshit
libtardshit

@nakedlens - HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA you think I'm "jealous".

BWAHAWHAWHAW!

libtardshit
libtardshit

@nakedlens - why are you so worried about me mocking these ugly hipster losers? I'm just having fun, after all. Jeez what a fuckin killjoy.

libtardshit
libtardshit

@nakedlens - did you take those photos? Is that why you are so butthurt about me mocking these hipsters?

libtardshit
libtardshit

@nakedlens Are you trying to imply that those ugly beardos and cellulite assed losers are NOT hipsters?

libtardshit
libtardshit

@nakedlens - WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAH you are really making me cry now WAAAAAAAAAH!

libtardshit
libtardshit

@nakedlens Sure thing. Whatever you say, "nakedlens", oooops I mean "Mark".

nakedlens
nakedlens

@libtardshit Because you're a dick.

And I really despise people who shit on other people simply because they have a need to feel superior.

Even more so when they have to do it anonymously. 

nakedlens
nakedlens

@libtardshitHey shitface! Turns out someone died, but you asshole hipster bitches should celebrate because the dead person was probably just some icky suburban Christian who was probably white and maybe even a Republican. Yuk yuk yuk.

libtardshit
libtardshit

@nakedlens - Oh. Silly me! Is "nakedlens" your first name or your last name?

nakedlens
nakedlens

@libtardshitNo, as the literate among us can see, the byline for the images reads "Photo by Stephan Masker".

And I'm not butthurt at all, you on the other hand still seem to be far too worried about other people having fun

nakedlens
nakedlens

@libtardshit Yeah, I am. 

But even if they were, it's still more respectable than being a faceless keyboard commando with nothing better to do in their life but complain about other people having fun.

But hey, knock yourself out, because I'm sure you're a perfect specimen of natural physical beauty.

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